Well, a ton of them voted for him...
April 4, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Well, a ton of them voted for him...
y’all know this doesn’t end without a ton of violence right
August 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
y’all know this doesn’t end without a ton of violence right
Ten Ton Tanuki 🍱
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Ten Ton Tanuki 🍱
Yes.
And then also fired a ton of senior agents with a ton of counterterrorism experience, including the Acting Director.
And then also fired a ton of senior agents with a ton of counterterrorism experience, including the Acting Director.
Didn’t the FBi pull a lot of personnel from anti terrorism to put them on deportations?
Actually the whole security establishment pivoted
Actually the whole security establishment pivoted
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Yes.
And then also fired a ton of senior agents with a ton of counterterrorism experience, including the Acting Director.
And then also fired a ton of senior agents with a ton of counterterrorism experience, including the Acting Director.
Wenn man Sprachnachrichten ohne Ton abhört, geht’s eigentlich.
September 30, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Wenn man Sprachnachrichten ohne Ton abhört, geht’s eigentlich.
Worth noting that when the war started Zelensky’s English was very shaky and he’s clearly spent a ton of time improving it for exactly this purpose.
February 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Worth noting that when the war started Zelensky’s English was very shaky and he’s clearly spent a ton of time improving it for exactly this purpose.
There’s no legitimate purpose for ICE to have this information.
There are a ton of nefarious ones, though.
There are a ton of nefarious ones, though.
🚨 NEW: ICE Plans to Pay $5 Million to Create National Voting Database: As part of a broader DHS surge to investigate alleged voter fraud, ICE has announced it plans to pay up to $5 million to create what amounts to a federal voter database. @wired.com:
www.wired.com/story/ice-pl...
www.wired.com/story/ice-pl...
ICE Plans to Pay $5 Million to Create National Voting Database
As part of a broader DHS surge to investigate alleged voter fraud, ICE has announced it plans to pay up to $5 million to create what amounts to a federal voter database.
www.wired.com
September 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
There’s no legitimate purpose for ICE to have this information.
There are a ton of nefarious ones, though.
There are a ton of nefarious ones, though.
Saw a ton of @dailybeanspod.com sings at #NoKings San Diego!
June 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Saw a ton of @dailybeanspod.com sings at #NoKings San Diego!
It weighs a ton!
August 19, 2026 at 3:43 PM
It weighs a ton!
It really does help a ton!!
May 9, 2026 at 1:21 PM
It really does help a ton!!
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January 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight
October 1, 2026 at 3:28 AM
l'état c'est ton instinct
WELKER: Do you and President Trump trust the US intelligence community and its assessments?
JD VANCE: Of course we trust our intelligence community, but we also trust our instincts
JD VANCE: Of course we trust our intelligence community, but we also trust our instincts
June 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
l'état c'est ton instinct
I’m excited for fake agency DOGE to get to the Space X and Tesla contracts worth billions. That will save a ton!
February 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I’m excited for fake agency DOGE to get to the Space X and Tesla contracts worth billions. That will save a ton!
Attrapé ton regard ~
July 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Attrapé ton regard ~
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Reblousque si toi aussi tu n’as jamais tracé une croix gammée avec ton compas sur une table au lycée ou à la faculté.
October 1, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Reblousque si toi aussi tu n’as jamais tracé une croix gammée avec ton compas sur une table au lycée ou à la faculté.
Marrant comme take quand ton papa fait de la téléprison
Si pas repéré cet autre magnifique bandeau dans un autre genre :
July 1, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Marrant comme take quand ton papa fait de la téléprison
December 20, 2025 at 7:56 AM
we don’t get a ton of kids on my street but the kids who do come this halloween are getting the good shit
October 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
we don’t get a ton of kids on my street but the kids who do come this halloween are getting the good shit
November 30, 2024 at 2:50 AM
a metric ton of alpine ass
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
a metric ton of alpine ass
Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All https://theonion.com/guy-ordering-nonalcoholic-beer-has-either-seen-a-ton-of-shit-or-no-shit-at-all/
March 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All https://theonion.com/guy-ordering-nonalcoholic-beer-has-either-seen-a-ton-of-shit-or-no-shit-at-all/