"Tripocalypse"
February 19, 2024 at 8:18 AM
"Tripocalypse"
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TRIPOCALYPSE PROMOTION
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April 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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HOME. And once I'm done running these errands, I'm putting on pyjamas and not getting off the couch for at least three days.
Thus ends Tripocalypse 2025! Thanks for being virtual road trip buddies! NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN. #tpoc2025
Thus ends Tripocalypse 2025! Thanks for being virtual road trip buddies! NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN. #tpoc2025
December 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
HOME. And once I'm done running these errands, I'm putting on pyjamas and not getting off the couch for at least three days.
Thus ends Tripocalypse 2025! Thanks for being virtual road trip buddies! NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN. #tpoc2025
Thus ends Tripocalypse 2025! Thanks for being virtual road trip buddies! NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN. #tpoc2025
Today marks the beginning of Tripocalypse '24 (est. kickoff 3:37pm), our traditional 3200-mile holiday road trip to Canada which we're resuming after a seven-year hiatus, except this time, it's with kids!
December 18, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Today marks the beginning of Tripocalypse '24 (est. kickoff 3:37pm), our traditional 3200-mile holiday road trip to Canada which we're resuming after a seven-year hiatus, except this time, it's with kids!
THIS. This is what makes Tripocalypse so special, seeing all the tchotchkes for sale at the truck stops. Luncheon greetings from Malvern, Arkansas. #tpoc24
December 19, 2024 at 5:50 PM
THIS. This is what makes Tripocalypse so special, seeing all the tchotchkes for sale at the truck stops. Luncheon greetings from Malvern, Arkansas. #tpoc24
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#SHELLCORPUS #oldphones #tripocalypse #oldinternet #newamericanempire
#neoamericana #vaporwave #death #final #life #virus #awaken #panic #baddream #derealization #subsist
#contain #decay #rejanuate #compensation #agreements #shorpus #watches #seconds #welcome #hello
October 18, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Dear readers, I apologize for no end of day Tripocalypse update yesterday, but after a pleasant afternoon and safe arrival at our Columbus, Ohio, hotel, both children lost they damn minds and threw back-to-back tantrums over dinner planning. And as we contemplate day two of the return trip (1/n)
December 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Dear readers, I apologize for no end of day Tripocalypse update yesterday, but after a pleasant afternoon and safe arrival at our Columbus, Ohio, hotel, both children lost they damn minds and threw back-to-back tantrums over dinner planning. And as we contemplate day two of the return trip (1/n)
Later start than usual for the last day for the home leg of Tripocalypse. I think everyone needed the extra sleep this morning. Also we're in "freeze your balls off" part of the country now. Just four more hours until we reach the border. #tpoc2025
December 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Later start than usual for the last day for the home leg of Tripocalypse. I think everyone needed the extra sleep this morning. Also we're in "freeze your balls off" part of the country now. Just four more hours until we reach the border. #tpoc2025
Good morning! It is officially December, which means that we are just over two weeks away from the start of Tripocalypse 2025, the traditional 1600-mile road trip to Canada for the Christmas holiday! And that means it's time to consult the most important map for determining where to stop each night:
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Good morning! It is officially December, which means that we are just over two weeks away from the start of Tripocalypse 2025, the traditional 1600-mile road trip to Canada for the Christmas holiday! And that means it's time to consult the most important map for determining where to stop each night:
And with a relatively on-time departure, Tripocalypse '24 is underway! Today is a short one, having stopped for dinner just 90 miles in with another 120 to go before we stop for the night. Buc-ee's billboard game remains undefeated: "We're off to see the beaver". #tpoc24
December 18, 2024 at 11:40 PM
And with a relatively on-time departure, Tripocalypse '24 is underway! Today is a short one, having stopped for dinner just 90 miles in with another 120 to go before we stop for the night. Buc-ee's billboard game remains undefeated: "We're off to see the beaver". #tpoc24
