Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-deploys-3000-u-s-troops-on-beer-run/
September 22, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-deploys-3000-u-s-troops-on-beer-run/
Monday - Send more troops
Tuesday - Say we’re ending war
Wednesday - Send more troops
Thursday - Say ending war
Friday - Send more troops
Saturday - Golf
Sunday - Golf
Tuesday - Say we’re ending war
Wednesday - Send more troops
Thursday - Say ending war
Friday - Send more troops
Saturday - Golf
Sunday - Golf
March 20, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Monday - Send more troops
Tuesday - Say we’re ending war
Wednesday - Send more troops
Thursday - Say ending war
Friday - Send more troops
Saturday - Golf
Sunday - Golf
Tuesday - Say we’re ending war
Wednesday - Send more troops
Thursday - Say ending war
Friday - Send more troops
Saturday - Golf
Sunday - Golf
“wE sUpPoRt ThE tRoOpS!!!!”
August 19, 2026 at 5:07 PM
“wE sUpPoRt ThE tRoOpS!!!!”
"Support the troops, y'all!"
October 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"Support the troops, y'all!"
I miss performing for the troops.
November 13, 2024 at 2:46 AM
I miss performing for the troops.
Girlfriend caught me addressing the troops.
November 19, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Girlfriend caught me addressing the troops.
Do you ever read a series of words
September 21, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Do you ever read a series of words
troops this troops that, does anyone ever stop yapping about these guys
This Independence Day, let's come together to stand with the brave men and women in uniform who protect our freedoms abroad — and those who run towards danger each and every day to keep us safe here at home.
July 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
troops this troops that, does anyone ever stop yapping about these guys
one like = one cat treat. support YOUR troops
December 27, 2024 at 9:56 PM
one like = one cat treat. support YOUR troops
Any US troops illegally entering Mexico will be arrested or shot, meanwhile Mexican troops have been scrambled to the border to setup emergency shelters for any victims of the Trump regime illegally dumped into Mexico or denied asylum.
January 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Any US troops illegally entering Mexico will be arrested or shot, meanwhile Mexican troops have been scrambled to the border to setup emergency shelters for any victims of the Trump regime illegally dumped into Mexico or denied asylum.
Support the troops
Self-described “gay furry hackers” breached the Heritage Foundation in an attempt to undermine Project 2025, so of course an executive director at the right-wing think tank threatened them as “degenerate perverts” who would face God’s punishment and the FBI.
Heritage Foundation Exec Threatens ‘Gay Furry Hackers’ in Unhinged Texts
Mike Howell of Heritage Foundation went at gay furry hacking collective SiegedSec after data breach motivated by Project 2025.
www.rollingstone.com
July 11, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Support the troops
Seems like nosferatu wants the troops to follow unlawful orders.
'Rebellion!' Stephen Miller flips out after Dems tell troops to 'refuse illegal orders'
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'Rebellion!' Stephen Miller flips out after Dems tell troops to 'refuse illegal orders'
twp.ai
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Seems like nosferatu wants the troops to follow unlawful orders.
Send troops to San Francisco and we will sue you.
October 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Send troops to San Francisco and we will sue you.
Thou shalt end Operation Enduring Clusterfuck.
Bring the troops back home.
Bring the troops back home.
August 18, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Thou shalt end Operation Enduring Clusterfuck.
Bring the troops back home.
Bring the troops back home.
Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run
Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run
WASHINGTON—Declaring the utter lack of alcohol in the Pentagon kitchen to be a “national emergency,” Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reportedly deployed 3,000 troops American on a beer run Monday. “As ...
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March 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run
Jennings: He got permanent troops.
Rampell: Do you know how many troops Mexico had on the border last year? 15,000. Is 10,000 more than 15,000?
Rampell: Do you know how many troops Mexico had on the border last year? 15,000. Is 10,000 more than 15,000?
February 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Jennings: He got permanent troops.
Rampell: Do you know how many troops Mexico had on the border last year? 15,000. Is 10,000 more than 15,000?
Rampell: Do you know how many troops Mexico had on the border last year? 15,000. Is 10,000 more than 15,000?
this would be active duty US troops deployed indefinitely on US streets?
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July 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
this would be active duty US troops deployed indefinitely on US streets?
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Support our troops...
November 26, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Support our troops...
how to motivate your troops to attack
April 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
how to motivate your troops to attack
If troops shoot on citizens. Citizens will be shooting troops. That’s how it works. Troops will become the Nazis.
February 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
If troops shoot on citizens. Citizens will be shooting troops. That’s how it works. Troops will become the Nazis.
Get the federal troops out of L.A. Now.
June 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Get the federal troops out of L.A. Now.
US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.