tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working
October 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working
Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.
May 25, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.
What a duo of tweets.
April 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
What a duo of tweets.
Gavin Newsom responds to Fox's Dana Perino melting down over his tweets:
August 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Gavin Newsom responds to Fox's Dana Perino melting down over his tweets:
this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier
July 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier
Honestly, the tweets are impeccable today. My goodness.
May 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Honestly, the tweets are impeccable today. My goodness.
Ah, yes, the legendary Badlands Tweets!
November 20, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Ah, yes, the legendary Badlands Tweets!
It’s really wild that Fox is calling Newsom’s tweets immature and unbecoming of a leader when he’s literally just mocking the way Trump tweets. 🤣🤣🤣
August 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It’s really wild that Fox is calling Newsom’s tweets immature and unbecoming of a leader when he’s literally just mocking the way Trump tweets. 🤣🤣🤣
true. i do know some shit
October 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
true. i do know some shit
Natalie needs new material for Trump’s tweets. This is embarrassing
August 25, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Natalie needs new material for Trump’s tweets. This is embarrassing
A story of staggering hypocrisy, in two tweets.
May 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
A story of staggering hypocrisy, in two tweets.
There are always tweets
February 28, 2026 at 12:46 PM
There are always tweets
Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface
December 9, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface
Am I the only one reading White House tweets in Bane’s voice in my head?
April 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Am I the only one reading White House tweets in Bane’s voice in my head?
March 4, 2026 at 8:48 PM
LIGRIS: I suspect you're quoting retweets or comments to other tweets
WHITEHOUSE: No. They're your tweets. You're responsible for knowing what you said. Don't put it on us to have to explain to us your own tweets. This is your mess, not ours. If you can't explain that, that's on you.
WHITEHOUSE: No. They're your tweets. You're responsible for knowing what you said. Don't put it on us to have to explain to us your own tweets. This is your mess, not ours. If you can't explain that, that's on you.
June 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
LIGRIS: I suspect you're quoting retweets or comments to other tweets
WHITEHOUSE: No. They're your tweets. You're responsible for knowing what you said. Don't put it on us to have to explain to us your own tweets. This is your mess, not ours. If you can't explain that, that's on you.
WHITEHOUSE: No. They're your tweets. You're responsible for knowing what you said. Don't put it on us to have to explain to us your own tweets. This is your mess, not ours. If you can't explain that, that's on you.
one of my favorite tweets
June 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM
one of my favorite tweets
this has to be in the top 5 funniest tweets of all time
April 15, 2026 at 3:41 AM
this has to be in the top 5 funniest tweets of all time
The greatest Mexico v England tweets you will ever read. 😂
As you were.
As you were.
July 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
The greatest Mexico v England tweets you will ever read. 😂
As you were.
As you were.
Stop calling them 'tweets' already. You're embarrassing yourself. They're called "bluejaculations" here
July 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Stop calling them 'tweets' already. You're embarrassing yourself. They're called "bluejaculations" here
the CBS News tweets about Erika Kirk will continue until morale improves
December 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
the CBS News tweets about Erika Kirk will continue until morale improves
We’ll take Putin-approved tweets for $1000, alex
March 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
We’ll take Putin-approved tweets for $1000, alex
Deleting tweets here feels almost as good as deleting tweets over there.
December 10, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Deleting tweets here feels almost as good as deleting tweets over there.