One last Vassago post b4 bed
@/republicans
@/republicans
November 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
One last Vassago post b4 bed
@/republicans
@/republicans
spanish-speaker vassago and filipino-speaker blitzo….. #HelluvaBoss
November 3, 2026 at 1:16 PM
spanish-speaker vassago and filipino-speaker blitzo….. #HelluvaBoss
Vassago is BEST BIRB and NOTHING WILL CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE #helluvaboss
Lars Ulrich I Mean Vassago Showing Off
ALT: Lars Ulrich I Mean Vassago Showing Off
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November 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Vassago is BEST BIRB and NOTHING WILL CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE #helluvaboss
You’re legally not allowed to hate Vassago
November 2, 2026 at 2:53 PM
You’re legally not allowed to hate Vassago
Stolas and Vassago gaining class consciousness
Protest
ALT: Protest
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November 4, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Stolas and Vassago gaining class consciousness
Vassago: Let’s run away together and be happy!
Stolas: LOOK AT THIS TREE
Stolas: LOOK AT THIS TREE
November 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Vassago: Let’s run away together and be happy!
Stolas: LOOK AT THIS TREE
Stolas: LOOK AT THIS TREE
THIS!! I think it is a more poignant message overall if Vassago doesn't have some ill-intent behind him. Stolas choosing Blitz over Vassago despite Vassago being someone who treats him well and can provide for him I think is a better message of love than, "Vassago was a bad guy the whole time."
November 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM
THIS!! I think it is a more poignant message overall if Vassago doesn't have some ill-intent behind him. Stolas choosing Blitz over Vassago despite Vassago being someone who treats him well and can provide for him I think is a better message of love than, "Vassago was a bad guy the whole time."
and he starts to feel doubt, too.
He likes Vassago.
He thinks Vassago could be great for him in so many ways.
But Vassago is not Blitz.
He likes Vassago.
He thinks Vassago could be great for him in so many ways.
But Vassago is not Blitz.
November 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
and he starts to feel doubt, too.
He likes Vassago.
He thinks Vassago could be great for him in so many ways.
But Vassago is not Blitz.
He likes Vassago.
He thinks Vassago could be great for him in so many ways.
But Vassago is not Blitz.
Surprise! An incredible group HB community members from across the Latin diaspora have been working to create a guide to Vassago for non-Spanish Speakers! Eventually I'll make it prettier, but for now here it is:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I'll tag those who feel comfortable 👇
#helluvaboss
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I'll tag those who feel comfortable 👇
#helluvaboss
Vassago for Non-Spanish Speakers
A Guide to Vassago for Non-Spanish Speakers Purpose: The current Helluva’s fandom's incorporation of Spanish dialogue isn’t natural for Vassago, with these specific challenges: There are / are not a...
