curds & whey hit different on a tuffet
June 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
curds & whey hit different on a tuffet
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
February 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
Saw your man sitting on his tuffet
July 9, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Saw your man sitting on his tuffet
May 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
ME: i just saw a girl sitting on a tuffet eating curds
WIFE: no way
ME: no just curds
WIFE: no way
ME: no just curds
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
ME: i just saw a girl sitting on a tuffet eating curds
WIFE: no way
ME: no just curds
WIFE: no way
ME: no just curds
ME: little miss muffet didn’t have a chair so she had to… tuffet out
5 YEAR OLD: jesus christ every night with this shit
5 YEAR OLD: jesus christ every night with this shit
March 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
ME: little miss muffet didn’t have a chair so she had to… tuffet out
5 YEAR OLD: jesus christ every night with this shit
5 YEAR OLD: jesus christ every night with this shit
Muffet the Tuffet
Been itching to draw these girls yesterday so :p
Been itching to draw these girls yesterday so :p
May 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Muffet the Tuffet
Been itching to draw these girls yesterday so :p
Been itching to draw these girls yesterday so :p
holy miss muffet had a tuffet
March 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
holy miss muffet had a tuffet
January 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
VERY IMPORTANT CUTE DEVELOPMENT! Melvin has discovered the tuffet
January 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
VERY IMPORTANT CUTE DEVELOPMENT! Melvin has discovered the tuffet
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 9,1953
June 9,1953
June 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 9,1953
June 9,1953
September 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Any news on tuffet tariffs?
September 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Any news on tuffet tariffs?
Aah! ... creepy
July 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Aah! ... creepy
ME: little miss muffet sat on a tuffet
KID: what’s a tuffet
ME: it’s like a little bench
KID: say bench then
ME: …eating her curds and whey
KID: what’s that
ME: it’s like cottage cheese
KID: say cottage cheese then jesus christ
KID: what’s a tuffet
ME: it’s like a little bench
KID: say bench then
ME: …eating her curds and whey
KID: what’s that
ME: it’s like cottage cheese
KID: say cottage cheese then jesus christ
March 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
ME: little miss muffet sat on a tuffet
KID: what’s a tuffet
ME: it’s like a little bench
KID: say bench then
ME: …eating her curds and whey
KID: what’s that
ME: it’s like cottage cheese
KID: say cottage cheese then jesus christ
KID: what’s a tuffet
ME: it’s like a little bench
KID: say bench then
ME: …eating her curds and whey
KID: what’s that
ME: it’s like cottage cheese
KID: say cottage cheese then jesus christ
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet proteinmaxxing
March 3, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet proteinmaxxing
April 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Born to sit on a tuffet eating curds snd whey, forced to work
June 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Born to sit on a tuffet eating curds snd whey, forced to work
do not bother him he is on his tuffet
June 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
do not bother him he is on his tuffet
The Daily Salem Dispatch is sitting still for approximately 14 seconds before gallivanting about and squeaking.
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The Daily Salem Dispatch is sitting still for approximately 14 seconds before gallivanting about and squeaking.
Not every animal on this farm "works". Why chase mice when you can be inside watching birds on the iPad and napping on your velvet pillow?
May 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Not every animal on this farm "works". Why chase mice when you can be inside watching birds on the iPad and napping on your velvet pillow?
Little Bro Buff-it,
Sat on his tuffet,
Chugging his whey all day.
He looked at his chest,
Declared it the best,
And all other thoughts went away.
Sat on his tuffet,
Chugging his whey all day.
He looked at his chest,
Declared it the best,
And all other thoughts went away.
May 3, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Little Bro Buff-it,
Sat on his tuffet,
Chugging his whey all day.
He looked at his chest,
Declared it the best,
And all other thoughts went away.
Sat on his tuffet,
Chugging his whey all day.
He looked at his chest,
Declared it the best,
And all other thoughts went away.
Little Miss Muffet sitting on her tuffet in her brand new dress. 🤣
October 27, 2023 at 10:12 PM
Little Miss Muffet sitting on her tuffet in her brand new dress. 🤣