#thunderwear
Thunder. Thunder! THUNDERWEAR, HOOOOOOOO!
January 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I bet Zeus wears thunderwear
January 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Thor's drawers, call that thunderwear
August 2, 2024 at 2:23 PM
“Thunderwear”. Underwear that ensures the firearm is aimed directly at his junk at all times, ready for a misfire.

Thunderwear. Goddess bless the capitalist dorks.
January 22, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Sig Thunderwear is my next D&D character name.
January 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Thor wears thunderwear.
July 15, 2024 at 7:06 PM
what's beneath Zeus’s toga, you ask?

you imbecile, obviously the answer is "thunderwear"
August 27, 2024 at 3:52 PM
What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Thunderwear!
March 26, 2026 at 3:00 AM
What do clouds wear beneath their pants? Thunderwear.
March 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Thunderwear! Contains the mightiest of farts!
January 22, 2025 at 9:50 AM
When I wear them, they're thunderwear
November 15, 2024 at 8:00 PM
i wear undies even if my butt is huge... call that thunderwear
January 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I came to the comments to write "thunderwear" and although everyone else already has, that won't stop me. Thunderwear.
January 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
October 15, 2024 at 11:12 PM
My dearest, Arabella,

Everything thing is going well in the new Civil War except my thunderwear chafes. Send cornstarch.

With love,

Cletus.
January 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
There is so much to take in here but I can't get past "Thunderwear"
January 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Live by the Thunderwear, shart by the Thunderwear.
January 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
thunderwear

THUNDERWEAR
January 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
As I kneel to take the shot, the P290 in my Thunderwear blows my dick off.
January 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
i cant get over the gun underwear called Thunderwear
January 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"Thunderwear"
i stride into the grocery store with two guns, blood from the razor sewn into the waistband of my pants drips down my ass while blood from the razor blade in the tongue of my shoe soaks the escape map that shows me how to get back to my house two miles away.

i have forgotten my wallet.
January 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear...
June 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Mom! What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunderwear! 😆😆
#SillyJokes
#DogsOfBlueSky
May 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
thunderwear
THUNDERWEAR
Thunder Wear
ThUnDeRwEaR
i stride into the grocery store with two guns, blood from the razor sewn into the waistband of my pants drips down my ass while blood from the razor blade in the tongue of my shoe soaks the escape map that shows me how to get back to my house two miles away.

i have forgotten my wallet.
January 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Loving the Thunderwear, @nickhodge.bsky.social.
i stride into the grocery store with two guns, blood from the razor sewn into the waistband of my pants drips down my ass while blood from the razor blade in the tongue of my shoe soaks the escape map that shows me how to get back to my house two miles away.

i have forgotten my wallet.
January 22, 2025 at 9:51 AM