docs.google.com
November 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Surprise! An incredible group HB community members from across the Latin diaspora have been working to create a guide to Vassago for non-Spanish Speakers! Eventually I'll make it prettier, but for now here it is:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I'll tag those who feel comfortable 👇
#helluvaboss
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I'll tag those who feel comfortable 👇
#helluvaboss
Blitz attacks Vassago and bites him on the neck and Vassago reacts exactly like Stolas when Blitz bit him back then and Blitz is like "Dammit, not another one"
November 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Blitz attacks Vassago and bites him on the neck and Vassago reacts exactly like Stolas when Blitz bit him back then and Blitz is like "Dammit, not another one"
Both Vaggie and Vassago has said "I love your theatrics 🩷"
November 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Both Vaggie and Vassago has said "I love your theatrics 🩷"
Vassago: just one question
Blitz: shoot
Vassago: what is it about you? I have accepted that Stolas has chosen you, I am just curious why
Blitz: because I’m mean to him
Vassago:
Blitz:
Vassago: *looks at Andrealphus*
Andrealphus: get the fuck away from me
Vassago to Blitz: I see what you mean
Blitz: shoot
Vassago: what is it about you? I have accepted that Stolas has chosen you, I am just curious why
Blitz: because I’m mean to him
Vassago:
Blitz:
Vassago: *looks at Andrealphus*
Andrealphus: get the fuck away from me
Vassago to Blitz: I see what you mean
November 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Vassago: just one question
Blitz: shoot
Vassago: what is it about you? I have accepted that Stolas has chosen you, I am just curious why
Blitz: because I’m mean to him
Vassago:
Blitz:
Vassago: *looks at Andrealphus*
Andrealphus: get the fuck away from me
Vassago to Blitz: I see what you mean
Blitz: shoot
Vassago: what is it about you? I have accepted that Stolas has chosen you, I am just curious why
Blitz: because I’m mean to him
Vassago:
Blitz:
Vassago: *looks at Andrealphus*
Andrealphus: get the fuck away from me
Vassago to Blitz: I see what you mean
REDRAW with #Satango 🔥✨
#Vassago #Satan #HelluvaBoss #HelluvabossSatan #SatanHelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossVassago
#Vassago #Satan #HelluvaBoss #HelluvabossSatan #SatanHelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossVassago
November 1, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Y’all talking about distrusting Vassago
Meanwhile I’m here like
The fuck is in that locket?
Meanwhile I’m here like
The fuck is in that locket?
November 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Y’all talking about distrusting Vassago
Meanwhile I’m here like
The fuck is in that locket?
Meanwhile I’m here like
The fuck is in that locket?
November 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
November 1, 2026 at 7:25 AM
“Vassago-” Stolas starts and Vassago silences him with a last kiss.
“I’ll be okay,” Vassago says. “We’ll always have our friendship.”
He gets up, reaches down to help Stolas to his feet.
It really is unfair, just how beautiful Stolas is in starlight.
“I’ll be okay,” Vassago says. “We’ll always have our friendship.”
He gets up, reaches down to help Stolas to his feet.
It really is unfair, just how beautiful Stolas is in starlight.
November 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
“Vassago-” Stolas starts and Vassago silences him with a last kiss.
“I’ll be okay,” Vassago says. “We’ll always have our friendship.”
He gets up, reaches down to help Stolas to his feet.
It really is unfair, just how beautiful Stolas is in starlight.
“I’ll be okay,” Vassago says. “We’ll always have our friendship.”
He gets up, reaches down to help Stolas to his feet.
It really is unfair, just how beautiful Stolas is in starlight.
Blitz is the president of the Stolas fan club, Vassago is the founder, they are the only members
November 3, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Blitz is the president of the Stolas fan club, Vassago is the founder, they are the only members
HB Fandom: -_- fucking parrot guy. I don’t trust him.
Viv: he’s a good boy
HB Fandom: saw Vassago! We love Vassago!!!
Vassago: *flirts with Stolas*
HB Fandom: watch it, parrot guy.
Viv: he’s a good boy
HB Fandom: saw Vassago! We love Vassago!!!
Vassago: *flirts with Stolas*
HB Fandom: watch it, parrot guy.
October 31, 2026 at 5:06 PM
HB Fandom: -_- fucking parrot guy. I don’t trust him.
Viv: he’s a good boy
HB Fandom: saw Vassago! We love Vassago!!!
Vassago: *flirts with Stolas*
HB Fandom: watch it, parrot guy.
Viv: he’s a good boy
HB Fandom: saw Vassago! We love Vassago!!!
Vassago: *flirts with Stolas*
HB Fandom: watch it, parrot guy.
Blitz: *Eyes narrow* I'm watching you, Vagino.
Vassago: Erm, Vassago, amigo.
Blitz: That's what I said. *Walks away*
Vassago: Is he always like this?
Stolas: He is~ 🥰
Vassago: No qualms with standing up to his betters. Admittedly admirable.
Stolas: Such confidence~ 😍
Vassago: Erm, Vassago, amigo.
