#ukeleles
That was dangerous, I'm seeing a lot of "turtles with ukeleles" merch out there.
September 18, 2026 at 10:16 AM
But we have three ukeleles
worst case if it doesn't work for your sword you could put your Ukulele in there.
August 27, 2026 at 1:12 AM
The Albuquerque Bernalillo County library lends cake pans, ukeleles, birdwatching kits, and even has a seed library for seeds you can plant in your own garden!
abqlibrary.org
October 2, 2026 at 3:16 AM
UKELELES
October 2, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Ukeleles being strummed en masse. Chickens openly addressing government officials. Line dancing in a public thoroughfare. Frogs, unicorns and dinosaurs getting their interspecies groove on.

Portland is lost. May God and Donald Trump save what's left of the United States of America.
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Goddam ukeleles. The Saturday Nite Specials of stringed instruments. Ban them all.
Ukulele clash leads to stabbing in New Orleans’ French Quarter
The stabbing happened in the 1000 block of Decatur Street.
www.wwltv.com
February 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Albuquerque public libraries lend cake pans and ukeleles.
Just a reminder that your local library has more than just books! Many also have dvds, cds, video games, game systems, internet hot spots, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, park passes, museum passes, and so so much more! Maybe it's time for a visit!
December 2, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Today I am cataloging ukeleles, guitars, and violins. Your local library: more than just books!
September 11, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Sunday mood
January 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
ME HAN CANTADO FELIZ NAVIDAD CON UKELELES.

EN ESPAÑOL.

NO HABLAN ESPAÑOL.

WTFFF!!!!!!
October 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Quick someone hide the ukeleles
July 13, 2023 at 4:22 PM
i think ima spend time with my ukeleles tonight. maybe i’ll actually record something
January 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
What was happening in the 2010s with gringo millennial culture and ukeleles?
August 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
"Boas, moi ben. Comezamos a afinar os ukeleles e foisenos o tempo voando pero xa marcharon ilusionadas. Disque lle van pedir un os reis"

Estóu que non mexo de contento, xúrovolo!.
September 29, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Conjoined twins Daisy and Violet Hilton - BOTD in 1908
February 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
We have 2 acoustic and 1 bass guitar, 3 ukeleles (one of which was pretty expensive), an electric drum set and an electric piano. I play none of them.
February 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Que ukeleles más grandes tienes abuelita
December 24, 2023 at 9:02 AM
idea: spite store across the street called "UNrestrained Whimsy" sells only ukeleles but then two days later destroys all ukeleles and sells only crepe pans and when people come in and say I thought you sold ukeleles we say that's ridiculous, who would DO that would you like a crepe pan tho?
November 21, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Gente ya no me faltan ukeleles!!!
October 3, 2025 at 10:19 AM
www.thedailybeast.com/ice-barbie-k...
Read down further to the senior citizens on ukeleles...😆
ICE Barbie Triggered by Man in Chicken Suit on Portland Trip
MAGA influencer Benny Johnson pointed out the dressed up demonstrator to the Secretary of Homeland Security.
www.thedailybeast.com
October 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Never select a track where a voice goes "wayoh wayoh, wayoh wayoh" in the middle bit. No whistling unless the video is about children. Avoid ukeleles entirely unless the child is in Hawaii.
January 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
George Harrison used to travel around with a trunkful of ukeleles, which he would hand out to friends at gatherings so they could jam. You should do this.
July 31, 2026 at 6:24 PM
How the world might have been different if the ship had been carrying a bulk load of ukeleles..
June 15, 2026 at 9:08 PM
My local library lends out backpacks containing the 10 essentials for hiking and a state park pass, stargazing kits that include telescopes, and ukeleles. Also seeds for your garden (that's more of a give away then lending, tho, and only in February)
May 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
thinking about how when i was young i thought ukeleles seemed cool and accessible because they were small and i had always had difficulty using guitars because they were large and hurt my hands. then i saw people i admired mocking ukeleles for being a Quirky Girl in College Instrument. 🧵
April 22, 2026 at 12:11 PM