#twamp
Twamp!
June 17, 2026 at 6:06 AM
New and *vastly* improved version of tiny-twamp is now available github.com/buraglio/tin...
New features include actual RFC compliance with twamp-light (RFC 5637 §5), prometheus export, influxdb support, and a whole new binary release system. #latency #measurement #twamp
July 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
sagt ihr donald tRamp (hartes r) oder donald tWamp (falsches r)
October 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
#BTPosse Me #wordle picfur is for Werld book day! Wot book carwikta are yoo dwessin up as today? Sumfin fwom paw patwole? Laydee an de twamp? Dogtantion? Bluey? #WorldBookDay #btwordleclub #dogsofbluesky
March 6, 2025 at 7:03 AM
thinking about how the specification for the Two-Way Active Measurement Protocol, TWAMP, specifies that it’s pronounced t-wamp and not twamp or twomp
November 26, 2024 at 6:40 AM
He’s a TWAMP! Welcoming all info from William & Mary people, where my son will start in the fall as a member of C/o 2029.
December 11, 2024 at 5:02 PM
warum sagt dieser ekelonkel immer er hätte die ampel beendet und "doneld twamp"? #quadrell
February 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Ja maar Eva heeft emerikaanse roetsj en kan heel goed Twamp zeggen !
March 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My tumtum is at full capacity. It has the tension of a watermelon. It makes a hearty twamp.
July 8, 2026 at 1:09 AM
have you heard the gospel of the twamp monster?
June 25, 2023 at 9:02 PM
A video of her (or anyone) telling Morsk or Twamp to fuck off to their faces would be instant internet gold.
February 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
And I shall call the orange hued shitbag Twamp. Or maybe Swump?
we’re watching fascism get focus-grouped in real time.

They call it Alligator Alcatraz.
I call it Alligator Auschwitz—because the intent behind it is the same:
Dehumanize. Isolate. Terrorize. open.substack.com/pub/steady/p...
Cruel Summer
The American president salivating over suffering
open.substack.com
July 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Webel, webel, how could they know? Hot twamp, I wove you so.
December 7, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Wet evewy diwty, wousy twamp awm himsewf with a wevowvew ow (・`ω´・) a knyife, *twerks* and w-way in wait *cries* on the x3 steps of the x3 pawaces of the x3 wich and stab ow (・`ω´・) shoot the x3 ownyews as they come out. Wet us k-kiww them without mewcy, and wet i-it be a waw of extewminyation.
April 28, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Living in his head rent free. Because Twamp can never be like him
May 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
twamp
September 30, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Dat liedje van drs. P. over die troika is wel een mooie metafoor hoe je niet om zou moeten gaan met Twamp.
Gooien wij straks Groenland uit de slee in de ijdele hoop dat MAGA daarna een betrouwbare bondgenoot zal zijn?
May 24, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Tween Twerk Twamp
June 11, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Ah yes, the TWAMP conundrum
March 25, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Twamp.
Lübien.
Wirtnamm.

Meine Güte.
Meine. Güte.
April 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Twampy-twamp: I love Saunders and Vigil is no exception. I’ve missed some of his more recent works and am going to have to brush up on all of it. Stupendous stuff.

#booksky 💙📚
July 7, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Kan hier iemand trouwens een bingokaart oid van maken? Of bestaat die al?

Ik wed dat je kaart direct vol is als je naar de reacties onder een willekeurige tweet over een 'sociaal-maatschappelijk onderwerp' of een Twamp gerelateerd bericht gaat kijken 😬
Gadverdamme! Wat een vieze smerige DeugWoke kots!

Alleen 'Eigen Volk Eerst', 'Er zijn maar 2 genders', 'Zwarte Piet is Traditie', 'Ik blijf lekker in mijn vervuilende stinkdiesel rijden' en 'Klimaatverandering = Hoax' gaan deze wereld redden!!1!

/s 🙄
February 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Poor Twamp.....got his widdle feewings hurt.... again.
July 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We kunnen er om lachen of hen uitlachten, maar zo is het wel 'verkocht' door Twamp en co en zo hebben ze ook deels de verkiezingen gewonnen. 🙈
November 13, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Smuk & Twamp. Nog zeker 4 jaar van deze kastijding 😵
January 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM