Whoever wished for Haley Stevens to unify the Democratic Party, please come collect your Monkey’s Paw
November 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Whoever wished for Haley Stevens to unify the Democratic Party, please come collect your Monkey’s Paw
I am all for the total dissolution of the U.K.
Fully unify Ireland.
Scottish independence.
Fully unify Ireland.
Scottish independence.
October 31, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I am all for the total dissolution of the U.K.
Fully unify Ireland.
Scottish independence.
Fully unify Ireland.
Scottish independence.
Looks like Haley Stevens did unify the party after all
November 2, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Looks like Haley Stevens did unify the party after all
She fucking stabbed the party in the back. This will unify Democrats in a way that few things would. Betrayal does that.
Rep. Haley Stevens (D-Michigan) has endorsed Republican Senate candidate Mike Rogers.
Stevens, who recently clashed with Democratic nominee Abdul El-Sayed, previously said she wanted a Democratic victory in the Senate race. https://wapo.st/4f5pW9H
Stevens, who recently clashed with Democratic nominee Abdul El-Sayed, previously said she wanted a Democratic victory in the Senate race. https://wapo.st/4f5pW9H
November 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
She fucking stabbed the party in the back. This will unify Democrats in a way that few things would. Betrayal does that.
NYT Preparing Headlines for Wednesday:
(1) Democrats capture House & Senate: Democrats must embrace Trump to unify US
(2) Democrats capture House, but fail to capture Senate: Democrats must embrace Trump to unify US
(3) Republican hold House & Senate: Democrats must declare Trump president-for-life
(1) Democrats capture House & Senate: Democrats must embrace Trump to unify US
(2) Democrats capture House, but fail to capture Senate: Democrats must embrace Trump to unify US
(3) Republican hold House & Senate: Democrats must declare Trump president-for-life
November 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
NYT Preparing Headlines for Wednesday:
(1) Democrats capture House & Senate: Democrats must embrace Trump to unify US
(2) Democrats capture House, but fail to capture Senate: Democrats must embrace Trump to unify US
(3) Republican hold House & Senate: Democrats must declare Trump president-for-life
(1) Democrats capture House & Senate: Democrats must embrace Trump to unify US
(2) Democrats capture House, but fail to capture Senate: Democrats must embrace Trump to unify US
(3) Republican hold House & Senate: Democrats must declare Trump president-for-life
I think Sam may be an instrument of divine providence to give both sides a common enemy to unify around
October 30, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I think Sam may be an instrument of divine providence to give both sides a common enemy to unify around
Yeah the party should make more attempts to unify, but curiously refuses to do so.
November 1, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Yeah the party should make more attempts to unify, but curiously refuses to do so.
When progressives lose, we're told to unify. When establishment Dems lose, they show up with the Republican. Haley Stevens could've learned a thing or two from Francesca Hong. Progressives get thrown under the bus every cycle. Then the party wonders where the trust went.
Via Sam Robinson/X
“Republican Senate nominee Mike Rogers appearing with Democrat U.S. Rep. Haley Stevens at Perfecting Church in Detroit”
“Republican Senate nominee Mike Rogers appearing with Democrat U.S. Rep. Haley Stevens at Perfecting Church in Detroit”
November 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
When progressives lose, we're told to unify. When establishment Dems lose, they show up with the Republican. Haley Stevens could've learned a thing or two from Francesca Hong. Progressives get thrown under the bus every cycle. Then the party wonders where the trust went.
Yeah, Progressives sure showed Establishment Dems your ability to unify in 2024, huh? 😄
November 1, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Yeah, Progressives sure showed Establishment Dems your ability to unify in 2024, huh? 😄
Give her her due, Haley Stevens was finally able to unify Democrats
November 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Give her her due, Haley Stevens was finally able to unify Democrats
Next variation of this is going to be “Dems must do whatever Trump says in order to unify America”
October 31, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Next variation of this is going to be “Dems must do whatever Trump says in order to unify America”
he's had 12 wks to unify the party. That's a long time in politics.
October 31, 2026 at 8:08 PM
he's had 12 wks to unify the party. That's a long time in politics.
It was all a deep op to unify Democrats and rake in campaign cash. Haley Stevens is a double agent!
November 2, 2026 at 4:22 PM
It was all a deep op to unify Democrats and rake in campaign cash. Haley Stevens is a double agent!
Yes, this one person who every other Democrat has denounced is certainly typical of “establishment democrats.”
And no leftist who lost has ever responded to being “told to unify” by going “fuck you, establishment.” Ever.
You are unserious.
And no leftist who lost has ever responded to being “told to unify” by going “fuck you, establishment.” Ever.
You are unserious.
November 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Yes, this one person who every other Democrat has denounced is certainly typical of “establishment democrats.”
And no leftist who lost has ever responded to being “told to unify” by going “fuck you, establishment.” Ever.
You are unserious.
And no leftist who lost has ever responded to being “told to unify” by going “fuck you, establishment.” Ever.
You are unserious.
Seems Haley did unify Michigan Dems after all...
November 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Seems Haley did unify Michigan Dems after all...
For example, you don’t unify with your rapist after the rape is over!
November 1, 2026 at 11:07 AM
For example, you don’t unify with your rapist after the rape is over!
Haley Stevens's despicable act unified Dems today. That she pulled the stunt in a black church alongside Rogers will also unify People of Color in MI and elsewhere - what a transparent insult to them! I can't imagine ANY not voting Blue OR staying home.
Her staff quit, love to hear what they say ...
Her staff quit, love to hear what they say ...
November 1, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Haley Stevens's despicable act unified Dems today. That she pulled the stunt in a black church alongside Rogers will also unify People of Color in MI and elsewhere - what a transparent insult to them! I can't imagine ANY not voting Blue OR staying home.
Her staff quit, love to hear what they say ...
Her staff quit, love to hear what they say ...
Wow really working to unify the party here!
November 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Wow really working to unify the party here!
Haley Stevens did more to unify Democrats in Michigan as a Republican than as a Democrat in 2026.
November 2, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Haley Stevens did more to unify Democrats in Michigan as a Republican than as a Democrat in 2026.
Sour grapes sore loser who said she’d unify but holds such a deep,
racist grudge that she does this days before the election. 🗑️
racist grudge that she does this days before the election. 🗑️
October 31, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Sour grapes sore loser who said she’d unify but holds such a deep,
racist grudge that she does this days before the election. 🗑️
racist grudge that she does this days before the election. 🗑️
Great people skills you must have honed working to unify a party to stop fascism.
November 1, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Great people skills you must have honed working to unify a party to stop fascism.
As if the Democratic Party is ours to "unify" in the first place.
November 1, 2026 at 4:45 AM
As if the Democratic Party is ours to "unify" in the first place.
"Party unity" only ever applies to demanding leftists stop being leftist. Centrists don't believe in anything so there's nothing to "unify" around, therefore they cannot be accused of having an insufficient amount of it.
October 31, 2026 at 8:26 PM
"Party unity" only ever applies to demanding leftists stop being leftist. Centrists don't believe in anything so there's nothing to "unify" around, therefore they cannot be accused of having an insufficient amount of it.
Of course it took *being mad at a democrat* to unify the Democratic party in white hot vindictive anger, singing out in one unified voice - not anything a Republican does. 😂
November 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Of course it took *being mad at a democrat* to unify the Democratic party in white hot vindictive anger, singing out in one unified voice - not anything a Republican does. 😂
“We need an issue that will unify left and right.” *wishes on monkey’s paw*
October 30, 2026 at 7:31 PM
“We need an issue that will unify left and right.” *wishes on monkey’s paw*