The new issue of the UK’s Private Eye.
March 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The new issue of the UK’s Private Eye.
let a girl pee on you
she's just marking her terrority
she's just marking her terrority
April 17, 2026 at 3:49 AM
let a girl pee on you
she's just marking her terrority
she's just marking her terrority
Bribes is more his terrority...
June 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Bribes is more his terrority...
I think thats probably what Im most annoyed about, them getting that goal stabilizes them mentally JUST as they were teetering into ”so mad that they gift you a goal” terrority.
With Chelsea verging on collectively losing their heads, I think a goal was there for the taking if we had been just slightly more efficient in the final third.
March 1, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I think thats probably what Im most annoyed about, them getting that goal stabilizes them mentally JUST as they were teetering into ”so mad that they gift you a goal” terrority.
i dunno. i’m genx and snarky assholery kinda comes with the terrority…
November 21, 2024 at 1:08 AM
i dunno. i’m genx and snarky assholery kinda comes with the terrority…
Apparentlyntheyre planning on building a data center near where i am
Not on my fucking terrority
Not on my fucking terrority
August 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Apparentlyntheyre planning on building a data center near where i am
Not on my fucking terrority
Not on my fucking terrority
Marking my terrority
May 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Marking my terrority
David Munoz is proof of why MotoGP needs to bring back penalty points. This is multiple race ban terrority
July 19, 2025 at 8:51 AM
David Munoz is proof of why MotoGP needs to bring back penalty points. This is multiple race ban terrority
So the same voters who decided that we were spending too much money to defend the Ukranian Democracy from Russia, seem to be A-Okay with taking over a Terrority from Ally for...reasons.
January 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
So the same voters who decided that we were spending too much money to defend the Ukranian Democracy from Russia, seem to be A-Okay with taking over a Terrority from Ally for...reasons.
VON DER LEYEN SAYS UKRAINE TERRORITY, SOVEREIGNTY MUST BE RESPECTED
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
VON DER LEYEN SAYS UKRAINE TERRORITY, SOVEREIGNTY MUST BE RESPECTED
Forgive me, but that story made me LOL. Darwin Awards terrority.
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Forgive me, but that story made me LOL. Darwin Awards terrority.
Well hello storm Kathleen, temperature has took a weird jump too, that's Def hitting thunder /lightning terrority
April 6, 2024 at 7:28 AM
Well hello storm Kathleen, temperature has took a weird jump too, that's Def hitting thunder /lightning terrority
Erm yeah how about fuck no? @BelarusMFA
Letting russia use your terrority to start the war in Ukraine.
The fact you would literally arrest me immediately, torture and deport me to russia to be sentenced, even more fuck no.
Letting russia use your terrority to start the war in Ukraine.
The fact you would literally arrest me immediately, torture and deport me to russia to be sentenced, even more fuck no.
June 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Erm yeah how about fuck no? @BelarusMFA
Letting russia use your terrority to start the war in Ukraine.
The fact you would literally arrest me immediately, torture and deport me to russia to be sentenced, even more fuck no.
Letting russia use your terrority to start the war in Ukraine.
The fact you would literally arrest me immediately, torture and deport me to russia to be sentenced, even more fuck no.
You're not very smart, Joel & I realize that's a hard pill to swallow because in Resist Circles, you're probably highly regarded. Unfortunately for you, you've wandered into unfamiliar terrority, People who actually know what the fuck they're talking about.
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
You're not very smart, Joel & I realize that's a hard pill to swallow because in Resist Circles, you're probably highly regarded. Unfortunately for you, you've wandered into unfamiliar terrority, People who actually know what the fuck they're talking about.
Isn't throwing grenades over an occupied terrority dangerous? Not if you are Israeli and just don't care.
#Genocide #freepalestine #palestine #gaza #Israel #boycottisrael #bds #GenocidalState #Children #SaveTheChildren #SaveOurChildren
#Genocide #freepalestine #palestine #gaza #Israel #boycottisrael #bds #GenocidalState #Children #SaveTheChildren #SaveOurChildren
February 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Isn't throwing grenades over an occupied terrority dangerous? Not if you are Israeli and just don't care.
#Genocide #freepalestine #palestine #gaza #Israel #boycottisrael #bds #GenocidalState #Children #SaveTheChildren #SaveOurChildren
#Genocide #freepalestine #palestine #gaza #Israel #boycottisrael #bds #GenocidalState #Children #SaveTheChildren #SaveOurChildren
Really looking like anyone spending time trying to rally a tangible resistance around democrat politicians and their electoral victories is moving from the terrority of laughably naive to a genuinely unhelpful distraction
February 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Really looking like anyone spending time trying to rally a tangible resistance around democrat politicians and their electoral victories is moving from the terrority of laughably naive to a genuinely unhelpful distraction
🔴 Ukraine gains 78 square miles of terrority in just five days as Russian battlefield communications in disarray
February 19, 2026 at 10:52 AM
🔴 Ukraine gains 78 square miles of terrority in just five days as Russian battlefield communications in disarray
Fascinating take on the Green leadership contest in @politico.com by @noahkeate.bsky.social
Notable that respected pollster Scarlett Maguire points to the opportunity for the Green Party getting into quantum leap terrority if they're bold enough !
