turns out the vaccine-induced turbocancer was... anti-cancer
Covid-19 vaccines, credited with saving millions of lives during the pandemic, set off a powerful alarm that rallies the human immune system against cancer and nearly doubles the median survival length of patients, according to a new retrospective study.
Study finds mRNA coronavirus vaccines prolonged life of cancer patients
A study found that covid-19 vaccines appeared to awaken the immune system in lung and skin cancer patients, helping them live longer than those not vaccinated.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
turns out the vaccine-induced turbocancer was... anti-cancer
Reminder: Deadpool's fursoña
May 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Reminder: Deadpool's fursoña
horus: we must topple the emperor's false rule
me: hell yea dude let's do it
horus: also we should unleash The Horrors from Beyond Time that kill you with turbocancer and brain inversions and gibbering fury and deadly combat penises
me: run that back for me real quick
me: hell yea dude let's do it
horus: also we should unleash The Horrors from Beyond Time that kill you with turbocancer and brain inversions and gibbering fury and deadly combat penises
me: run that back for me real quick
August 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
horus: we must topple the emperor's false rule
me: hell yea dude let's do it
horus: also we should unleash The Horrors from Beyond Time that kill you with turbocancer and brain inversions and gibbering fury and deadly combat penises
me: run that back for me real quick
me: hell yea dude let's do it
horus: also we should unleash The Horrors from Beyond Time that kill you with turbocancer and brain inversions and gibbering fury and deadly combat penises
me: run that back for me real quick
I got triple-vaxxed yesterday - Hep B, tetanus, and MMR booster - all required for EMT licensing. I suppose I'm going to die of turbocancer now, so, it was nice knowing everyone.
February 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I got triple-vaxxed yesterday - Hep B, tetanus, and MMR booster - all required for EMT licensing. I suppose I'm going to die of turbocancer now, so, it was nice knowing everyone.
LMAO, William Makis is the dude who invented the term "turbocancer"!
August 19, 2026 at 6:28 AM
LMAO, William Makis is the dude who invented the term "turbocancer"!
Turbocancer
January 18, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Turbocancer
Fellas, is it good that Covid can give you *checks notes* "turbocancer"
There is now compelling medical evidence that Covid-19 infections can reactivate dormant cancer cells, and trigger the growth of secondary cancers. In studies, cancer survivors who contracted Covid had a statistically significant higher risk of cancer-related deaths
buds.org.uk/covid-and-ca...
buds.org.uk/covid-and-ca...
October 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Fellas, is it good that Covid can give you *checks notes* "turbocancer"
it's not well known but dinosaurs had their own Big Pharma which gave them 5G turbocancer
www.science.org/content/arti...
www.science.org/content/arti...
Doctors diagnose advanced cancer—in a dinosaur
Bone tumor is the first confirmation of malignant cancer in a dinosaur
www.science.org
June 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
it's not well known but dinosaurs had their own Big Pharma which gave them 5G turbocancer
www.science.org/content/arti...
www.science.org/content/arti...
"Turbocancer Nanobots" is the name of my new djent band
May 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"Turbocancer Nanobots" is the name of my new djent band
most people don't know that it was turbocancer and not crucifixion that did him
March 11, 2026 at 2:15 PM
most people don't know that it was turbocancer and not crucifixion that did him
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What a cool slugcat I sure hope they don't get turbocancer!
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What a cool slugcat I sure hope they don't get turbocancer!
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April 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
#LEArt
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What a cool slugcat I sure hope they don't get turbocancer!
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Making Free to use, animator friendly RW ref sheets: Hunter!
What a cool slugcat I sure hope they don't get turbocancer!
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Let’s go check in on twit-
wtf is turbo cancer
wtf is turbo cancer
April 11, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Let’s go check in on twit-
wtf is turbo cancer
wtf is turbo cancer
Plant's are so crazy, like what do you mean I can turn you into a liquid or give you turbocancer and you just regenerate like nothing ever happened?
June 27, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Plant's are so crazy, like what do you mean I can turn you into a liquid or give you turbocancer and you just regenerate like nothing ever happened?
But it was TurboCancer!!
April 11, 2024 at 6:14 PM
But it was TurboCancer!!