Blitz: That's what I said. *Walks away*
Vassago: Is he always like this?
Stolas: He is~ 🥰
Vassago: No qualms with standing up to his betters. Admittedly admirable.
Stolas: Such confidence~ 😍
November 3, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Blitz: *Eyes narrow* I'm watching you, Vagino.
Vassago: Erm, Vassago, amigo.
Blitz: That's what I said. *Walks away*
Vassago: Is he always like this?
Stolas: He is~ 🥰
Vassago: No qualms with standing up to his betters. Admittedly admirable.
Stolas: Such confidence~ 😍
Vassago: Erm, Vassago, amigo.
Blitz: That's what I said. *Walks away*
Vassago: Is he always like this?
Stolas: He is~ 🥰
Vassago: No qualms with standing up to his betters. Admittedly admirable.
Stolas: Such confidence~ 😍
November 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Stolas: Vassago, you’re absolutely perfect but I need to be with Blitz because reasons. Could you possibly be secretly evil?
Vassago: Ha ha ok anything for you, mi amor
Vassago: Ha ha ok anything for you, mi amor
It's funny seeing the initial reactions to Vassago from people who don't interact with overall fandom stuff.
But, after watching the eps I have no idea how you can think he's gonna be a twist villain. He's the best it gets when it comes to the Goetia. He's a sweet bean 😭🙏
But, after watching the eps I have no idea how you can think he's gonna be a twist villain. He's the best it gets when it comes to the Goetia. He's a sweet bean 😭🙏
November 2, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Stolas: Vassago, you’re absolutely perfect but I need to be with Blitz because reasons. Could you possibly be secretly evil?
Vassago: Ha ha ok anything for you, mi amor
Vassago: Ha ha ok anything for you, mi amor
Vassago going to IMP to meet Stolas for lunch and while he’s there, Stolas has to get up and make copies before they go
And Vassago sees Blitz watching Stolas go, longing, disheartened, yearning
And he knows that look
Because it used to be his
And Vassago sees Blitz watching Stolas go, longing, disheartened, yearning
And he knows that look
Because it used to be his
November 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Vassago going to IMP to meet Stolas for lunch and while he’s there, Stolas has to get up and make copies before they go
And Vassago sees Blitz watching Stolas go, longing, disheartened, yearning
And he knows that look
Because it used to be his
And Vassago sees Blitz watching Stolas go, longing, disheartened, yearning
And he knows that look
Because it used to be his
Everyone talking about Blitzo, Stolas and Vassago as a potential polycule
When we’re over looking the true og poly
Stolas & Vassago are welcome to join however 😉
When we’re over looking the true og poly
Stolas & Vassago are welcome to join however 😉
November 2, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Everyone talking about Blitzo, Stolas and Vassago as a potential polycule
When we’re over looking the true og poly
Stolas & Vassago are welcome to join however 😉
When we’re over looking the true og poly
Stolas & Vassago are welcome to join however 😉
“Are you ready?” Vassago asks.
“I don’t know,” Stolas whispers. “What if he… what if it doesn’t work out and I lose him for good?”
“Then I will just have to bring you both out here until you make up,” Vassago smiles.
Stolas hugs him.
Vassago hugs him back.
“I don’t know,” Stolas whispers. “What if he… what if it doesn’t work out and I lose him for good?”
“Then I will just have to bring you both out here until you make up,” Vassago smiles.
Stolas hugs him.
Vassago hugs him back.
November 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
“Are you ready?” Vassago asks.
“I don’t know,” Stolas whispers. “What if he… what if it doesn’t work out and I lose him for good?”
“Then I will just have to bring you both out here until you make up,” Vassago smiles.
Stolas hugs him.
Vassago hugs him back.
“I don’t know,” Stolas whispers. “What if he… what if it doesn’t work out and I lose him for good?”
“Then I will just have to bring you both out here until you make up,” Vassago smiles.
Stolas hugs him.
Vassago hugs him back.