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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻

@strictlychristo.bsky.social

The Civil War in 60 Seconds 🇺🇸

November 12, 2026 at 5:48 AM

JP Acosta

@acosta32jp.bsky.social

This phone call ended in 15 seconds

NFL NEWS @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 1d

Giants called Falcons to inquire about Bijan Robinson at trade deadline, per Jordan Raanan.

November 11, 2026 at 4:02 PM

David J

@damjef.bsky.social

“Office Safety”

If you don’t squeal with laughter five seconds into this you may be clinically dead.

November 8, 2026 at 12:34 PM

Hot Potato

@hotpotatopotat.bsky.social

Drawing Peaku in 45 seconds

November 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM

Tom Cox

@dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social

A million seconds is roughly 12 days. A billion seconds is roughly 32 years.

Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 3d

I sometimes think one of humanity's big underdiscussed problems is that most of our brains are unable to deal with big numbers. Once a number goes so high, all numbers seem kind of the same. The slippery evil is in the fact that they are definitely not the same. A billionaire is not a millionaire. A billionaire is a person with a disease. One characteristic of the disease is a malevolent cleverness that creates the ability to distinguish between big numbers, huge numbers and obscenely gargantuan numbers.

When I was young I used to think anyone with nice things, anyone with a nice house and a new car and a mortgage they could pay off relatively early in life was part of the same category marked ‘WEALTHY’, because to me it all seemed equally alien and Other Halfian. I didn’t distinguish much between the mindbogglingly varied subcategories within the category. A lot of people don’t, because it hurts our heads, and we’re busy.
Wanting more, when you already have vastly more than enough, is our most dangerous modern illness, exacerbated at every stage by the technological clusterfuck the exact people with the most insatiable appetites for more have created. Higher taxes for the megarich aren’t enough. We should have correctional facilities set up to nip the illness in the bud as soon as it begins. Rehab, at the very least.
People get angry because other people sometimes buy a sandwich at a posher shop or cafe than the shop or cafe where they buy their sandwich. That's understandable, especially in the current economic climate. But they mistake those people for the enemy. They're not the enemy. The enemy is the rampant, unquenchable greed that forges on, unchecked, partly because most of us are incapable of even conceiving of it.

November 10, 2026 at 10:32 PM

Tristan Lee

@tristanl.ee

Beat me by 47 seconds
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Tristan Lee @tristanl.ee · 20h

A second affair has hit the Jensen

November 11, 2026 at 10:07 PM

Rodger Sherman

@rodger.bsky.social

Democrats win, 5 seconds later, THE NATIONAL DEBT WILL RUIN THIS POOR, BEAUTIFUL BABY'S LIFE

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 3d

BARRON’S: This year, “the interest bill is likely to be $1.1 trillion .. A decade from now, it will be $2.1 trillion ..”

@barrons.com
www.barrons.com/articles/con...

November 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM

renni

@renniultrafox.bsky.social

the first few seconds of the video out of context:

November 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM

Sheo

@sheologian.bsky.social

I could make him cry in 60 seconds

November 12, 2026 at 12:30 AM

Dan

@danccccc.bsky.social

Ugh I wouldn’t last 30 seconds

Snarlup @snarlup.bsky.social · 3d

November 10, 2026 at 12:10 AM

inknose

@inknose.bsky.social

T-10 seconds before flight attendant san lang mysteriously moves him to first class #tgcf

November 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM

Billy

@queer.cool

From love to hate in 10 seconds 😹

November 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM

Blowjay Simpson

@nathanarizona.bsky.social

just because he could disembowel me in 5 seconds doesn't mean he's not a cutie pie

November 11, 2026 at 11:18 PM

Momma's Lil Guardian 🔜 MFF

@busterbirdie.bsky.social

POV: you walk into my nursery 0.5 seconds after I got home from BFC. Outfit is accurate :>

Art from the wonderful @wenbunbun.bsky.social
#babyfur #abdl #furryart