#timecard
Did you review your timecard?!
September 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
that's without getting into the timecard fraud almost certainly being engaged in here
May 18, 2026 at 8:33 PM
NOT THE TIMECARD🙃🙃🙃🙃
September 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I need help filling out my Antifa timecard.
October 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
People getting mad at me for accepting a mysterious figure’s gift of a large bag with a dollar sign on it… until I point to my punched-out timecard
REPORTER: On the president's dinner tonight, will the White House commit to making a list of the attendees public so people can see who's paying for that kind of access to the president?

LEAVITT: The president is attending it in his personal time
May 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
🙃 I got duped on a timecard from a legit reseller it looks like!
March 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
punching my timecard at the trans day of visibility factory
March 31, 2026 at 3:16 PM
i have the same timecard clock that was featured in tonight's Taskmaster
September 25, 2026 at 4:24 AM
good unintentional way to raise awareness on how many cops are pulling down mid six figures though (mostly thanks to OT timecard fraud) lmao
April 28, 2026 at 12:13 AM
October 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
[Punching timecard] mornin'
May 1, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Fuckin' love deserving bigots getting their clocks reset.
February 24, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Lying on your timecard is actually so goated
September 22, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I AM HOWLING!!!

THE TIMECARD OH MY DOGGGGG
September 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Yeah so I’m also $150 short this paycheck due to an HR or timecard snafu which won’t process until my next paycheck once it’s corrected… yippee
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September 29, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Last thing I wanna do is my timecard

But here I am doing my timecard.
August 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I love how the alternate timeline where humans have a mars colony in the 2010s still uses The Universal Timecard
April 6, 2026 at 3:32 AM
❗️Don't forget to finalize your timecard.
❗️Don't forget to finalize your timecard.
❗️Don't forget to finalize your timecard.
The first two hours this morning
January 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
anyway, i put in a timecard every week, this shit isn’t my problem, the world where you know what an RSU is tends to be a world i have never and will never give a shit about, i’m lucky to get a bronze plan
June 19, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I've been gifted timecard...thank u tippi my very important assets have been secured👌
November 25, 2024 at 1:40 AM
the glitter on 3pm & Midnight on Thursday 10/9 is scaring me
September 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Timecard fraud. You can’t work 5242 hours in a year.
That’s 14 hours a day for 365 days straight.
January 31, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Love how my supervisor approved a 32 hour timecard? Or maybe HR did something?? Either way I have to fight HR today I guess augh
September 29, 2026 at 1:06 PM
December 14, 2024 at 3:06 PM
She's asking if you filed your timecard while knowing that you didn't.
January 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM