Texted LITERALLY WAR PLANS
March 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Texted LITERALLY WAR PLANS
Pete Hegseth: “Nobody texted war plans.”
March 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Pete Hegseth: “Nobody texted war plans.”
someone just texted me this and it’s the best description yet
March 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
someone just texted me this and it’s the best description yet
my wife texted me, “this is illegal”
December 29, 2024 at 4:52 PM
my wife texted me, “this is illegal”
My friend just texted me "no goal is offsides on stolen land" 😭😭😭
July 2, 2026 at 1:46 AM
My friend just texted me "no goal is offsides on stolen land" 😭😭😭
Minnesota shooter texted roommates www.startribune.com/brooklyn-par...
June 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Minnesota shooter texted roommates www.startribune.com/brooklyn-par...
Friend at USAID just texted me, “Dude our whole sector is gone.”
February 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Friend at USAID just texted me, “Dude our whole sector is gone.”
this got texted to me
May 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
this got texted to me
His crush finally texted back
November 3, 2024 at 4:27 AM
His crush finally texted back
my mom texted to tell me I was just mentioned on MS NOW
the mention:
😆
the mention:
😆
May 25, 2026 at 2:43 AM
my mom texted to tell me I was just mentioned on MS NOW
the mention:
😆
the mention:
😆
Ok PBS just let David Brooks say that his friends texted him “this is our George Floyd”
September 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ok PBS just let David Brooks say that his friends texted him “this is our George Floyd”
looking at the latest round of photos @allysammarco.bsky.social texted me
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
looking at the latest round of photos @allysammarco.bsky.social texted me
My husband texted me "IT HAPPENED" but it turned out to be about LeBron going to the 76ers.
I had 2 minutes of beautiful serenity.
I had 2 minutes of beautiful serenity.
July 24, 2026 at 4:16 PM
My husband texted me "IT HAPPENED" but it turned out to be about LeBron going to the 76ers.
I had 2 minutes of beautiful serenity.
I had 2 minutes of beautiful serenity.
Just accidentally texted Steve Harvey the plans for my invasion of France. I'd appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.
March 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Just accidentally texted Steve Harvey the plans for my invasion of France. I'd appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.
I got married yesterday and finally fulfilled the prophecy
July 18, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I got married yesterday and finally fulfilled the prophecy
A friend just texted me from LA that this was happening at the park she was at
ICE is going to parks in Los Angeles and kidnapping nannies who are caring for small children
The children are witnessing these kidnappings and being held in custody until their parents are contacted
Women and children in parks
The children are witnessing these kidnappings and being held in custody until their parents are contacted
Women and children in parks
June 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
A friend just texted me from LA that this was happening at the park she was at
Lmao my wife just texted me this
June 17, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Lmao my wife just texted me this
My wife just texted me “Lasagne at 6 o’clock” so I immediately looked behind me.
July 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My wife just texted me “Lasagne at 6 o’clock” so I immediately looked behind me.
Wrong number texted me today asking if I was down to go eat Korean BBQ. I texted back “sorry wrong number, but I’d love to go eat some Korean BBQ.” She proceeded to text back saying “I’m so sorry, but extending you an invite anyways.” Random acts of kindness go a long way. This made me smile today.
December 14, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Wrong number texted me today asking if I was down to go eat Korean BBQ. I texted back “sorry wrong number, but I’d love to go eat some Korean BBQ.” She proceeded to text back saying “I’m so sorry, but extending you an invite anyways.” Random acts of kindness go a long way. This made me smile today.
Hands off! Cedar Rapids, IA
April 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Hands off! Cedar Rapids, IA
GO SEAHAWKS. I am not in Seattle tonight but my dogs just texted to complain about the fireworks.
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 AM
GO SEAHAWKS. I am not in Seattle tonight but my dogs just texted to complain about the fireworks.
she texted me back
December 11, 2024 at 2:24 AM
she texted me back
Honored to join veterans in calling for accountability and investigations into Secretary Hegseth’s FUBAR situation where he texted secret war plans on Signal to a journalist.
We all wore the uniform. If we had texted secret war plans to a journalist, we likely would have been court-martialed.
We all wore the uniform. If we had texted secret war plans to a journalist, we likely would have been court-martialed.
March 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Honored to join veterans in calling for accountability and investigations into Secretary Hegseth’s FUBAR situation where he texted secret war plans on Signal to a journalist.
We all wore the uniform. If we had texted secret war plans to a journalist, we likely would have been court-martialed.
We all wore the uniform. If we had texted secret war plans to a journalist, we likely would have been court-martialed.