CDC Recommends Eating A Nice Crisp Shiny Apple Instead Of Having Unprotected Sex theonion.com/cdc-rec...
July 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
CDC Recommends Eating A Nice Crisp Shiny Apple Instead Of Having Unprotected Sex theonion.com/cdc-rec...
He’s unhinged. And we are unprotected.
20 minutes apart. On top of being a fascist this is door knob IQ shit.
February 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
He’s unhinged. And we are unprotected.
CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex
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January 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex
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Unprotected Hand Holding. 🤝
January 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Unprotected Hand Holding. 🤝
![GIMLI: i never thought i’d die [having unprotected sex] with an elf
LEGOLAS: what about unprotected sex with a friend
GIMLI: aye i could do that](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rripmnmsyo2vb4c6hccja3my/bafkreicsuwtzg6ne6khvijrlyxtbk5wpdii2uy4dadywbgqzqrkt24axqq)
An unprotected monster
February 10, 2024 at 7:54 AM
An unprotected monster
Cities *know* that drivers will park in unprotected bike lanes. Ergo, when they leave them unprotected they are tacitly saying it’s okay to park in them. Below = unprotected stretches on Peter St, in Toronto
May 24, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Cities *know* that drivers will park in unprotected bike lanes. Ergo, when they leave them unprotected they are tacitly saying it’s okay to park in them. Below = unprotected stretches on Peter St, in Toronto
Palestinian children ‘unprotected’ as NGOs forced out of Gaza and West Bank https://aje.news/gk1gde
June 22, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Palestinian children ‘unprotected’ as NGOs forced out of Gaza and West Bank https://aje.news/gk1gde
just want to reiterate that speech does not become unprotected just because ICE dislikes it
August 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
just want to reiterate that speech does not become unprotected just because ICE dislikes it
@chrislockyear.msf.org speaking at #UnitedNations: While statements are made in this chamber, civilians remain unseen, unprotected, bombed, besieged, raped, displaced, deprived of food, of medical care, of dignity.
March 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
@chrislockyear.msf.org speaking at #UnitedNations: While statements are made in this chamber, civilians remain unseen, unprotected, bombed, besieged, raped, displaced, deprived of food, of medical care, of dignity.
Please don’t forget to have unprotected sex with multiple men today.
November 30, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Please don’t forget to have unprotected sex with multiple men today.
stochastic terrorism is when u fuck an elf unprotected and the more unprotected u are the more stochastic it is
October 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
stochastic terrorism is when u fuck an elf unprotected and the more unprotected u are the more stochastic it is
i need to fuck an elf unprotected
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳
September 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i need to fuck an elf unprotected
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳
It leaves our workers unprotected and our streets less safe. It's time for a change.
I'm proud to support the Delivery Protection Act to crack down on exploitative subcontracting and build an economy that works for everyone.
I'm proud to support the Delivery Protection Act to crack down on exploitative subcontracting and build an economy that works for everyone.
August 10, 2026 at 6:34 PM
It leaves our workers unprotected and our streets less safe. It's time for a change.
I'm proud to support the Delivery Protection Act to crack down on exploitative subcontracting and build an economy that works for everyone.
I'm proud to support the Delivery Protection Act to crack down on exploitative subcontracting and build an economy that works for everyone.
great excitement as new unprotected cat grass is spotted on the counter
May 11, 2026 at 10:20 AM
great excitement as new unprotected cat grass is spotted on the counter
✨️ unprotected elezen sex ✨️
January 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
✨️ unprotected elezen sex ✨️
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April 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Screw you, safety! I insist that everyone swim with sharks in open water, unprotected
September 27, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Screw you, safety! I insist that everyone swim with sharks in open water, unprotected
world really be like
July 12, 2026 at 7:31 PM
world really be like
Demure nudes. Wholesome flings. What's next, tasteful unprotected sex
September 24, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Demure nudes. Wholesome flings. What's next, tasteful unprotected sex
> I want to fuck Alexstrasza unprotected 🍖
February 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
> I want to fuck Alexstrasza unprotected 🍖
I WANNA FUCK AN ELF UNPROTECTED
December 2, 2024 at 1:17 AM
I WANNA FUCK AN ELF UNPROTECTED