#uspis
PD / USPIS is looking for PA MXD-5185
December 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
USPIS doesn't play.
October 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Don't fuck with USPIS
TIL that before Gov. Abigail Spanberger joined the CIA, she was a Postal Inspector, which I suspect is actually where her impeccable energy comes from.

Postal Inspectors are apex predators.
Putting this up in mine and my friend’s houses like it’s Mao
February 17, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Emphasizing again that there is no verified evidence that Proud Boys or J6ers or anyone who is not a federal law enforcement officer is taking part in these operations.

ICE has been pulling thousands of people from CBP, FBI, DEA, ATF, IRS, USPIS, and more. That explains much of the mishmash.
always check the footwear. These guys are probably not even #ICE.

#ProudBoys have been going out cosplaying as ICE agents and flat out kidnapping brown people simply because they’re brown.

If one of these assholes comes at you wearing sneakers, assume they are fake & destroy them any way you can.
May 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Lol USPIS maaaaaaaaaad

Try to take money from the USPS and they'll get ya. USPIS comin', Becka Thompson.
Reported her to USPIS just to feel something
January 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
it’s the USPIS

they do not fuck around
October 15, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Oh fuck, you do NOT piss off USPIS.
December 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Honestly, yes. The IRS should get their own special enforcement department like the post office has. No one fucks with the USPIS, and the IRS could use that rep.
August 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Reported her to USPIS just to feel something
January 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Can't speak to how they are under Trumpism, but they were previously known for being competent, yes. Not quite USPIS level but thorough

bsky.app/profile/w0hq...
April 12, 2026 at 3:36 PM
USPIS socialism 💅
Spanberger’s win and Zohran’s likely win means only one thing for the future: the people clamor for CIA Socialist 2028
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Don't fuck with USPIS
August 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Keep in mind that the 665 arrests a day that ICE averaged in the first 100 days came AFTER they already deputized thousands of other federal LEOs to carry out immigration arrests, including FBI, DEA, ATF, IRS, USPIS, and more.

There's no possible way this happens. But the chaos will get worse.
May 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The only service more scary than USPIS is the game commission. At least USPIS will let you keep your shoes.
December 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
uspis should be the most powerful police force in the country
"Dems want to fund the police. Specifically, the money police."

and while we're at it, fund a couple of Hollywood copaganda films about IRS fraud investigators being heroic (maybe a Everything Everywhere All at Once spinoff about the IRS auditor going up against fat cats?)
March 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Hand DHS’s budget to the USPIS with a mandate to address all forms of fraud and scams.
January 22, 2026 at 3:12 AM
the most terrifying windbreaker remains the USPIS windbreaker.
www.tiktok.com/@britnic13/v...

and the thing about tactical crab homogenization is that you lose whatever flair and identity an agency has. the windbreaker, even if it doesn't say "FBI" on the jacket, screams "FBI." its something the agents can feel proud of.
February 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
ACAB does not include USPIS
September 25, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Handwritten death threats for all of us, including the reporter!

Still sad I never opened mine before sending to USPIS 😔

bsky.app/profile/ebon...
I distinctly remember them saying that the two lovely ladies would lose because the judge was conservative.

Boy did they lose their shit when reality hit.

Oh yeah, the news outlet who reported the situation was harassed too.

Good times, don't miss em
September 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The USPIS has a 98% conviction rate and are authorized to carry firearms. Do not mess with them.
October 15, 2024 at 1:31 AM
The U.S. Postal Police are reportedly conducting immigration raids alongside ICE.

We asked USPIS for communications, directives, and training materials regarding immigration enforcement responsibilities.
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
June 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
How am I just learning that these agents, at least one of whom actually wet himself, are called USPIS agents

US PISS AGENTS
November 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Project 2029 should transfer the entire DHS budget to the SEC, IRS, OFAC, and hell, just for the fun of it, USPIS
June 10, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I hope whomever did this has a very pleasant teeth kicked in by the USPIS.
October 25, 2024 at 10:42 PM
If the Treasury or USPIS pop up at your door, yeah, you're goin' down.
May 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM