I sat on these sunglasses. For that, they appear surprisingly undented; but don't be mistaken. I feel how crookedly they grasp my face. 🥹😎
July 28, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I sat on these sunglasses. For that, they appear surprisingly undented; but don't be mistaken. I feel how crookedly they grasp my face. 🥹😎
& the trash cans are jarringly undented and shiny….
December 18, 2024 at 11:11 PM
& the trash cans are jarringly undented and shiny….
The lip service of We Are Christian and the use of scriptures to justify everything remains undented.
July 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The lip service of We Are Christian and the use of scriptures to justify everything remains undented.
I think one of the reviews I'm most proud of was "arrived undented"
February 7, 2024 at 4:40 AM
I think one of the reviews I'm most proud of was "arrived undented"
My whimsy was undented.
October 1, 2026 at 3:26 PM
My whimsy was undented.
Average UK house price hits record £300,000 as demand remains undented
Average UK house price hits record £300,000 as demand remains undented
Cost of housing at all-time high, Halifax reports, as mortgage lengths and borrowing multiples grow
Another month, another record for house prices. On Friday, the UK’s largest lender, Halifax, reported that the average cost of a home had risen to just…
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2024 at 10:06 AM
Average UK house price hits record £300,000 as demand remains undented
"His ankles are rounded and undented, his feet are of equal length, his knees do not protrude, he is right-footed, his navel is without blemish, his toes well-proportioned, he has lovely teeth, and his penis does not dangle."
(this is for depictions of Buddha)
(this is for depictions of Buddha)
probably my favorite piece of generally-agreed-upon jesus lore is that he was hot. no two sects agree on the upshot of his teachings. but every last one is like, obviously the nazarene had a shape to him
July 2, 2026 at 8:08 PM
"His ankles are rounded and undented, his feet are of equal length, his knees do not protrude, he is right-footed, his navel is without blemish, his toes well-proportioned, he has lovely teeth, and his penis does not dangle."
(this is for depictions of Buddha)
(this is for depictions of Buddha)
As promised, here for your listening pleasure... soundcloud.com/undented/tor...
April 14, 2026 at 5:21 PM
As promised, here for your listening pleasure... soundcloud.com/undented/tor...
Happy Sunday to all! After a Saturday break, it's back to work here at Undented, Inc. as Tori performs in Munich tonight at Circus Krone!
May 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Happy Sunday to all! After a Saturday break, it's back to work here at Undented, Inc. as Tori performs in Munich tonight at Circus Krone!
i dont wanna start an undented account on threads
July 15, 2026 at 1:27 PM
i dont wanna start an undented account on threads
Here you go....also included the intro bit where Vernon announced Tori would be part of the Piano Day festivities. soundcloud.com/undented/tor...
Tori Amos 2026-01-13 BBC Radio 2 Vernon Kay
Listen to Tori Amos 2026-01-13 BBC Radio 2 Vernon Kay by Undented #np on #SoundCloud
soundcloud.com
January 13, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Here you go....also included the intro bit where Vernon announced Tori would be part of the Piano Day festivities. soundcloud.com/undented/tor...
one of the guest cats is trying to help with undented setlist updates 🐾🐾⌨️
May 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
one of the guest cats is trying to help with undented setlist updates 🐾🐾⌨️
She was rare, like a tin of undented soup from Aldi.
October 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
She was rare, like a tin of undented soup from Aldi.
if nothing is posted on undented by 8:45 pm mdt tonight, somebody call me and wake me up!
Tonight's show starts at 8:00 PM Mountain Daylight Time. Current local time is coming up on 1:30 PM so we have 6.5 hours until Bartees Strange's opening set and 7.5 hours until Tori goes on, about an hour after Bartees. Seeya then!
www.redrocksonline.com/events/tori-...
www.redrocksonline.com/events/tori-...
Tori Amos - In Times of Dragons Tour Red Rocks Amphitheatre
Live Nation is thrilled to announce TORI AMOS live at Red Rocks Amphitheatre Thursday, August 20th, 2026. Download the Red Rocks app before your visit. From digital ticketing with touchless entry, par...
www.redrocksonline.com
August 20, 2026 at 7:42 PM
if nothing is posted on undented by 8:45 pm mdt tonight, somebody call me and wake me up!
dunno if tori twitter is staying there, coming here, or going to facebook/threads/reddit/whatever. undented has a bsky account and i should probably get that up and running finally. in the meantime, i am following anyone who follows the undented account to maybe become a stop-gap nexus.