Well worth a read!
@zackpolanski.bsky.social
Notable that respected pollster Scarlett Maguire points to the opportunity for the Green Party getting into quantum leap terrority if they're bold enough !
Well worth a read!
@zackpolanski.bsky.social
June 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Fascinating take on the Green leadership contest in @politico.com by @noahkeate.bsky.social
Notable that respected pollster Scarlett Maguire points to the opportunity for the Green Party getting into quantum leap terrority if they're bold enough !
Well worth a read!
@zackpolanski.bsky.social
Notable that respected pollster Scarlett Maguire points to the opportunity for the Green Party getting into quantum leap terrority if they're bold enough !
Well worth a read!
@zackpolanski.bsky.social
Entering enemy terrority and preparing myself for their latte loving bullsh*t pray for me.
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Entering enemy terrority and preparing myself for their latte loving bullsh*t pray for me.
Trump Said the U.S. Will ‘Get’ Greenland. Greenlanders Aren’t Impressed. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/05/w...
Psychotic and demented, Trump is the latest aggressor to pound his breast- "One way or another..." T says Greenland will become a U.S. terrority. Denmark says "NO."
#ProudBlue #DemVoice
Psychotic and demented, Trump is the latest aggressor to pound his breast- "One way or another..." T says Greenland will become a U.S. terrority. Denmark says "NO."
#ProudBlue #DemVoice
Trump Said the U.S. Will ‘Get’ Greenland. Greenlanders Aren’t Impressed.
Or enthused by Mr. Trump’s promise that “we will make you rich.”
www.nytimes.com
March 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Trump Said the U.S. Will ‘Get’ Greenland. Greenlanders Aren’t Impressed. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/05/w...
Psychotic and demented, Trump is the latest aggressor to pound his breast- "One way or another..." T says Greenland will become a U.S. terrority. Denmark says "NO."
#ProudBlue #DemVoice
Psychotic and demented, Trump is the latest aggressor to pound his breast- "One way or another..." T says Greenland will become a U.S. terrority. Denmark says "NO."
#ProudBlue #DemVoice
Sounds scary, right? But here's the thing: It doesn't matter what they bolt a nuke on. The doctrine remains the same. If any nuclear explosion happens inside NATO's terrority, the aggressor will be obliterated within the hour and cruise missile or ballistics, there's no stopping it. So, nothing new.
Russia tested new nuclear-powered cruise missile, top general says
The missile travelled 14,000 km (8,700 miles) and was in the air for about 15 hours.
www.reuters.com
October 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Sounds scary, right? But here's the thing: It doesn't matter what they bolt a nuke on. The doctrine remains the same. If any nuclear explosion happens inside NATO's terrority, the aggressor will be obliterated within the hour and cruise missile or ballistics, there's no stopping it. So, nothing new.
Do you know why I pulled you over?
No Officer, I don't.
We got a report of an unaccompanied man driving a car. You are required to have a mistress or a female family member with you on the road.
What are you talking about?
You drove into the Matriarchy's terrority, boy. You belong to us now.
No Officer, I don't.
We got a report of an unaccompanied man driving a car. You are required to have a mistress or a female family member with you on the road.
What are you talking about?
You drove into the Matriarchy's terrority, boy. You belong to us now.
March 23, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Do you know why I pulled you over?
No Officer, I don't.
We got a report of an unaccompanied man driving a car. You are required to have a mistress or a female family member with you on the road.
What are you talking about?
You drove into the Matriarchy's terrority, boy. You belong to us now.
No Officer, I don't.
We got a report of an unaccompanied man driving a car. You are required to have a mistress or a female family member with you on the road.
What are you talking about?
You drove into the Matriarchy's terrority, boy. You belong to us now.
In my opinion, deploying marines against California puts us in general strike territory. It's California and other states weighing secession terrority.
We crash the economy if that's how we end this, because that's a lower suffering alternative than sending the military to war against the citizenry
We crash the economy if that's how we end this, because that's a lower suffering alternative than sending the military to war against the citizenry
June 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
In my opinion, deploying marines against California puts us in general strike territory. It's California and other states weighing secession terrority.
We crash the economy if that's how we end this, because that's a lower suffering alternative than sending the military to war against the citizenry
We crash the economy if that's how we end this, because that's a lower suffering alternative than sending the military to war against the citizenry