#tfw
Tfw you were dropped as a baby
November 4, 2026 at 4:07 PM
TFW it’s Miller Time
November 7, 2026 at 4:01 AM
SO CUUUUUTE LOOOOK tfw BUTT @87octane.bsky.social
November 7, 2026 at 3:04 AM
tfw nem o alcolumbre tanka mais
Davi Alcolumbre perdeu a paciência com o PL no senado e com o ímpeto golpista da extrema direita brasileira

"Infelizmente, muitos atores políticos do meu país chamado Brasil se promoveram e ganhar eleição ofendendo e agredindo as pessoas."
November 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
tfw all your friends are at Palm Springs Pride
November 8, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Tfw no exponential growth
Here's a chart for them.
November 7, 2026 at 6:56 PM
TFW an attractive woman starts asking me about GPUs and semiconductor supply chains
November 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Tfw you hit the bonus zymbot
November 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
tfw you've gotten that taste for murder
November 6, 2026 at 2:07 PM
tfw you made it make sense
November 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
TFW it’s so crooked that even Matt Gaetz thinks it’s indefensible.
November 4, 2026 at 11:44 PM
tfw it's going great
November 8, 2026 at 8:29 PM
tfw nothing makes any sense
November 5, 2026 at 3:46 PM
tfw you realize George W. Bush speaks better Spanish than J-Lo
November 6, 2026 at 10:53 PM
tfw bug is not super important but annoying
November 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Tfw the two biggest cities in America are run by desi socialists
November 5, 2026 at 5:54 AM
tfw the gpu ceo is ony capable of rending exactly one love triangle and it's all shade
November 8, 2026 at 8:56 PM
TFW you observe latent variables
November 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Tfw Andy Burnham stops you from watching Love Hina
November 6, 2026 at 8:22 AM
TFW they got you rock hard
🏞️ + 🥴
November 8, 2026 at 7:05 AM
[alt] tfw after you size up the twink and you find out he's bigger than you thought 😳🥵
November 7, 2026 at 5:06 PM
tfw you tell a scoundrel to scram and they make these sounds.
November 8, 2026 at 1:45 AM
tfw theyre weird n particular in many ways
November 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
tfw the rebuke is stunning
November 4, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Tfw it fucks the humanity out of you
November 4, 2026 at 11:03 PM