Maybe the ballets should be printed with just
Thing1
Thing2
???
Thing1
Thing2
???
November 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Maybe the ballets should be printed with just
Thing1
Thing2
???
Thing1
Thing2
???
Who wanna dress up with me as Thing1 and thing 2 💀💀💀?
October 31, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Who wanna dress up with me as Thing1 and thing 2 💀💀💀?
October 29, 2026 at 5:34 PM
the only funny joke ethan klein has ever done is the thing1/thing2 costumes
October 30, 2026 at 5:23 PM
the only funny joke ethan klein has ever done is the thing1/thing2 costumes
October 27, 2026 at 11:05 PM
It is critical to your health, to diversify your self-esteem portfolio. Do not have *thing* become your whole identity. You need, absolutely, to have at MINIMUM three *things* that you are. When *thing1* has a problem, you are fine because your other *things* will carry you forward.
October 30, 2026 at 6:38 PM
It is critical to your health, to diversify your self-esteem portfolio. Do not have *thing* become your whole identity. You need, absolutely, to have at MINIMUM three *things* that you are. When *thing1* has a problem, you are fine because your other *things* will carry you forward.
Lucy’s going full Power Ranger slut mode, naked and begging for that cum shot watch her own the chaos
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October 30, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Lucy’s going full Power Ranger slut mode, naked and begging for that cum shot watch her own the chaos
https://topperformerslive.com/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=spotlight
https://topperformerslive.com/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=spotlight
Thank you! And its not really about the muscularity that im thinking about (though i think adding a bit of softness to show the difference between tense/ hard muscles and relaxed muscles/fat) might help. I’m very satisfied with the figures themselves. I think its more of a narrative/ acting thing1/2
October 19, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Thank you! And its not really about the muscularity that im thinking about (though i think adding a bit of softness to show the difference between tense/ hard muscles and relaxed muscles/fat) might help. I’m very satisfied with the figures themselves. I think its more of a narrative/ acting thing1/2
October 14, 2026 at 12:56 AM
PIE (fun fact, Thing1's bday is sometimes ON turkey day, & she has asked for pumpkin pie for her birthday dessert in lieu of cake since middle school. it is v. hard to get a candle to stand in a pumpkin pie)
stuffing/dressing
mashed taters
GRAVY
stuffing/dressing
mashed taters
GRAVY
Fall food is best food! What's on the menu at your spooky season party? What dish can you not live without at Thanksgiving?
#ReyloGetStuffed #Reyloween #Reylo
#ReyloGetStuffed #Reyloween #Reylo
October 9, 2026 at 5:20 PM
PIE (fun fact, Thing1's bday is sometimes ON turkey day, & she has asked for pumpkin pie for her birthday dessert in lieu of cake since middle school. it is v. hard to get a candle to stand in a pumpkin pie)
stuffing/dressing
mashed taters
GRAVY
stuffing/dressing
mashed taters
GRAVY
when someone ask me whats your favorite [blank]
i always go like, well my favorite RIGHT NOW is [thing1] because im hyperfixating on it, if you are talking about the whole year thats [thing2].
Oh you didnt need all that and just wanted the overall? Well overall doesnt exist? I have too much likes
i always go like, well my favorite RIGHT NOW is [thing1] because im hyperfixating on it, if you are talking about the whole year thats [thing2].
Oh you didnt need all that and just wanted the overall? Well overall doesnt exist? I have too much likes
October 6, 2026 at 3:36 PM
when someone ask me whats your favorite [blank]
i always go like, well my favorite RIGHT NOW is [thing1] because im hyperfixating on it, if you are talking about the whole year thats [thing2].
Oh you didnt need all that and just wanted the overall? Well overall doesnt exist? I have too much likes
i always go like, well my favorite RIGHT NOW is [thing1] because im hyperfixating on it, if you are talking about the whole year thats [thing2].
Oh you didnt need all that and just wanted the overall? Well overall doesnt exist? I have too much likes
i also instantly go off on why, like [thing1] is my favorite right now because its so good in this way and that and this, [thing2] i love too but its just not my fixation right now but i will be back to it very soon
and then i just get hit by the “nice”
its just small talk huh…
and then i just get hit by the “nice”
its just small talk huh…
October 6, 2026 at 3:36 PM
i also instantly go off on why, like [thing1] is my favorite right now because its so good in this way and that and this, [thing2] i love too but its just not my fixation right now but i will be back to it very soon
and then i just get hit by the “nice”
its just small talk huh…
and then i just get hit by the “nice”
its just small talk huh…
Yeah I said basically the same thing1
September 30, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Yeah I said basically the same thing1
officially an empty-nester during the academic year!
winter & summer break we get to host Thing2 for extended stays. Thing1 has a place off-campus that they inhabit year-round, but they're within driving distance so we see them on the occasional weekend.
winter & summer break we get to host Thing2 for extended stays. Thing1 has a place off-campus that they inhabit year-round, but they're within driving distance so we see them on the occasional weekend.
