Professor X: What’s your power?
Me: I can remove the microplastics from my brain and shape them into any item I choose
*I collapse to the floor writhing, there’s a loud crack and a rubber duck pops out of my skull*
Prof X: That’s interesting but not especially usef- oh god, he’s dead
Me: I can remove the microplastics from my brain and shape them into any item I choose
*I collapse to the floor writhing, there’s a loud crack and a rubber duck pops out of my skull*
Prof X: That’s interesting but not especially usef- oh god, he’s dead
February 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Professor X: What’s your power?
Me: I can remove the microplastics from my brain and shape them into any item I choose
*I collapse to the floor writhing, there’s a loud crack and a rubber duck pops out of my skull*
Prof X: That’s interesting but not especially usef- oh god, he’s dead
Me: I can remove the microplastics from my brain and shape them into any item I choose
*I collapse to the floor writhing, there’s a loud crack and a rubber duck pops out of my skull*
Prof X: That’s interesting but not especially usef- oh god, he’s dead
You know, I was going to feel bad for the folks at the St. Paul church where there were anti-ICE protests, but then its founding pastor reminded me that empathy is a sin.
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January 22, 2026 at 3:17 PM
"Was doomed to fail"
The app that is currently being usef by a huge amount of people with a growing membership? Already failed? Past tense?
The app that is currently being usef by a huge amount of people with a growing membership? Already failed? Past tense?
June 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"Was doomed to fail"
The app that is currently being usef by a huge amount of people with a growing membership? Already failed? Past tense?
The app that is currently being usef by a huge amount of people with a growing membership? Already failed? Past tense?
Useful to the point of being revolutionary: introducing Wolfram Notebook Assistant!
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writings.stephenwolfram.com/2024/12/usef...
December 9, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Useful to the point of being revolutionary: introducing Wolfram Notebook Assistant!
writings.stephenwolfram.com/2024/12/usef...
writings.stephenwolfram.com/2024/12/usef...
not that anyone needs more evidence of keith being one of the best around but he keeps offering it bsky.app/profile/usef...
I saw Eric Church this weekend but I had other things on my mind.
I Watched Eric Church Perform in St. Paul While ICE Thugs Were Kidnapping My Neighbors - Racket
The Nashville outsider rocked for a fiery 2 1/2 hours, but there are some lines even he won't cross.
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February 10, 2026 at 3:37 PM
not that anyone needs more evidence of keith being one of the best around but he keeps offering it bsky.app/profile/usef...
Same shit happened on X. People got banned because of "inauthentic behavior". They usef free speech to fight rightists.
September 24, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Same shit happened on X. People got banned because of "inauthentic behavior". They usef free speech to fight rightists.
I always suspected I might become a communist before I died but I never guessed I'd become an anarchist
March 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Harjavalta nickel refinery in Finland 🇫🇮 produces nickel usef in Russian 🇷🇺 ballistic and cruise missiles killing Ukrainians. I wish president Stubb would do something about it.
July 28, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Harjavalta nickel refinery in Finland 🇫🇮 produces nickel usef in Russian 🇷🇺 ballistic and cruise missiles killing Ukrainians. I wish president Stubb would do something about it.
I never really enjoyed kissing when i did so with my ex, but if a friend made me kiss their usef diapers uh >///<
March 28, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I never really enjoyed kissing when i did so with my ex, but if a friend made me kiss their usef diapers uh >///<
you think this was a fucking joke www.hexenshow.com/page-of-usef...
May 22, 2025 at 7:31 AM
you think this was a fucking joke www.hexenshow.com/page-of-usef...
it is incredibly funny how i just live here now, this is my road i live on, there are fewer people in the entire state than in the city i usef to live in, it is illegal to die in vermont, everyone i meet is at least 500 years old, a frog handed me a key and now i have to find out what i must open,
September 8, 2023 at 10:29 PM
it is incredibly funny how i just live here now, this is my road i live on, there are fewer people in the entire state than in the city i usef to live in, it is illegal to die in vermont, everyone i meet is at least 500 years old, a frog handed me a key and now i have to find out what i must open,
My new speedo is here 😁
January 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
My new speedo is here 😁
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May 18, 2026 at 6:47 AM
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"We like that you're willing to keep quiet while potential political supporters insult your wife and children. It speaks to a certain lack of scruples that we find usef... appealing in an interlocutor."
March 24, 2026 at 10:38 PM
"We like that you're willing to keep quiet while potential political supporters insult your wife and children. It speaks to a certain lack of scruples that we find usef... appealing in an interlocutor."
I wish Drake wouldn't release an album today
*finger on monkey's paw closes*
*finger on monkey's paw closes*
May 15, 2026 at 8:01 AM
What a breath of fresh air Daisy (LibDems) and Zac (Greens) are. Clearly supported by the audience and their boo’s towards Zia Usef (Reform). I feel better about UK politics.
#bbcqt
#bbcqt
December 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
What a breath of fresh air Daisy (LibDems) and Zac (Greens) are. Clearly supported by the audience and their boo’s towards Zia Usef (Reform). I feel better about UK politics.
#bbcqt
#bbcqt
Still getting usef to seeing the butterfly notifs popping up on my phone 🙈
October 18, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Still getting usef to seeing the butterfly notifs popping up on my phone 🙈
Won't lie, I thought your first post of the day would be about this bsky.app/profile/usef...
this is like one of those "how many things can you find wrong with this picture" games
January 14, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Won't lie, I thought your first post of the day would be about this bsky.app/profile/usef...
bsky.app/profile/usef... I mean.....
respectable parties have tried to make "ICE Out" the slogan of the MN resistance but "Fuck ICE" is just unstoppable
February 27, 2026 at 4:33 PM
bsky.app/profile/usef... I mean.....
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Estrogen, is in fact, 17β-Estradiol, or as I've recently taken to calling it, 17β plus Estradiol. Estrogen is not a steroid hormone unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning endocrine system made usef
November 9, 2024 at 4:09 PM
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Estrogen, is in fact, 17β-Estradiol, or as I've recently taken to calling it, 17β plus Estradiol. Estrogen is not a steroid hormone unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning endocrine system made usef
Never trust "common sense"! No, really! It usef to be common sense, that women could not work outside the home, that people of colour could only do unskilled work and so on. Common sense is not God given hard facts, they are ofte just tools of oppression!
February 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Never trust "common sense"! No, really! It usef to be common sense, that women could not work outside the home, that people of colour could only do unskilled work and so on. Common sense is not God given hard facts, they are ofte just tools of oppression!