#thesehands
if you continue to try { thisBullshit(); }
you are going to catch (theseHands)
September 13, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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November 22, 2024 at 12:16 AM
I laughed so hard at “if you continue to try { thisBullshit(); } you are going to catch (theseHands)” I may have actually injured myself
June 24, 2024 at 4:54 AM
This was great but I was especially tickled by "if you continue to try { thisBullshit(); } you are going to catch (theseHands)"
June 19, 2024 at 3:25 PM
November 17, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Can't wait for the 3rd season of Yellowjackets 🔥🥶👂 #Jackie #Yellowjackets #knittedjockstrap #customcosplay #thesehands #queerartist #piecesofme #hausofbetch
November 17, 2024 at 6:59 PM
“if you continue to try { thisBullshit(); } you are going to catch (theseHands)”
“I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again — Ludicity”

ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-...

> This isn't a recipe for disaster, it's a cookbook for someone looking to prepare a twelve course fucking catastrophe.

Today’s must-read
I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again — Ludicity
ludic.mataroa.blog
June 19, 2024 at 3:46 PM
In my spare time, I hand make tiny clothes for folks that wanna feel extra hawt on any given eve. #knittedjockstrap #queerartist #lgbtq #thesehands #piecesofme #hausofbetch
November 16, 2024 at 2:41 AM
I just thought, what if sexy Fiyero was just as much a sassy Betch too! #Fiyero #Wicked #customcosplay #queerartist #knittedjockstrap #thesehands #piecesofme #hausofbetch
November 23, 2024 at 12:24 AM
November 21, 2024 at 4:12 AM
lol there's this article I'm reading and the entire thing is hilarious, but I just noticed this banger line of code:

try { thisBullshit(); } catch (theseHands)

ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-...
I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again — Ludicity
ludic.mataroa.blog
June 26, 2024 at 12:42 AM
"if you continue to try { thisBullshit(); } you are going to catch (theseHands)" is definitely my favorite programming joke ever.
June 20, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Not enough people get punched in the face...someone is gonna catch these arthritic hands of mine one day #TheseHands
One young dude harassed me and said excuse me "Ma'am Covid is over" I tell you not enough people mind their business.
May 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
all three are by thesehands on ao3!! 🫡
September 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
...I Steal Shitty Clothes From T.J. Maxx. I Return Them And I Get Credit That I Never Use. And I Have Thousands Of Dollars In T.J. Bucks- Lottie Matthews #Yellowjackets #lottiematthews #knittedjockstrap #customcosplay #lgbtq #queerartist #thesehands #piecesofme
November 28, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I cussing lost it at “try { thisBullshit() } catch { theseHands() }”
June 19, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Imagine bringing guns… and still catching hands
Going Live Tonight on Twitch at 7pm CST. Come join the Fight!!
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July 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This article has the most amazing sentence I've read in a long time:
"If you continue to try { thisBullshit(); } you are going to catch (theseHands)"

It's so good. 🤓🤣

ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-...
I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again — Ludicity
ludic.mataroa.blog
June 19, 2024 at 4:53 PM
November 21, 2024 at 3:27 PM
...one expects poetry, if it is Poetry, to offend. It is the Right of Art.- Madame Morrible #madamemorrible #customcosplay #knittedjockstrap #harness #Wicked #lgbtqia #thesehands #piecesofme #hausofbetch
November 23, 2024 at 4:12 PM
"if you continue to try { thisBullshit(); } you are going to catch (theseHands)"
i write a lot of proposals that have AI components
I am a biology person
I do not understand that shit but
it is almost always clear when it is but farts in the wind. even to me.
ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-...
I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again — Ludicity
ludic.mataroa.blog
June 21, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Great essay w/ the best programmer wordplay I've seen:

"using the word AI as some roundabout way to sell the labor of people that look like me to foreign governments is ****ed up, you're an unethical monster, and that if you continue to try { thisBullshit(); } you are going to catch (theseHands)"
I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again — Ludicity
ludic.mataroa.blog
June 19, 2024 at 3:10 PM