I just broke utilitarianism
April 12, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I just broke utilitarianism
Utilitarianism is the objectively most funny ethical theory
June 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Utilitarianism is the objectively most funny ethical theory
utilitarianism was a grave mistake
June 13, 2026 at 10:05 AM
utilitarianism was a grave mistake
actually virtue ethics is superior to utilitarianism because virtue ethics maximizes utility
September 10, 2026 at 3:06 AM
actually virtue ethics is superior to utilitarianism because virtue ethics maximizes utility
Utilitarianism and Its Enemies
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Utilitarianism and Its Enemies
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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May 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Utilitarianism and Its Enemies
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This is what happens to your brain on utilitarianism.
NYT made an astounding discovery: the rich have money, the poor don't.
October 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This is what happens to your brain on utilitarianism.
i'm not a utilitarian because utilitarianism doesn't maximize utility
June 21, 2026 at 9:43 PM
i'm not a utilitarian because utilitarianism doesn't maximize utility
no system of utilitarianism ever devised is immune to the persuasive power of One Quadrillion Hypothetical Eternally Orgasmic Krill
May 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
no system of utilitarianism ever devised is immune to the persuasive power of One Quadrillion Hypothetical Eternally Orgasmic Krill
this is why we need utilitarianism btw
April 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
this is why we need utilitarianism btw
I'm a virtue ethicist because I don't trust any of you bastards with utilitarianism
I've been almost completely polarized into being a virtue ethics guy and I am very mad about it
February 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I'm a virtue ethicist because I don't trust any of you bastards with utilitarianism
This post by @lastpositivist.bsky.social remains the single best take on effective altruism
September 17, 2026 at 3:54 PM
This post by @lastpositivist.bsky.social remains the single best take on effective altruism
pee after sex or you'll get a utilitarianism
June 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
pee after sex or you'll get a utilitarianism
What’s the opposite of utilitarianism? I think MAGA found it.
May 9, 2026 at 12:09 PM
What’s the opposite of utilitarianism? I think MAGA found it.
mr beast makes me question utilitarianism
Yo hey it’s your boy mr beast and we’re here with fifteen uninsured cancer patients who will be competing in the WORLDS MOST HIGH STAKES DANCE COMPETITION
December 19, 2024 at 6:36 PM
mr beast makes me question utilitarianism
Easy mode: Negative utilitarianism for cockroaches
Hard mode: Classical utilitarianism for cockroaches
Insane mode: Preference utilitarianism for cockroaches
Hard mode: Classical utilitarianism for cockroaches
Insane mode: Preference utilitarianism for cockroaches
I would like to reduce cockroach suffering to zero forever
July 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Easy mode: Negative utilitarianism for cockroaches
Hard mode: Classical utilitarianism for cockroaches
Insane mode: Preference utilitarianism for cockroaches
Hard mode: Classical utilitarianism for cockroaches
Insane mode: Preference utilitarianism for cockroaches
yes utilitarianism is a stupid ideology
September 26, 2026 at 6:44 PM
yes utilitarianism is a stupid ideology
I think Chidi would congratulate this person on their commitment to utilitarianism.
January 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I think Chidi would congratulate this person on their commitment to utilitarianism.
DISMAYED to find this piece of trivia one day AFTER my lecture on Bentham and Utilitarianism
Scrolling through my 5,000 photos on my phone, trying to organise them into albums, and stumbled on this important piece of journalism from 2022 🤣🤣🤣
![It's all downhill for philosophy!
HISTORIAN Greg Jenner had a useful suggestion for utilitarian
philosopher Jeremy Bentham's preserved body. "I asked [its curator] whether it'd allow for maximum happiness if we could put Bentham in a bobsleigh and push him down the hill at the Winter Olympics," Jenner tells us, as Bentham argued for maximising happiness for the most people. But Jenner, host of the You're Dead to Me podcast, says his suggestion was met by
"disappointment and genuine alarm".
Happiness minimised.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:knlwbyvg36keh64h6awokbqx/bafkreieb4ejxbjcnu72il754xrnw4w66tsnbcifjptfg447jyvh7pkttde)
October 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
DISMAYED to find this piece of trivia one day AFTER my lecture on Bentham and Utilitarianism
Since there’s current discourse about Problems with Nightmare Versions of Utilitarianism, allow me to recommend one of my favorite movies of this century, and the best movie that’s a critique of utilitarianism: Hot Fuzz.
When people ask me for a movie about philosophy, this is always the one I recommend. It’s also a full throated argument against utilitarianism, and what I love about it it shows what’s appealing about utilitarianism for the first half.
September 19, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Since there’s current discourse about Problems with Nightmare Versions of Utilitarianism, allow me to recommend one of my favorite movies of this century, and the best movie that’s a critique of utilitarianism: Hot Fuzz.
they forgot the singlemost important tenant of effective utilitarianism
July 2, 2025 at 6:07 AM
they forgot the singlemost important tenant of effective utilitarianism
On today's episode of random cars spotted while wandering around TO.
A Honda Acty, a K-car micro truck.
Truly unpretentious utilitarianism that stands in stark contract to the North American Wankpanzer biggafication of "utility" vehicles.
#kcar #pickuptruck #carspotting #wankpanzer #microcar
A Honda Acty, a K-car micro truck.
Truly unpretentious utilitarianism that stands in stark contract to the North American Wankpanzer biggafication of "utility" vehicles.
#kcar #pickuptruck #carspotting #wankpanzer #microcar
May 17, 2026 at 3:21 PM
On today's episode of random cars spotted while wandering around TO.
A Honda Acty, a K-car micro truck.
Truly unpretentious utilitarianism that stands in stark contract to the North American Wankpanzer biggafication of "utility" vehicles.
#kcar #pickuptruck #carspotting #wankpanzer #microcar
A Honda Acty, a K-car micro truck.
Truly unpretentious utilitarianism that stands in stark contract to the North American Wankpanzer biggafication of "utility" vehicles.
#kcar #pickuptruck #carspotting #wankpanzer #microcar
Kantianism v utilitarianism
the reporter who asked trump about "TACO" did the right thing but also probably caused a global economic depression
May 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Kantianism v utilitarianism
Every techbro took exactly one philosophy class and stopped listening either as soon as they heard about moral relativism or as soon as they heard about utilitarianism.
April 29, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Every techbro took exactly one philosophy class and stopped listening either as soon as they heard about moral relativism or as soon as they heard about utilitarianism.