In an attempt to get ahead of some nasty weather, we're beginning the return leg of Tripocalypse 2025 one day earlier than planned. And we'll be on our way as soon as everyone else decides to wake up. First up: crossing the border and then a stop in Buffalo to stock up on Bills merch. #tpoc2025
December 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
In an attempt to get ahead of some nasty weather, we're beginning the return leg of Tripocalypse 2025 one day earlier than planned. And we'll be on our way as soon as everyone else decides to wake up. First up: crossing the border and then a stop in Buffalo to stock up on Bills merch. #tpoc2025
Thus begins Tripocalypse 2025, the annual drive home to visit family over the holidays! So if road trips are your thing, follow along for the next three days as we go through red states, ruby red states, deep red states, and New York on the way to our destination! #tpoc2025
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Thus begins Tripocalypse 2025, the annual drive home to visit family over the holidays! So if road trips are your thing, follow along for the next three days as we go through red states, ruby red states, deep red states, and New York on the way to our destination! #tpoc2025
Looks like fine weather for day 2 of the return leg of Tripocalypse. This will surely be welcome news to the kids because I am this close to strapping them to the roof of the van for general insubordination and misbehavior. #tpoc24
December 30, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Looks like fine weather for day 2 of the return leg of Tripocalypse. This will surely be welcome news to the kids because I am this close to strapping them to the roof of the van for general insubordination and misbehavior. #tpoc24
The kids are asleep. The legally procured gummies are hitting. (Me, not the kids, to be clear.) It's the last night before the return leg of Tripocalypse 2024 begins bright and early tomorrow morning.
December 29, 2024 at 2:40 AM
The kids are asleep. The legally procured gummies are hitting. (Me, not the kids, to be clear.) It's the last night before the return leg of Tripocalypse 2024 begins bright and early tomorrow morning.
🚪📶☎️🌤🍂🗼☁️🛸
they do a ritual on the vaults every year
november viscously hangs in the air
morte vitum finare confici debitum naturae, entre d'aux porte que sorte cete monstre novum mortibus
houra est tempus monstrorum
VVVVV 00000 VVVVV 00000 VVVVV
[ #morzekore | #vsky | #tripocalypse ]
they do a ritual on the vaults every year
november viscously hangs in the air
morte vitum finare confici debitum naturae, entre d'aux porte que sorte cete monstre novum mortibus
houra est tempus monstrorum
VVVVV 00000 VVVVV 00000 VVVVV
[ #morzekore | #vsky | #tripocalypse ]
November 1, 2024 at 10:40 PM
🚪📶☎️🌤🍂🗼☁️🛸
they do a ritual on the vaults every year
november viscously hangs in the air
morte vitum finare confici debitum naturae, entre d'aux porte que sorte cete monstre novum mortibus
houra est tempus monstrorum
VVVVV 00000 VVVVV 00000 VVVVV
[ #morzekore | #vsky | #tripocalypse ]
they do a ritual on the vaults every year
november viscously hangs in the air
morte vitum finare confici debitum naturae, entre d'aux porte que sorte cete monstre novum mortibus
houra est tempus monstrorum
VVVVV 00000 VVVVV 00000 VVVVV
[ #morzekore | #vsky | #tripocalypse ]
We did Tripocalypse every year between 2009 and 2017, flew in 2018 after first kid, couldn't go up during 2019-2021, flew in '22 and '23, and returned to road tripping in 2024. A fun holiday tradition, or absolute madness? You decide!
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
We did Tripocalypse every year between 2009 and 2017, flew in 2018 after first kid, couldn't go up during 2019-2021, flew in '22 and '23, and returned to road tripping in 2024. A fun holiday tradition, or absolute madness? You decide!
Hey @businesssocks.bsky.social, do we leave this home during Tripocalypse and risk a house fire, or roll the dice and bring it with us and burn up the van/hotel/grandparents' place? I'm good either way, just let me know!
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December 12, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Hey @businesssocks.bsky.social, do we leave this home during Tripocalypse and risk a house fire, or roll the dice and bring it with us and burn up the van/hotel/grandparents' place? I'm good either way, just let me know!
You may also enjoy my other Tripocalypse post where I said "fuck you, Ohioans" due to their horrible driving skills!
December 31, 2024 at 1:29 AM
You may also enjoy my other Tripocalypse post where I said "fuck you, Ohioans" due to their horrible driving skills!
