the strait is OPEN FOR BUSINESS tyfyattm
We're extending Claude Fable 5 access on all paid plans, as well as keeping Claude Code’s weekly rate limits 50% higher, through July 19.
July 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
the strait is OPEN FOR BUSINESS tyfyattm
the "tyfyattm" takes it to the next level
March 22, 2026 at 9:21 PM
the "tyfyattm" takes it to the next level
☝️ Batterien und Akkus gehören nicht in den Restmüll 🪫
TYFYATTM
TYFYATTM
September 22, 2026 at 5:55 PM
☝️ Batterien und Akkus gehören nicht in den Restmüll 🪫
TYFYATTM
TYFYATTM
Quiero manifestar mi más enérgica protesta por el regreso del PUTO CALOR SAHARIANO. Thank you for your attention to this matter (hereafter TYFYATTM)
September 1, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Quiero manifestar mi más enérgica protesta por el regreso del PUTO CALOR SAHARIANO. Thank you for your attention to this matter (hereafter TYFYATTM)
Dear NBC: Could you
please stop cutting SNL
off during goodnights.
TYFYATTM.
please stop cutting SNL
off during goodnights.
TYFYATTM.
May 3, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Dear NBC: Could you
please stop cutting SNL
off during goodnights.
TYFYATTM.
please stop cutting SNL
off during goodnights.
TYFYATTM.
Dear Mother Nature, my rain barrels are full. You may stop the rain now. TYFYATTM. 😍 #SanDiego #AtmosphericRiver
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Dear Mother Nature, my rain barrels are full. You may stop the rain now. TYFYATTM. 😍 #SanDiego #AtmosphericRiver
One more thing, when I become president, your medicinal marijuana will be covered by your universal health care.
#tyfyattm
#ohshehigh 🙃 😂
#tyfyattm
#ohshehigh 🙃 😂
July 23, 2026 at 6:11 PM
One more thing, when I become president, your medicinal marijuana will be covered by your universal health care.
#tyfyattm
#ohshehigh 🙃 😂
#tyfyattm
#ohshehigh 🙃 😂
Don't call me Surely. TYFYATTM.
September 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Don't call me Surely. TYFYATTM.
BY THE WAY - EVERYTHING I EVER SENT YOU IS OFF RECORD! TYFYATTM.
October 25, 2025 at 8:35 AM
BY THE WAY - EVERYTHING I EVER SENT YOU IS OFF RECORD! TYFYATTM.
This is not trump vernacular. This is all special president Stephen Miller. TYFYATTM
February 14, 2026 at 1:07 PM
This is not trump vernacular. This is all special president Stephen Miller. TYFYATTM
Out came the sun
and dried up all the rain
and all of America said, wheres the
fu(king Epstein files again?!
TYFYATTM!!
and dried up all the rain
and all of America said, wheres the
fu(king Epstein files again?!
TYFYATTM!!
October 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Out came the sun
and dried up all the rain
and all of America said, wheres the
fu(king Epstein files again?!
TYFYATTM!!
and dried up all the rain
and all of America said, wheres the
fu(king Epstein files again?!
TYFYATTM!!
You forgot to add, "TYFYATTM."
September 22, 2026 at 3:00 PM
You forgot to add, "TYFYATTM."
August 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
nothing shady going on here. Go about your business. Do not follow the money. tyfyattm
June 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
nothing shady going on here. Go about your business. Do not follow the money. tyfyattm
These are awesome! TYFYATTM!!
August 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
These are awesome! TYFYATTM!!
They call him ALI—great Caliph, the Trump of Arabia, should have been Caliph after Muhammad but Sleepy Abu Bakr stole it from him—but the WOKE want to erase him like all our great leaders, which is why I am signing an Executive Order saying all mosques must mention Ali in the Adhan! TYFYATTM!
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
They call him ALI—great Caliph, the Trump of Arabia, should have been Caliph after Muhammad but Sleepy Abu Bakr stole it from him—but the WOKE want to erase him like all our great leaders, which is why I am signing an Executive Order saying all mosques must mention Ali in the Adhan! TYFYATTM!
August 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
(this was a joke riffing off current events and making fun of Bluesky’s tendency to take jokes too literally while also pointing out the inherent hypocrisy because conversations about words like “dude” and “guy” are normal; it is not an actual linguistic argument in its current form! TYFYATTM!)
June 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
(this was a joke riffing off current events and making fun of Bluesky’s tendency to take jokes too literally while also pointing out the inherent hypocrisy because conversations about words like “dude” and “guy” are normal; it is not an actual linguistic argument in its current form! TYFYATTM!)