SO THAT'S IT, JUST GOOD LUCK
USSD: ...I don't recall saying good luck.
USSD: ...I don't recall saying good luck.
NEWS: Americans were told to evacuate the Middle East — but the State Dept is not helping them do it.
We called the State hotline. First thing you hear is an automated message: "Do not rely on the U.S. government for assisted departure or evacuation."
We called the State hotline. First thing you hear is an automated message: "Do not rely on the U.S. government for assisted departure or evacuation."
Americans Stranded in the Middle East Aren’t Getting Help from the State Department
“Please do not rely on the U.S. government for assisted departure or evacuation,” a State department hotline said when NOTUS called Tuesday afternoon.
www.notus.org
March 3, 2026 at 9:49 PM
SO THAT'S IT, JUST GOOD LUCK
USSD: ...I don't recall saying good luck.
USSD: ...I don't recall saying good luck.
2y yield plunging, down 18 bps, BBG USSD index down 45 bps, stonks up 80 bps.
FWIW I think this is a policy error (though maybe not a drastic one).
FWIW I think this is a policy error (though maybe not a drastic one).
August 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
2y yield plunging, down 18 bps, BBG USSD index down 45 bps, stonks up 80 bps.
FWIW I think this is a policy error (though maybe not a drastic one).
FWIW I think this is a policy error (though maybe not a drastic one).
from USSD: U.S. urges citizens to depart Lebanon immediately.
April 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
from USSD: U.S. urges citizens to depart Lebanon immediately.
cuz she wouldn't draw a line in the sand for sending weapons ussd to genocide children? yep!
December 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
cuz she wouldn't draw a line in the sand for sending weapons ussd to genocide children? yep!
ussd mt big toy nd now i feel like i got ravaged lol
June 6, 2026 at 4:29 AM
ussd mt big toy nd now i feel like i got ravaged lol
Там треба десять вікон ussd пройти щоб це гавно вимкнути
January 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Там треба десять вікон ussd пройти щоб це гавно вимкнути
Missing the elephant in the room, I fear, 🇮🇱... USSD giving 20k bombs behind w/o the consent of Congress confirms that The People and their house no longer determine what is in their interests. Corpo dems are compromised, too.
March 8, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Missing the elephant in the room, I fear, 🇮🇱... USSD giving 20k bombs behind w/o the consent of Congress confirms that The People and their house no longer determine what is in their interests. Corpo dems are compromised, too.
The USSD does realise they alone don't decide what defines universal human rights and the violations thereof, right?
"Countries with state subsidies for abortion, transgender-friendly policies for children, hate speech laws and affirmative action policies will now be considered to be violating human rights under rules imposed at the [US] State Department..."
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
Abortion And DEI Policies Now Considered Violations Of Human Rights, U.S. Says
The Trump administration has overhauled how the State Department conducts its annual Human Rights Report.
www.forbes.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The USSD does realise they alone don't decide what defines universal human rights and the violations thereof, right?
I accidentally ussd a shitload of moisturiser on my legs yesterday before I realised and swapped to sun lotion
Joke's on you past me, my legs feel fucking great rn
Joke's on you past me, my legs feel fucking great rn
July 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I accidentally ussd a shitload of moisturiser on my legs yesterday before I realised and swapped to sun lotion
Joke's on you past me, my legs feel fucking great rn
Joke's on you past me, my legs feel fucking great rn
🧵 My issue with treason isn't definition related. By any reasonable interpretation, yes, the Alberta separatists that spoke to the USSD are committing definitional treason.
My concern here is the weaponization of treason, both as a charge and as an accusation.
My concern here is the weaponization of treason, both as a charge and as an accusation.
@ianagp.bsky.social the word isn't being thrown around, what those people did fit 100% of the Cambridge English Dictionary definition of Treason.
Plus, the official Canadian definition of treason.
Words have to be used when they fit. It's not hyperbole if what they're doing is treason.
Plus, the official Canadian definition of treason.
Words have to be used when they fit. It's not hyperbole if what they're doing is treason.
January 30, 2026 at 3:03 PM
🧵 My issue with treason isn't definition related. By any reasonable interpretation, yes, the Alberta separatists that spoke to the USSD are committing definitional treason.
My concern here is the weaponization of treason, both as a charge and as an accusation.
My concern here is the weaponization of treason, both as a charge and as an accusation.
icon sketch commissions!
$40 (ussd)
$40 (ussd)
November 27, 2023 at 1:26 PM
icon sketch commissions!
