He's only asexual because he's in love with Archie Andrews' future descendant Jan Andrews who he saved from a warbot using a forklift.

#ThisActuallyHappened

#techbros be like...
"AI will bring in the future we want!"

#AI be like...
"I AM MECHA-HITLER."

Yeah, sounds about right...

#truestory #thisactuallyhappened #grok

Wow, first meeting with contractor. Delegating is strange after being a heads-down engineer for so long. #management #thisactuallyhappened

#meanwhileinnorway, Northern #Norwegian #police arrests stray #troll for loitering.

#wtf #incrediblebuttrue #news #nrk #thisactuallyhappened #notsatire #funnyashell

Me when I'm in a freaky competition and I put 50 buck and mercy but also bet 20 on wrath just in case #thisactuallyhappened #gambling #isthiswhatgodwants

@democracynow.org Very saddening to hear that instead of sending heavy equipment with expert emergency recovery teams to #Venezuela the tRump admin is still sending unprepared migrants who were detained and not given due process instead. #ThisActuallyHappened

I have to let the world know that this actually happened. One time behind the scenes of a TV Talk Show we started filming a separate comedy show. In order to do this I am sharing a very old unflattering pic of me with a more flattering Rhys Darby. #UpAndDownWithCaesar #thisactuallyhappened #comedy

Confession (speedpaint)

#doodles #furryart #thisActuallyHappened