#whiskyadventcalendar
This year I am taking over whisky advent calendar duties from @neiljmathews.bsky.social. First up is the original Monkey Shoulder. #whisky #whiskyadventcalendar #monkeyshoulder
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Whisky Advent Calendar day 20 - Lagavulin 8 year old Single Malt Scotch Whisky. Human history is littered with stories of charlatans selling snake oil, homeopathic remedies, reflexology,... 1/ #whiskyadventcalendar #theendoftheworld #ihateyouall
December 21, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Whisky Advent Calendar day 9 - Monkey Shoulder Blended Scotch Whisky (100% malt whisky made for mixing). I mean, this is great. Malty, spicy, a nice thick mouth feel, and a nice vanilla touch. It's a lovely Speyside whisky. I'm in! #whiskyadventcalendar
December 10, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Whisky Advent Calendar day 19 - Teeling Small Batch Irish Whiskey. Telling is not a brand that ever crosses my mind to order when at a cocktail bar or at the liquor store. I don't know why. Why is the sky blue? Why do whales sing not in English like proper Americans? 1/ #whiskyadventcalendar
December 21, 2024 at 3:40 AM
In the history of living things, nothing more vile has ever been created and sold. I will have no other comments at this time. end/ #whiskyadventcalendar #worstthingever
December 18, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Whisky Advent Calendar day 15 - Spearhead Single Grain Scotch Whisky. This is made by the Loch Lomond Distillery via the Spearhead brand. They really, really want you to know this is a new kind of whisky. They use a single malt (not revolutionary)... 1/ #whiskyadventcalendar
December 16, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Whisky Advent Calendar day 2! Masthouse Double Pot Distilled Single Malt Scotch. This is from Cooper River Distillery. It's fairly light in color but has quite a bit of flavor. Green apples, a touch of caramel. There's a bit of that boozy kick, but it's not unpleasant. #whiskyadventcalendar
December 4, 2024 at 2:22 AM
... mashing it with dead skunks/rotting used coffee filters/decaying earth mover tires, distilling it, bottling it with Glasgow gutter water, and selling it as a quality product. 3/ #whiskyadventcalendar #theendoftheworld #ihateyouall
December 21, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Whisky Advent Calendar day 16 - Aberfeldy 12 year Highland Single Malt Scotch Whisky. I'm a big fan of Highland whiskies. This one? Hmm. It's very hot. Meaning rubbing alcohol hot. #whiskyadventcalendar
December 17, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Whisky Advent Calendar day 24 (!) - Mortlach 16 year old Single Malt Scotch Whisky. This is a Speyside whisky aged in sherry casks. That explains the strong fruit aroma and flavor. 1/ #whiskyadventcalendar #merrychristmas #happyholidays
December 25, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Whisky Advent Calendar day 13 - Redbreast 12 year Single Pot Still Irish Whiskey. Folks, this is the standard bearer for quality aged Irish Whiskey. This bottle is part of our stock bar. #whiskyadventcalendar #redbreast12
December 15, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Whisky Advent Calendar day 17 - Talisker Port Ruighe Single Malt Scotch Whisky (pronounced "Ree"). As a discerning whisky drinker with a very strong aversion to a particular kind of whisky (I'm not wrong, leave me alone), there are certain brands 1/ #whiskyadventcalendar #worstthingever
December 18, 2024 at 2:35 AM
It's totally fine. Not bad, not great. I'm sure the big square bottle makes all the difference. /end #whiskyadventcalendar
December 16, 2024 at 3:00 AM
May Satan have mercy on your soul. (I haven't even tasted it yet and the fire department is ready to knock down our door in response to the obvious roaring fire smell coming out of the glass). I may not recover. Remember me fondly. end/ #whiskyadventcalendar #theendoftheworld #ihateyouall
December 21, 2024 at 4:08 AM
It tastes like melted play dough, mixed with Kool menthol cigarettes, and some black melted boot polish. To call this a whisky is to offend all the gods, the old and the new. This is not fit for human consumption, nor any other living thing. 3/ #whiskyadventcalendar #worstthingever
December 18, 2024 at 2:37 AM
If these servings don't improve I may never do this again. Add it is, I can't even taste anything anymore. end/ #whiskyadventcalendar
December 23, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Whisky Advent Calendar day 3 - Tamnavulin Double Cask Single Malt Scotch Whisky. 40%. A nice dark color. It has a bit of a medicinal quality, but it's not unpleasant. Plenty of brown sugar and even a little vanilla biscuit. A nice enough Speyside whisky. #whiskyadventcalendar
December 4, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Whisky Advent Calendar day 23 - Tamdhu 12 year old Speyside Single Malt Scotch Whisky. Thank the old gods - and the new (if you must). 1/ #whiskyadventcalendar #happychristmaseveeve #festivusfortherestofus
December 24, 2024 at 1:46 AM
where there's a ghostly figure superimposed on the primary image. Only that ghost is asking for help because the primary image is essentially the Devil's bathwater trying to capture it. 3/ #whiskyadventcalendar
December 23, 2024 at 3:18 AM
It is quite tasty. Poached peaches and pears, and a slight nutty finish. A wonderful 24th dram! And so, here on Christmas Eve, we come to the end of our fellowship. 2/ #whiskyadventcalendar #merrychristmas #happyholidays
December 25, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Whisky Advent Calendar day 10 - Nc'Nean Quiet Rebels Annabel. This Scottish distillery is independent and started by Annabel on the west coast in 2017, so a fairly young operation. They use 100% organic Scottish malt. #whiskyadventcalendar
December 12, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Whisky Advent Calendar day 22 - Laphroaig 10 year old Sherry Oak Finished Single Malt Scotch Whisky. When I was a kid, a house near my childhood home caught fire and was nearly destroyed. 1/ #whiskyadventcalendar
December 23, 2024 at 3:17 AM
covered it in crude oil, filtered the result through some of the garbage from the giant floating garbage island in the South Pacific (think Bart Simpsons dolls, Cincinnati Bengals Superbowl champs T-shirts, and AOL CDs)... #whiskyadventcalendar #temuwhiskey
December 15, 2024 at 4:09 AM
...and trucks of the cyber variety that are shaped like 1960s Japanese dumpsters. But nothing - I mean NOTHING - has been a greater scandal than the idea of taking perfectly good malted barley, 2/ #whiskyadventcalendar #theendoftheworld #ihateyouall
December 21, 2024 at 4:06 AM
And so, here on Christmas Eve, we come to the end of our fellowship. Thank you for joining me on this topsy-turvy mostly positive journey. I wish you and yours the happiest Christmas and holiday season. Cheers! end/ #whiskyadventcalendar #merrychristmas #happyholidays
December 25, 2024 at 2:42 AM