$40 (ussd)
$40 (ussd)
Took the new baby out for a ride! Super fun! Learned that normal road tires have a lot less traction then the race rubber I'm used to lol. Having the rear end sliding at full throttle blasting through turns was a bit unsettling at first but quickly got ussd to it😹
April 28, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Took the new baby out for a ride! Super fun! Learned that normal road tires have a lot less traction then the race rubber I'm used to lol. Having the rear end sliding at full throttle blasting through turns was a bit unsettling at first but quickly got ussd to it😹
Moomb vry proud ov me cuz Ihm ussd to be so skared ov strayngr voises dat Ihm woud tern rownd & run bak insyde - YOOK AT ME NAUW - Ihm CHOOZING to rahlax rytte nekst to nayburr’s yord
Ihm eben kawnduct an vizshual study ov ‘Buddy’ myn nayburr dawg -IHM DIDFUNT RUN UWAY !
LURV myn nayburs❣️❣️
💙🩵🐾
Ihm eben kawnduct an vizshual study ov ‘Buddy’ myn nayburr dawg -IHM DIDFUNT RUN UWAY !
LURV myn nayburs❣️❣️
💙🩵🐾
August 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Moomb vry proud ov me cuz Ihm ussd to be so skared ov strayngr voises dat Ihm woud tern rownd & run bak insyde - YOOK AT ME NAUW - Ihm CHOOZING to rahlax rytte nekst to nayburr’s yord
Ihm eben kawnduct an vizshual study ov ‘Buddy’ myn nayburr dawg -IHM DIDFUNT RUN UWAY !
LURV myn nayburs❣️❣️
💙🩵🐾
Ihm eben kawnduct an vizshual study ov ‘Buddy’ myn nayburr dawg -IHM DIDFUNT RUN UWAY !
LURV myn nayburs❣️❣️
💙🩵🐾
cuando noto en los correos que las personas usan versiones tan desactualizadas de RoCla USSD, sabiendo todas las mejoras que después llegaron y correcciones de errores, solo me pregunto cómo pueden usar esas versiones XD 😰
September 27, 2026 at 1:18 PM
cuando noto en los correos que las personas usan versiones tan desactualizadas de RoCla USSD, sabiendo todas las mejoras que después llegaron y correcciones de errores, solo me pregunto cómo pueden usar esas versiones XD 😰
The wrong country that Americans are told not to visit, ever, with a level 4 travel advisory from the last administration, when travel advisories hadn't yet become a propaganda tool*. And why?
Because you stand a good chance of dying.
*Seriously, USSD travel advisory against German and Spain?
Because you stand a good chance of dying.
*Seriously, USSD travel advisory against German and Spain?
May 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM
The wrong country that Americans are told not to visit, ever, with a level 4 travel advisory from the last administration, when travel advisories hadn't yet become a propaganda tool*. And why?
Because you stand a good chance of dying.
*Seriously, USSD travel advisory against German and Spain?
Because you stand a good chance of dying.
*Seriously, USSD travel advisory against German and Spain?
To our Idiots running the State Department:
A normal USSD would’ve urged and warned, even.ordered Americans out of the region in advance. Now we have our people stuck. They CANNOT LEAVE, there isn’t an exit option.
Fuck You to the entire Trump Administration!!!
A normal USSD would’ve urged and warned, even.ordered Americans out of the region in advance. Now we have our people stuck. They CANNOT LEAVE, there isn’t an exit option.
Fuck You to the entire Trump Administration!!!
March 3, 2026 at 11:38 AM
To our Idiots running the State Department:
A normal USSD would’ve urged and warned, even.ordered Americans out of the region in advance. Now we have our people stuck. They CANNOT LEAVE, there isn’t an exit option.
Fuck You to the entire Trump Administration!!!
A normal USSD would’ve urged and warned, even.ordered Americans out of the region in advance. Now we have our people stuck. They CANNOT LEAVE, there isn’t an exit option.
Fuck You to the entire Trump Administration!!!
DUESENJAEGER - Midnight Crisis
YouTube video by duesenjaeger
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
📦 tarwege/sms-whatsapp 2.0.0
A PHP package to interact with Tarwege SMS, WhatsApp, and USSD endpoints.
🔗 https://github.com/Anwar-alhitar/tarwege-sms-whatsapp
A PHP package to interact with Tarwege SMS, WhatsApp, and USSD endpoints.
🔗 https://github.com/Anwar-alhitar/tarwege-sms-whatsapp
September 22, 2026 at 11:18 PM
📦 tarwege/sms-whatsapp 2.0.0
A PHP package to interact with Tarwege SMS, WhatsApp, and USSD endpoints.
