…but without Instagram Reels, how will I find out whether 10,000 Harry Potters can defeat 1,000,000 Uruk-hai???
January 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
…but without Instagram Reels, how will I find out whether 10,000 Harry Potters can defeat 1,000,000 Uruk-hai???
Orctober 2026: Uruk-hai
My theme this year is "from different worlds".
My theme this year is "from different worlds".
October 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Orctober 2026: Uruk-hai
My theme this year is "from different worlds".
My theme this year is "from different worlds".
they're showing tom bombadil bulge on the jumbotron at the uruk hai convention
September 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
they're showing tom bombadil bulge on the jumbotron at the uruk hai convention
Saruman creating the Uruk-Hai to staff DHS.
April 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Saruman creating the Uruk-Hai to staff DHS.
Cartoon: Uruk-hai Sailor! Another old sketchbook idea :)
May 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Cartoon: Uruk-hai Sailor! Another old sketchbook idea :)
Cachorro membro do uruk hai
December 13, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Cachorro membro do uruk hai
Blick von Isengard auf den Exerzierplatz der Uruk Hai.
Stadtbegrünung Berlin Style, wir freuen uns auf die nächste Hitzewelle
March 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Blick von Isengard auf den Exerzierplatz der Uruk Hai.
Uruk-hai voice: Looks like Ameromaidan’s back on the menu—
October 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Uruk-hai voice: Looks like Ameromaidan’s back on the menu—
"Mi guerrero Uruk-Hai, dime... ¿Quién es tu señor?"
"SARUMAAAAAAAAAN".
"SARUMAAAAAAAAAN".
Fierce Uruk-hai Warrior with War Paint
ALT: Fierce Uruk-hai Warrior with War Paint
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October 8, 2026 at 6:55 AM
"Mi guerrero Uruk-Hai, dime... ¿Quién es tu señor?"
"SARUMAAAAAAAAAN".
"SARUMAAAAAAAAAN".
Um cachorro pronto pra liderar um exército de Uruk-hai
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Um cachorro pronto pra liderar um exército de Uruk-hai
Re; Zohran Mamdani
June 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Re; Zohran Mamdani
Women want men to be Aragorn, not Uruk Hai, but y'all men still listening to the Saruman podcasts for dating advice.
August 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Women want men to be Aragorn, not Uruk Hai, but y'all men still listening to the Saruman podcasts for dating advice.
This is how I picture Uruk hai yaoi
May 12, 2026 at 12:07 PM
This is how I picture Uruk hai yaoi
I'm fairly certain richard hanania was spawned into this world as a fully formed, weirdly wet adult. Kinda like an uruk-hai
April 27, 2026 at 8:25 AM
I'm fairly certain richard hanania was spawned into this world as a fully formed, weirdly wet adult. Kinda like an uruk-hai
- The Uruk Hai of Isengard MUST show the White Hand of Saruman
January 27, 2026 at 3:34 PM
- The Uruk Hai of Isengard MUST show the White Hand of Saruman
it’s always some guy who looks exactly the fuck like this. an uruk hai dug out of the moronic inferno
This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
January 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
it’s always some guy who looks exactly the fuck like this. an uruk hai dug out of the moronic inferno
When you want to join the Uruk-hai but are worried about getting sun in your eyes.
June 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
When you want to join the Uruk-hai but are worried about getting sun in your eyes.
A Deputy White House Chief of Staff has mistaken people coming to America hoping for a better life by way of doing agricultural labor and giving manicures and whatnot as Saruman’s marauding Uruk-Hai.
March 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
A Deputy White House Chief of Staff has mistaken people coming to America hoping for a better life by way of doing agricultural labor and giving manicures and whatnot as Saruman’s marauding Uruk-Hai.
this also raises the frankly wonderful prospect of some Uruk Hai running a nice little boulangerie deep in the bowels of Isengard
much is made of "meat's back on the menu boys" but personally I'm quite compelled by the Uruk Hai complaining about days-old bread, man's been alive for at most two weeks, was grown from some revolting fleshy underground alien womb and already he yearns for a warm baguette
January 28, 2026 at 10:28 PM
this also raises the frankly wonderful prospect of some Uruk Hai running a nice little boulangerie deep in the bowels of Isengard