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leave me #buried here; gridlock aeroplane spills above
instead of #beauty i found repulsion
no tools are mine, no open door
to even #escape this room, away from keyboard
cruel dreams; forgive me for bleeding
👁️
#MORZeCORP #phone #tripocalypse #she
leave me #buried here; gridlock aeroplane spills above
instead of #beauty i found repulsion
no tools are mine, no open door
to even #escape this room, away from keyboard
cruel dreams; forgive me for bleeding
👁️
#MORZeCORP #phone #tripocalypse #she
November 11, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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leave me #buried here; gridlock aeroplane spills above
instead of #beauty i found repulsion
no tools are mine, no open door
to even #escape this room, away from keyboard
cruel dreams; forgive me for bleeding
👁️
#MORZeCORP #phone #tripocalypse #she
leave me #buried here; gridlock aeroplane spills above
instead of #beauty i found repulsion
no tools are mine, no open door
to even #escape this room, away from keyboard
cruel dreams; forgive me for bleeding
👁️
#MORZeCORP #phone #tripocalypse #she
The body wants what it wants. And in the case of my body, it's to poop in my own toilet. Don't get me wrong--I love Canada, I love my family, and I love the holidays--but I'm indescribably happy to finally be back home. Thus ends Tripocalypse 2023. #tpoc2023
December 27, 2023 at 6:41 PM
The body wants what it wants. And in the case of my body, it's to poop in my own toilet. Don't get me wrong--I love Canada, I love my family, and I love the holidays--but I'm indescribably happy to finally be back home. Thus ends Tripocalypse 2023. #tpoc2023
Flying internationally five days before Christmas with two kids under the age of six? If anything qualifies for the #Tripocalypse label, this must surely be it. #tpoc2023
December 20, 2023 at 3:50 PM
Flying internationally five days before Christmas with two kids under the age of six? If anything qualifies for the #Tripocalypse label, this must surely be it. #tpoc2023
Day two of Tripocalypse begins with me having hardly slept for a number of reasons, but mainly because my tiny bedmate kept kicking me awake all night. Looks like I'll be investigating those "Long Haulers' Helper" synthetic speed pills at our next truck stop. #tpoc24
December 19, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Day two of Tripocalypse begins with me having hardly slept for a number of reasons, but mainly because my tiny bedmate kept kicking me awake all night. Looks like I'll be investigating those "Long Haulers' Helper" synthetic speed pills at our next truck stop. #tpoc24
Howdy from just outside Dallas, TX, where the air is thick with diesel fumes from the pickups and the tears of their Cowboys fan drivers. The first day of Tripocalypse is usually a short one since we leave after school lets out, so this is where ours ends. Until tomorrow, fellow travelers! #tpoc2025
December 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Howdy from just outside Dallas, TX, where the air is thick with diesel fumes from the pickups and the tears of their Cowboys fan drivers. The first day of Tripocalypse is usually a short one since we leave after school lets out, so this is where ours ends. Until tomorrow, fellow travelers! #tpoc2025
Verily, the travel poop gods have smiled upon me this morning! (Although if they saw the result, I highly doubt they'd be smiling.) Packing the fam back in the van to start Day 3 of Tripocalypse. I can't promise not to sell one or both kids along the way, though. 😒 #tpoc2025
December 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Verily, the travel poop gods have smiled upon me this morning! (Although if they saw the result, I highly doubt they'd be smiling.) Packing the fam back in the van to start Day 3 of Tripocalypse. I can't promise not to sell one or both kids along the way, though. 😒 #tpoc2025
outside a late and dark night, chirping cicadas, violent tesla shocks, tire humming driftlite, summer hot but i'm in love with heat, fired burning screams of engines, honking traffic fade, this heat, i like it because i'm salty and nuts, rubber talking it quick
#tripocalypse #sunset #transmission
#tripocalypse #sunset #transmission
October 18, 2024 at 10:07 PM
outside a late and dark night, chirping cicadas, violent tesla shocks, tire humming driftlite, summer hot but i'm in love with heat, fired burning screams of engines, honking traffic fade, this heat, i like it because i'm salty and nuts, rubber talking it quick
#tripocalypse #sunset #transmission
#tripocalypse #sunset #transmission