The Expanse solved this problem! (you just have to constantly have a cocktail of designer drugs pumped into you and if you stop then you die of turbocancer)
November 20, 2024 at 1:49 AM
The Expanse solved this problem! (you just have to constantly have a cocktail of designer drugs pumped into you and if you stop then you die of turbocancer)
i remain somewhere near "incandescent" in my anger re: gerry connoloy not only running for re-election but keeping his leadership position knowing he had a turbocancer.
March 24, 2026 at 5:34 PM
i remain somewhere near "incandescent" in my anger re: gerry connoloy not only running for re-election but keeping his leadership position knowing he had a turbocancer.
Every once in a while I'll see an excerpt from a medical study about GLP-1s and think "ah beans, they found out they cause turbocancer" but instead it's just a scientist who discovered GLP-1s also whiten your teeth and correct bad posture.
February 18, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Every once in a while I'll see an excerpt from a medical study about GLP-1s and think "ah beans, they found out they cause turbocancer" but instead it's just a scientist who discovered GLP-1s also whiten your teeth and correct bad posture.
Gonna make so much dough as a test subject at the turbocancer biolabs place.
April 19, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Gonna make so much dough as a test subject at the turbocancer biolabs place.
I’m a scientist, by trade, and I know TurboCancer is bullshit.
Yet I’d still back research into a DJT specific TurboCancer delivery system with hard cash.
Yet I’d still back research into a DJT specific TurboCancer delivery system with hard cash.
August 26, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I’m a scientist, by trade, and I know TurboCancer is bullshit.
Yet I’d still back research into a DJT specific TurboCancer delivery system with hard cash.
Yet I’d still back research into a DJT specific TurboCancer delivery system with hard cash.
Oh that's fine, it's just constant turbocancer, we can survive that
May 14, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Oh that's fine, it's just constant turbocancer, we can survive that
With RFK Jr and his dead brainworm confirmed I’m thinking again about my brother’s nurse fanning the flames of my parent’s incredible grief while my brother was dying in front of us that a single covid vax had “maybe” contributed to his cancer as a “turbocancer.”
February 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
With RFK Jr and his dead brainworm confirmed I’m thinking again about my brother’s nurse fanning the flames of my parent’s incredible grief while my brother was dying in front of us that a single covid vax had “maybe” contributed to his cancer as a “turbocancer.”
may also thinks that wifi will give you turbocancer
April 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
may also thinks that wifi will give you turbocancer
Well, folks, this is it. I’m dying. Slowly and painfully. @outnmbrdbyboys.bsky.social says it’s just a cold but I’m pretty sure it’s rabies, the superflu, and turbocancer.
Ladies, please form an orderly line at my funeral and keep the wailing and rending of garments at my casket to 3 minutes each.
Ladies, please form an orderly line at my funeral and keep the wailing and rending of garments at my casket to 3 minutes each.
April 7, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Well, folks, this is it. I’m dying. Slowly and painfully. @outnmbrdbyboys.bsky.social says it’s just a cold but I’m pretty sure it’s rabies, the superflu, and turbocancer.
Ladies, please form an orderly line at my funeral and keep the wailing and rending of garments at my casket to 3 minutes each.
Ladies, please form an orderly line at my funeral and keep the wailing and rending of garments at my casket to 3 minutes each.
Good news! A new study that claims to find evidence that COVID mRNA vaccines cause cancer is utter trash 🧪 skepchick.org/2024/05/turb...
Turbocancer Isn’t Real and Can’t Hurt You
I know that this channel is focused primarily on correcting egregious misinformation in the public eye, but it brings me no satisfaction to address today’s topic: turbo cancer. I’ve danced around i…
skepchick.org
May 3, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Good news! A new study that claims to find evidence that COVID mRNA vaccines cause cancer is utter trash 🧪 skepchick.org/2024/05/turb...
A cool thing about having worked in the oil and gas industry is if I ever get a weird turbocancer, I'll know of exactly three places I probably got it from.
It probably won't happen, but it's good to know!
It probably won't happen, but it's good to know!
March 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
A cool thing about having worked in the oil and gas industry is if I ever get a weird turbocancer, I'll know of exactly three places I probably got it from.
It probably won't happen, but it's good to know!
It probably won't happen, but it's good to know!