November 6, 2024 at 9:55 PM
dunno if tori twitter is staying there, coming here, or going to facebook/threads/reddit/whatever. undented has a bsky account and i should probably get that up and running finally. in the meantime, i am following anyone who follows the undented account to maybe become a stop-gap nexus.
this has been your mini @boscotron.bsky.social undented takeover! go ahead and take tomorrow off, everyone, and meet me in St. Louis on Monday!
August 16, 2026 at 3:56 AM
this has been your mini @boscotron.bsky.social undented takeover! go ahead and take tomorrow off, everyone, and meet me in St. Louis on Monday!
wouldn't be an undented post from me if it didn't hav a typo now, would it?
Eighteen years ago, American Doll Posse bounced off clouds into our hearts and minds! Why not go back in time and hav a chat with Isabel, Pip, Clyde, Santa, and, of course, Tori today?
April 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
wouldn't be an undented post from me if it didn't hav a typo now, would it?
Tour is starting soon! 🌟
I hope fellow ears with feet will help Undented with covering yet another tour by our favourite T ♥️🎹
I hope fellow ears with feet will help Undented with covering yet another tour by our favourite T ♥️🎹
Hey all! Tour starts tomorrow! Augh! Are you ready? We're not..but then, is anyone ever really ready? (Virgos need not respond.)
Anyway, we plan on covering the shows live as best as we can this tour as we have before. As we're not going to all the shows, we can only do that with your help!
Anyway, we plan on covering the shows live as best as we can this tour as we have before. As we're not going to all the shows, we can only do that with your help!
April 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Tour is starting soon! 🌟
I hope fellow ears with feet will help Undented with covering yet another tour by our favourite T ♥️🎹
I hope fellow ears with feet will help Undented with covering yet another tour by our favourite T ♥️🎹
Good news! Look like we got a reporter and we got reinforcements to cover the Undented Bluesky account tonight! So, tune in at the previously advertised time and Commander Boscotron will keep you appraised of ITOD Tour Happenings! Yay! Thanks for the help on both sides!
July 29, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Good news! Look like we got a reporter and we got reinforcements to cover the Undented Bluesky account tonight! So, tune in at the previously advertised time and Commander Boscotron will keep you appraised of ITOD Tour Happenings! Yay! Thanks for the help on both sides!
happy to report chloe's ass is intact and undented this time, good smile learned their lesson from the marine scale
October 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
happy to report chloe's ass is intact and undented this time, good smile learned their lesson from the marine scale
Them: we need to replace your keyboard.
Me: why?
Me, seeing all the letters on all the keys and an undented trackpad: huh. Okay.
Me: why?
Me, seeing all the letters on all the keys and an undented trackpad: huh. Okay.
June 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Them: we need to replace your keyboard.
Me: why?
Me, seeing all the letters on all the keys and an undented trackpad: huh. Okay.
Me: why?
Me, seeing all the letters on all the keys and an undented trackpad: huh. Okay.
A rather wet Loch Shiel at Dalelia.
🤔
I'll rephrase that: A rather wet day at Dalelia, Loch Shiel.
Seven lucky winners so far on the tyre [tire] quoits contest. Each winner gets an undented boat on arrival at the jetty.
🤔
I'll rephrase that: A rather wet day at Dalelia, Loch Shiel.
Seven lucky winners so far on the tyre [tire] quoits contest. Each winner gets an undented boat on arrival at the jetty.
May 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
A rather wet Loch Shiel at Dalelia.
🤔
I'll rephrase that: A rather wet day at Dalelia, Loch Shiel.
Seven lucky winners so far on the tyre [tire] quoits contest. Each winner gets an undented boat on arrival at the jetty.
🤔
I'll rephrase that: A rather wet day at Dalelia, Loch Shiel.
Seven lucky winners so far on the tyre [tire] quoits contest. Each winner gets an undented boat on arrival at the jetty.
And Chewy ships FedEx so good luck getting canned food undented. We never got an order without two or three dented cans. Granted those boxes were way too large and under cushioned but FedEx didn’t help at all
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
And Chewy ships FedEx so good luck getting canned food undented. We never got an order without two or three dented cans. Granted those boxes were way too large and under cushioned but FedEx didn’t help at all
I had a look in my “big drawer”and found adhesive padded strips to go under furniture, let’s see if I can keep my forehead undented tonight.
October 8, 2024 at 4:27 PM
I had a look in my “big drawer”and found adhesive padded strips to go under furniture, let’s see if I can keep my forehead undented tonight.
New low for her today. Six same questions, six same answers. Starmer undented and undaunted. Badenock goes from bad to worse. She obviously knows best because she ain’t learning. Pitiful.
February 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
New low for her today. Six same questions, six same answers. Starmer undented and undaunted. Badenock goes from bad to worse. She obviously knows best because she ain’t learning. Pitiful.