It’s super top secret.
August 21, 2026 at 1:49 AM
It’s super top secret.
Dementia Don just posted top secret information on his TS page.
April 16, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Dementia Don just posted top secret information on his TS page.
Remember back all those years ago when Pete Hegseth held a top secret national security conversation on Signal?
April 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Remember back all those years ago when Pete Hegseth held a top secret national security conversation on Signal?
I don't know who found this photo, but top secret used to mean top secret.
March 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I don't know who found this photo, but top secret used to mean top secret.
Surely our allies will keep sharing top secret intelligence with us now, right?
March 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Surely our allies will keep sharing top secret intelligence with us now, right?
Top Secret. Real Genius. And a damn good Batman. RIP.
April 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Top Secret. Real Genius. And a damn good Batman. RIP.
Well, I’ve had a lovely day filming a top secret thing with a top secret co-presenter!
January 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Well, I’ve had a lovely day filming a top secret thing with a top secret co-presenter!
Musk set to get access to top-secret U.S. plan for potential war with China. What?
March 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Musk set to get access to top-secret U.S. plan for potential war with China. What?
To Manager & Dog.e,
What I did this week:
1. Top Secret
2. Top Secret
3. Top Secret
4. Top Secret
5. Top Secret
If I tell you, I might have to kill you.
Thank you for your understanding.
What I did this week:
1. Top Secret
2. Top Secret
3. Top Secret
4. Top Secret
5. Top Secret
If I tell you, I might have to kill you.
Thank you for your understanding.
February 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
To Manager & Dog.e,
What I did this week:
1. Top Secret
2. Top Secret
3. Top Secret
4. Top Secret
5. Top Secret
If I tell you, I might have to kill you.
Thank you for your understanding.
What I did this week:
1. Top Secret
2. Top Secret
3. Top Secret
4. Top Secret
5. Top Secret
If I tell you, I might have to kill you.
Thank you for your understanding.
Right. It’s called Operation Post Musk Talking. It’s top secret.
April 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Right. It’s called Operation Post Musk Talking. It’s top secret.
ANNOUNCING!!! I HAVE JOINED THE TOP SECRET SMARTYPANTS SOCIETY!
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December 5, 2024 at 1:14 AM
ANNOUNCING!!! I HAVE JOINED THE TOP SECRET SMARTYPANTS SOCIETY!
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He's lying. How do we know?
Because they released the Sept 2nd video already!! Just not the part where they illegally killed the survivors. There's nothing "top secret" about the second strike if there wasn't anything top secret about the first one.
Because they released the Sept 2nd video already!! Just not the part where they illegally killed the survivors. There's nothing "top secret" about the second strike if there wasn't anything top secret about the first one.
Hegseth on the second Sept 2 strike: "Of course we're not going to release a top secret full unedited of that to the general public"
December 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
He's lying. How do we know?
Because they released the Sept 2nd video already!! Just not the part where they illegally killed the survivors. There's nothing "top secret" about the second strike if there wasn't anything top secret about the first one.
Because they released the Sept 2nd video already!! Just not the part where they illegally killed the survivors. There's nothing "top secret" about the second strike if there wasn't anything top secret about the first one.
The guy who kept top-secret documents in his bathroom doesn’t think sharing war plans with reporters is a big deal.
March 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The guy who kept top-secret documents in his bathroom doesn’t think sharing war plans with reporters is a big deal.
The head of the CIA disclosed the name of a CIA operative during the top secret/not secret group chat.
March 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The head of the CIA disclosed the name of a CIA operative during the top secret/not secret group chat.
Study: 93% Of Individuals With One Earbud In Receiving Top-Secret Commands From HQ
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March 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Study: 93% Of Individuals With One Earbud In Receiving Top-Secret Commands From HQ
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November 25, 2024 at 5:12 AM
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Pete Hegseth sent top secret war plans to his wife, brother, and lawyer. If any of those people are Democrats, then both sides are guilty of improperly sharing top secret war plans.
April 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Pete Hegseth sent top secret war plans to his wife, brother, and lawyer. If any of those people are Democrats, then both sides are guilty of improperly sharing top secret war plans.
July 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Royal book of bee battle tactics (top secret)
January 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Royal book of bee battle tactics (top secret)
Anyone who would so nonchalantly tear down a huge chunk of the White House would sell ANY and all top secret information to any foreign power.
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Anyone who would so nonchalantly tear down a huge chunk of the White House would sell ANY and all top secret information to any foreign power.
Top Secret
September 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Top Secret
Help yourself to some Top Secret documents on your way out, ladies!
November 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Help yourself to some Top Secret documents on your way out, ladies!
New Story: White House used abc123 as top secret password (probably)
April 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
New Story: White House used abc123 as top secret password (probably)
If you hate The Atlantic then why is your secretary of defense texting them top secret war plans?
Trump on his cabinet members using Signal to text war plans to a reporter: "I don't know anything about it. I'm not a big fan of The Atlantic. To be it's a magazine that's going out of business. But I know nothing about it. You're saying that they had what?"
March 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
If you hate The Atlantic then why is your secretary of defense texting them top secret war plans?
Hegseth said, "Of course we’re not going to release a top secret full unedited video of that to the general public.” Sure, “top secret.” Or, more accurately, self- incriminating.
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hegseth said, "Of course we’re not going to release a top secret full unedited video of that to the general public.” Sure, “top secret.” Or, more accurately, self- incriminating.