🔗 https://github.com/Anwar-alhitar/tarwege-sms-whatsapp
A PHP package to interact with Tarwege SMS, WhatsApp, and USSD endpoints.
🔗 https://github.com/Anwar-alhitar/tarwege-sms-whatsapp
I ussd to know most of the cops in my hometown on a first name basis. They caught me with weed at like 15, and would use any excuse to pull me over and check my car from then on. The real crime tho. Is the cops would steal our drugs, then sell them back to us at a markup 😭
the theme is this week’s TT is crimes
this is a joke and 100% NOT encouraging you to commit crimes and post your mugshots
that would be terrible
this is a joke and 100% NOT encouraging you to commit crimes and post your mugshots
that would be terrible
Brb, doing a crime
February 27, 2024 at 3:11 PM
I ussd to know most of the cops in my hometown on a first name basis. They caught me with weed at like 15, and would use any excuse to pull me over and check my car from then on. The real crime tho. Is the cops would steal our drugs, then sell them back to us at a markup 😭
We will be known as USSD, United States of Sexual Deviants. I want 2016 back, Hillary Clinton's victory to be acknowledged. I hate the fact that misogyny rules, voters will use their precious vote on any unfit male rather than vote for an intelligent, experienced woman. This fix we're in? We did it!
The adjudicated rapist tried to make the statutory rapist the head of the department of justice.
December 23, 2024 at 4:27 PM
We will be known as USSD, United States of Sexual Deviants. I want 2016 back, Hillary Clinton's victory to be acknowledged. I hate the fact that misogyny rules, voters will use their precious vote on any unfit male rather than vote for an intelligent, experienced woman. This fix we're in? We did it!
CVE-2025-70614 - OpenCode Systems OC Messaging USSD Gateway SSRF
CVE ID : CVE-2025-70614
Published : March 5, 2026, 9:16 p.m. | 30 minutes ago
Description : OpenCode Systems OC Messaging / USSD Gateway OC Release 6.32.2 contains a broken access control vulnerability in t...
CVE ID : CVE-2025-70614
Published : March 5, 2026, 9:16 p.m. | 30 minutes ago
Description : OpenCode Systems OC Messaging / USSD Gateway OC Release 6.32.2 contains a broken access control vulnerability in t...
CVE-2025-70614 - OpenCode Systems OC Messaging USSD Gateway SSRF
OpenCode Systems OC Messaging / USSD Gateway OC Release 6.32.2 contains a broken access control vulnerability in the web-based control panel allowing authenticated low-privileged attackers to gain to access to arbitrary SMS messages via a crafted company or tenant identifier parameter.
cvefeed.io
March 5, 2026 at 9:50 PM
CVE-2025-70614 - OpenCode Systems OC Messaging USSD Gateway SSRF
CVE ID : CVE-2025-70614
Published : March 5, 2026, 9:16 p.m. | 30 minutes ago
Description : OpenCode Systems OC Messaging / USSD Gateway OC Release 6.32.2 contains a broken access control vulnerability in t...
CVE ID : CVE-2025-70614
Published : March 5, 2026, 9:16 p.m. | 30 minutes ago
Description : OpenCode Systems OC Messaging / USSD Gateway OC Release 6.32.2 contains a broken access control vulnerability in t...
When you go to Caserta, Italy for the best #pizza in the World, don’t miss the Caserta Palace and the grand staircase ussd when filming Star Wars.
February 14, 2024 at 12:46 AM
When you go to Caserta, Italy for the best #pizza in the World, don’t miss the Caserta Palace and the grand staircase ussd when filming Star Wars.
incluso, si alguien te toma 10 CUP de saldo, o si mandan un SMS con tu teléfono, y borran el mensaje que justifica el gasto, RoCla USSD podrá saberlo y te lo avisará 😂 (tendrán que desinstalarla o borrarte todo el historial para que no te enteres) y eso ya es una evidencia irrefutable 😬
September 25, 2026 at 1:46 PM
incluso, si alguien te toma 10 CUP de saldo, o si mandan un SMS con tu teléfono, y borran el mensaje que justifica el gasto, RoCla USSD podrá saberlo y te lo avisará 😂 (tendrán que desinstalarla o borrarte todo el historial para que no te enteres) y eso ya es una evidencia irrefutable 😬
The truth is Hispanics rightfully dislike illegal immigration as much as any one and are hurt by it more than most. This issue needs to be ussd to continuously beat democrats and never Trumpers over the head with.
April 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The truth is Hispanics rightfully dislike illegal immigration as much as any one and are hurt by it more than most. This issue needs to be ussd to continuously beat democrats and never Trumpers over the head with.