We gotta declare war on Zoomer-Instagram perversions. The words are “rape,” “kill,” and “sex,” not “grape,” “unalive,” and “seggs.” “POV” does not mean “picture of.” Together we can end Zoomerisms.
im sorry im all for the evolution of language and content warnings and all but this specific shit pisses me off *so* much
it is absurd and stupid and harmful
it is absurd and stupid and harmful
November 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
We gotta declare war on Zoomer-Instagram perversions. The words are “rape,” “kill,” and “sex,” not “grape,” “unalive,” and “seggs.” “POV” does not mean “picture of.” Together we can end Zoomerisms.
(Gimli) Never thought I’d unalive fighting alongside a zoomer
November 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
(Gimli) Never thought I’d unalive fighting alongside a zoomer
Any time someone says “unalive” or “grape” I click off, just fucking use a thesaurus oh my god.
November 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Any time someone says “unalive” or “grape” I click off, just fucking use a thesaurus oh my god.
When MoPop actually put up a plaque that said “Kurt Cobain unalived himself in 1994” it made me want to unalive myself
We gotta declare war on Zoomer-Instagram perversions. The words are “rape,” “kill,” and “sex,” not “grape,” “unalive,” and “seggs.” “POV” does not mean “picture of.” Together we can end Zoomerisms.
im sorry im all for the evolution of language and content warnings and all but this specific shit pisses me off *so* much
it is absurd and stupid and harmful
it is absurd and stupid and harmful
November 13, 2026 at 8:52 PM
When MoPop actually put up a plaque that said “Kurt Cobain unalived himself in 1994” it made me want to unalive myself
Chadwick Boseman ain’t got no business being unalive….
Cute Baby Girl Crying
ALT: Cute Baby Girl Crying
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November 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Chadwick Boseman ain’t got no business being unalive….
ren faire was decent tho the jousting knights were saying they might “unalive” each other and this makes me feel very very tired
November 15, 2026 at 12:21 AM
ren faire was decent tho the jousting knights were saying they might “unalive” each other and this makes me feel very very tired
It looks unalive- esp since it’s in the road. Are we sure it’s not a permanent nap?
November 15, 2026 at 2:49 PM
It looks unalive- esp since it’s in the road. Are we sure it’s not a permanent nap?
Xmas songs already - unalive me now.
November 12, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Xmas songs already - unalive me now.
what makes me even more angry is when people use this language OUTSIDE of social media. come on, you're not going to be demonitized for not using suicide instead of "unalive" in your newsletter or (god forbid) REAL LIFE.
November 13, 2026 at 12:35 PM
what makes me even more angry is when people use this language OUTSIDE of social media. come on, you're not going to be demonitized for not using suicide instead of "unalive" in your newsletter or (god forbid) REAL LIFE.
I had someone say “unalive” to me at work and I had to bite my tongue to avoid saying “this isn’t TikTok, be an adult.”
November 14, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I had someone say “unalive” to me at work and I had to bite my tongue to avoid saying “this isn’t TikTok, be an adult.”
they are gonna unalive this man
Assemble your popcorn
*JENSEN HUANG AGREES TO TESTIFY TO LAWMAKERS, REPUBLICAN SAYS
*JENSEN HUANG AGREES TO TESTIFY TO LAWMAKERS, REPUBLICAN SAYS
lol it keeps getting worse for ole Jensen
*ALICE HUANG PROMISED NVIDIA CHIPS TO DEEPSEEK: INFORMATION
*ALICE HUANG PROMISED NVIDIA CHIPS TO DEEPSEEK: INFORMATION
November 12, 2026 at 4:51 PM
they are gonna unalive this man
It’s especially maddening when they’re posting cross-platform. Like, why are you saying unalive on YouTube? Who is this for?
November 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
It’s especially maddening when they’re posting cross-platform. Like, why are you saying unalive on YouTube? Who is this for?
In 2000 years they are gonna say we didn’t have a word for kill because all the remaining accounts say “unalive”.
November 12, 2026 at 2:51 PM
In 2000 years they are gonna say we didn’t have a word for kill because all the remaining accounts say “unalive”.
The “unalive” thing in particular is bizarre because I’ve never heard that there was ever any evidence that it had any actual effect. It was just people staring at engagement numbers and driving themselves insane. Cargo Cult Newspeak.
November 14, 2026 at 3:43 AM
The “unalive” thing in particular is bizarre because I’ve never heard that there was ever any evidence that it had any actual effect. It was just people staring at engagement numbers and driving themselves insane. Cargo Cult Newspeak.
This, "unalive", and "sewerslide" are the worst ones. Actively insulting to the audience's intelligence and betrays that the speaker may not be mature enough to seriously and responsibly discuss the subject matter. Cosigning
November 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
This, "unalive", and "sewerslide" are the worst ones. Actively insulting to the audience's intelligence and betrays that the speaker may not be mature enough to seriously and responsibly discuss the subject matter. Cosigning
Phillip, I wanna (unalive) myself.
November 13, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Phillip, I wanna (unalive) myself.
The thing that pisses me off is that we already have euphemisms that aren’t flatout idiotic. For instance, passed away (unalive) 😠
November 14, 2026 at 1:54 PM
The thing that pisses me off is that we already have euphemisms that aren’t flatout idiotic. For instance, passed away (unalive) 😠
Amera has a skill for finding new ways to unalive herself in raid #worldofwarcraft #rogue #gaming #mmorpg
November 15, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Amera has a skill for finding new ways to unalive herself in raid #worldofwarcraft #rogue #gaming #mmorpg
Without reading any news, aside from the verdict, my hunch is Russell Brand will unalive himself or be seriously harmed before too long.
November 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Without reading any news, aside from the verdict, my hunch is Russell Brand will unalive himself or be seriously harmed before too long.
unalive person daniel
November 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
unalive person daniel
you actually need to unalive this person there's no fucking way man
November 11, 2026 at 12:44 AM
you actually need to unalive this person there's no fucking way man
5'11" Tim, who did NOT unalive,
November 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
5'11" Tim, who did NOT unalive,
Can I get an AI agent to help me block every AI thing I encounter? Like assisting it to unalive itself?
November 13, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Can I get an AI agent to help me block every AI thing I encounter? Like assisting it to unalive itself?