#uruk-hai
Yes he does: the white blonde Uruk-hai from the Fox News birthing pits. Why learn her name, can you tell any of them apart? 🤣
October 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
It’s not if you read the asshole’s bio.
October 9, 2026 at 10:45 PM
#ICE is an evil organization. They follow one master. Trump. The relationship between master and servant is akin to the fictional relationship between the Uruk-Hai and Saruman. Bloodthirsty.
Uruk-hai from Lord of the Rings: Manflesh!
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October 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
The Great Tolkien Reread meets "The Uruk-Hai", our first close-up view of Orcs (and our first Merry and Pippin POV chapter). This is an opportunity to talk about how Tolkien humanizes his most problematic invention, and where he stops short. wrongquestions.blogspot.com/2026/10/the-...
The Great Tolkien Reread: The Uruk-Hai
"Merry and Pippin Captured by Orcs" by Inger Edelfeldt Neither Pippin nor Merry remembered much of the later part of the journey. Evil dream...
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October 9, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Geffray travaillant toute la nuit dans la montagne pour fabriquer 3000 profs.
Lord of the Rings: Uruk-Hai Birth
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October 9, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Well yeah what the fuck else are you supposed to take away from the greatest imperial boomerang to the face? Do you think like the preparators of said act decided to do 9/11 specifically on American soil for no reason and spawned from tar pits like the Uruk-hai from lord of the rings?
Imagine if I, as a politician, made a statement on 9/11 in which 70% of my statement was describing how American hegemony and the suffering in the middle east was the important takeaway from that event.

That's what Mamdani did in his statement recognizing October 7th.
October 9, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Uruk-hai voice: Looks like Ameromaidan’s back on the menu—
October 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I hate those bloody Uruk-hai with 3D printers.
October 8, 2026 at 9:28 PM
J'ai bien une idée
Lord of the Rings: Uruk-Hai Birth
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October 8, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Fierce Uruk-hai Warrior with War Paint
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October 8, 2026 at 3:24 PM
What i see whenever someone collaborates with the House of Saud
October 8, 2026 at 2:46 PM
FUCK YEAH!

The Uruk-hai were always my favorite of the Lord of the Rings film creatures. They have such an intimidating and iconic design, while also being really cool. Love their helmets and unique armor. You captured this big brute so beautifully, love the roaring pose
October 8, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Orctober 2026: Uruk-hai
My theme this year is "from different worlds".
October 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
"Mi guerrero Uruk-Hai, dime... ¿Quién es tu señor?"
"SARUMAAAAAAAAAN".
Fierce Uruk-hai Warrior with War Paint
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October 8, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Even Uruk hai would be ashamed
October 8, 2026 at 5:15 AM
How I arrived on Blue Sky.
Lord of the Rings: Uruk-Hai Birth
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October 7, 2026 at 1:40 PM
She uruk on my hai till I....

...I had nothing witty else to say...
October 7, 2026 at 1:34 PM
How I arrived on Bluesky
October 7, 2026 at 6:03 AM
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October 7, 2026 at 5:42 AM
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October 7, 2026 at 5:02 AM
The Great Tolkien Reread meets "The Uruk-Hai", our first close-up view of Orcs (and our first Merry and Pippin POV chapter). This is an opportunity to talk about how Tolkien humanizes his most problematic invention, and where he stops short. wrongquestions.blogspot.com/2026/10/the-...
The Great Tolkien Reread: The Uruk-Hai
"Merry and Pippin Captured by Orcs" by Inger Edelfeldt Neither Pippin nor Merry remembered much of the later part of the journey. Evil dream...
wrongquestions.blogspot.com
October 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
in middle earth smoking that shit that makes your uruk-hai
October 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Honestly that's what appeals to me most about Tolkien. All that stuff about dragons and uruk-hai and Morgoth andTúrin Turambar and what have you is fine in its place, but give me the stuff where he's trying to be Chesterton.
I do think a lot of readers don’t notice that Tolkien missed his calling as a satirist of contemporary British suburban and semi-rural society in almost every single non-scouring scene set in the Shire proper.
October 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
The Great Tolkien Reread meets "The Uruk-Hai", our first close-up view of Orcs (and our first Merry and Pippin POV chapter). This is an opportunity to talk about how Tolkien humanizes his most problematic invention, and where he stops short. wrongquestions.blogspot.com/2026/10/the-...
The Great Tolkien Reread: The Uruk-Hai
"Merry and Pippin Captured by Orcs" by Inger Edelfeldt Neither Pippin nor Merry remembered much of the later part of the journey. Evil dream...
wrongquestions.blogspot.com
October 7, 2026 at 12:00 AM