September 20, 2026 at 9:05 PM
officially an empty-nester during the academic year!
winter & summer break we get to host Thing2 for extended stays. Thing1 has a place off-campus that they inhabit year-round, but they're within driving distance so we see them on the occasional weekend.
winter & summer break we get to host Thing2 for extended stays. Thing1 has a place off-campus that they inhabit year-round, but they're within driving distance so we see them on the occasional weekend.
Thing1 is now in 2nd year of an engineering degree apprenticeship.
Stuff it would have been handy to know 2 years ago:
1. Applying may be fiddly and expensive: Lots of different forms (not one UCAS form), travel for interviews in remote places etc.
Stuff it would have been handy to know 2 years ago:
1. Applying may be fiddly and expensive: Lots of different forms (not one UCAS form), travel for interviews in remote places etc.
September 18, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Thing1 is now in 2nd year of an engineering degree apprenticeship.
Stuff it would have been handy to know 2 years ago:
1. Applying may be fiddly and expensive: Lots of different forms (not one UCAS form), travel for interviews in remote places etc.
Stuff it would have been handy to know 2 years ago:
1. Applying may be fiddly and expensive: Lots of different forms (not one UCAS form), travel for interviews in remote places etc.
4. Transport: A lot of engineering apprenticeships are based in industrial parks near motorways but miles from anywhere to live. If you can’t drive (Thing1 doesn’t drive), even getting to an interview for some apprenticeships may be challenging, to say the least. Consider locations carefully!
September 18, 2026 at 4:36 PM
4. Transport: A lot of engineering apprenticeships are based in industrial parks near motorways but miles from anywhere to live. If you can’t drive (Thing1 doesn’t drive), even getting to an interview for some apprenticeships may be challenging, to say the least. Consider locations carefully!
6. Degree provider:
You can change course provider if you’re not happy.
Thing1 was studying at the lcollege local to the employer. It was *awful*. Poor admin, teaching, everything. He got in touch with a different provider, & with employer support has transferred to a really good course.
You can change course provider if you’re not happy.
Thing1 was studying at the lcollege local to the employer. It was *awful*. Poor admin, teaching, everything. He got in touch with a different provider, & with employer support has transferred to a really good course.
September 18, 2026 at 4:36 PM
6. Degree provider:
You can change course provider if you’re not happy.
Thing1 was studying at the lcollege local to the employer. It was *awful*. Poor admin, teaching, everything. He got in touch with a different provider, & with employer support has transferred to a really good course.
You can change course provider if you’re not happy.
Thing1 was studying at the lcollege local to the employer. It was *awful*. Poor admin, teaching, everything. He got in touch with a different provider, & with employer support has transferred to a really good course.
3. And for housing: if your apprenticeship is somewhere that doesn’t have a university, be aware that most landlords (for lodgings) won’t accept 18 year olds. This was the hardest bit for Thing1 to support, even with a lovely employer & parental help. You can be very much pushed in the deep end!
September 18, 2026 at 4:36 PM
3. And for housing: if your apprenticeship is somewhere that doesn’t have a university, be aware that most landlords (for lodgings) won’t accept 18 year olds. This was the hardest bit for Thing1 to support, even with a lovely employer & parental help. You can be very much pushed in the deep end!
KROSHKA_N is riding hard, dripping wet, and Thing2 just swallowed a massive cumshot watch the mess unfold 😏
https://topperformerslive.com/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=spotlight
https://topperformerslive.com/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=spotlight
September 11, 2026 at 4:49 AM
KROSHKA_N is riding hard, dripping wet, and Thing2 just swallowed a massive cumshot watch the mess unfold 😏
https://topperformerslive.com/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=spotlight
https://topperformerslive.com/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=spotlight
The second great meme from Tootsie is what so many of us are saying.
August 26, 2026 at 10:49 PM
The second great meme from Tootsie is what so many of us are saying.
