#test-bed
Shall we test whether that bed is sturdy?
November 1, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Test bed.
November 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Elf, snoozing in the The Shell dog bed this morning. Her symptoms seem to have really abated: she's behaving normally. We'll get more test results soon
November 3, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Well this is starting to feel very Covid like, lying here awake thanks to cough, feeling bloody grim, with thundering headache as icing on cake 🤦‍♂️

Started Sunday feeling like had hangover without booze, plus muscle aches etc

By yesterday felt terrible & dry cough started will test later

Take care❗️
Adrian Monk in Bed, Tony Shalhoub
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November 3, 2026 at 3:25 AM
It seems to take forever to adjust eh? Trying not to go to bed early as to not wake early. Hope you can test!
November 1, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Always wanted an Eames chair !

I could fly in to check how comfy it is... And then test the bed maybe 🤔
November 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
There is something tremendously freeing in knowing that I can go to bed tonight with US polls still open and wake up tomorrow to find out if the US has failed another national IQ test. It's so much less stressful than living there and getting results in all through the evening.
November 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I was so close to going to bed before the (first) run out. What a strange Test match #SAvAUS 🏏
October 30, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I mean, Blitz fucked Chaz just to see what M&M liked in bed

He’d absolutely give a few of Stolas’ doms a test run 😂
November 2, 2026 at 8:35 AM
You're right, I also need to test if that new bed is comfortable enough for you. Only the best for the crew, you know? Gotta test the quality.
October 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
You're still advocating for a purity test, you've just decided that people who get to decide what that test is are Nazis

Good luck with your more valuable constituents, sounds like you'd much rather get into bed with fascists than human beings, I am certain this plan cannot possibly backfire 👍
October 30, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I have had a blood test, I'm going to take some pills then go to bed
October 29, 2026 at 8:57 AM
It's "for science" apparently
October 31, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Happy First Tuesday of the Month!

The tornado siren test went off and Zephyr emerged from the bedroom confused. I gave her some reassuring scritches before she decided that bed was more comfortable than the living room floor.
November 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Alright baby time for the nightmare stereo stress test track (shimmy shimmy shimmy ko ko bop) aaaaandddddd oh my god she's actually not shitting the bed! Damn!
October 30, 2026 at 8:49 AM
It's just wonderful going to bed each night knowing how the next day will play out *and* knowing you're likely to be proven wrong. Nothing beats Test cricket. (Though I am looking forward to #biathlon season.)
October 31, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Caleb decides he and Kol need a bit more alone time, leaving the other mice to their antics
November 1, 2026 at 8:39 PM
> Geran-5s (and -4s) are already so potent it is unclear what is driving this new design.

Cooperation with Iran/China/North Korea with design and parts?

I bet those nations view the Ukraine war as a free test bed for their own designs/ambitions and are more than happy to help in exchange for data.
November 1, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Oh buddy. Go take a Covid test. Then get in the bed with your socks on and sweat that bitch out. Have Amber bring you lots of hot soup and electrolytes. I’m so sorry. It’s the worst.
November 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The vet just called with Zen's fecal test results... she is positive for hookworms, roundworms, and giardia!! 😱 Meds are en route
October 28, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Susceptibility test...

You are getting very sleepy... [Yawn]
You are soooo very sleepy... [Yawn]
You are the sleepiest thing... [Yawnn]
You sleepy subjects smile a sleepy grin... [Yawnn]
You sleepy subjects get sleepier when reading... [Yaawwn]
You sleepy subjects should sleepwalk to bed now~ [zzz]
October 27, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Tried to do dishes as a test. Called out. Back to bed. Going back tomorrow. Damn this sucks. Salem will be ecstatic.
October 28, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Now he thinks he can cram for the test on test day? I hope he lays in bed thinking about how hated he is after results come in
November 3, 2026 at 10:04 PM