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jedwardneill.bsky.social
'Top Shelf Trio'
September 14, 2026 at 1:34 PM
unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Is there really anyone stronger than me...?
A black and white cat staring off into the distance from the top of a shelf.
April 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
fieldexplores.bsky.social
Top Shelf - Gator Days
Top Shelf - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Seth is doing some grocery shopping. The top shelf of the aisle is filled with cans labelled "CAN of FOOD" and there are cans below it labelled "NOT FOOD". I'm pretty sure it's an actual aisle you would find in an actual grocery store. Seth is trying to reach the top shelf but he's unfortunately just a little too short for it. Panel 2 Seth struggles to reach up a little further to grab himself a "CAN of FOOD". These can's are unfortunately stacked in a staggered manner with each can on top being supported by two below it. This grocery store is pretty lousy. Seth is wondering why they even shop there. Panel 3 Daryl approaches and easily grabs a can for Seth. Daryl: I got this, babe. Seth is filled with a mixture of aggravation and gratitude. Panel 4 Seth holds his "CAN of FOOD" tightly. He has to voice is frustration. Seth: I want to be tall. Daryl: You're cute the way you are. Seth: I don't want to be cute! I want to reach things.
August 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
lyz.bsky.social
I just saw someone blame Harris’ loss on the Barbie movie and I must applaud that truly top shelf reach
November 12, 2024 at 2:21 PM
wanessawolf.bsky.social
Oi BlueSky sumida...
a woman with red hair and a black top is standing in front of a shelf with toys on it .
ALT: a woman with red hair and a black top is standing in front of a shelf with toys on it .
media.tenor.com
August 31, 2024 at 12:42 AM
joshuaerlich.bsky.social
top shelf "he just tweeted it out" stuff here
September 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
harmon98.bsky.social
Banger paragraph
Unreal writing. Positively top shelf nonsense.
March 27, 2026 at 12:02 AM
rajandelman.bsky.social
Is his name Reacher because he can Reach the top shelf
August 15, 2026 at 5:44 PM
videochess.world
often thinking about this line. top shelf dialogue
March 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
thehardyboycats.bsky.social
Frankie is a top shelf guy.
A closeup of a handsome cat sitting in the top shelf of a linen closet, looking very pleased with himself. #CatsOfBlueSky
August 27, 2026 at 8:03 AM
dinahrose.bsky.social
Filed himself again
Grey fluffy cat sitting in boat shape on top of a file on a book shelf.
March 20, 2026 at 8:11 AM
nothoodlum.bsky.social
Sean Combs has returned to solitary confinement after NBC News published he'd been living far more comfortably than typical inmates, complete with contraband perks that included a secret cellphone and top-shelf liquor.
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October 2, 2026 at 11:24 PM
bizabizow.bsky.social
The Top Shelf of video game movie adaptations
February 11, 2026 at 5:19 AM
spicedyde.bsky.social
psa: boys keep reaching for the top shelf PLEASE
"OH SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL!!! I'm going to fucking COMBUST!!" *neuron activation*
February 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
“my eyes are up here” i say, pointing to my jar of eyeballs on the top shelf
January 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
clairewillett.bsky.social
this is a top-shelf Lady Bracknell
March 18, 2026 at 10:13 PM
oeuafrownie.bsky.social
the top shelf
March 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
pattonoswalt.bsky.social
“Oh my GOD the cast we’ve assembled for this film! Peter Gallagher! John Lithgow! Frances McDormand! Top shelf! We need a title that befits their level of respect!”

“Don’t worry, it’s covered.”
March 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
cavendishfox.com
Ladder shelf
🎨 by @cosmicwuffy.bsky.social
Emoji of Cavendish's gut resting on the top shelf of a stepladder
October 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
glendunlap.bsky.social
Top shelf material right here!
banditelli.org Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · Jun 15
If my Milky Way feed ever works, I think I have it setup for images, not videos, soooo posting the still.
June 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
krisko.bsky.social
this is the cabinet where i store my cats
tesla top shelf looking out hopefully, tofu licking his paw bottom shelf tesla top shelf looking out hopefully, tofu licking his paw bottom shelf 2
April 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM
bigyellowsilly.bsky.social
Heartwarming: Zangief helps his lifelong friend Blue Zangief reach the cookie jar on the top shelf
October 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
juliusgoat.bsky.social
“The pope should be careful before talking theology” is just extraordinary stuff. Top-shelf. You write one book that gets turned into a Ron Howard movie and suddenly you’re nailing your manifesto to the cathedral doors.
April 15, 2026 at 3:56 PM
davewagner.bsky.social
you have failed to amuse Chancleta with your conversation, joke, and/or anecdote. there will be consequences.
An orange and white cat glowers from on top of a shelf
March 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM