put her in vat of acid
October 21, 2024 at 9:34 AM
put her in vat of acid
BIG VAT! HAIL VAT! VAT VAT VAT VAT VAT!!!
All Hail Vat! Vat consumes the wicked! Vat blends the unworthy! Righteous is the slurry dispensed from Vat!
ALL HAIL VAT, LONG MAY IT BURBLE!
ALL HAIL VAT, LONG MAY IT BURBLE!
October 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
BIG VAT! HAIL VAT! VAT VAT VAT VAT VAT!!!
i finished watching the pitt and i have a plan for improving efficiency in emergency rooms. gather all medicine you have on hand and dump it into a large vat. that's the "wellness vat." wheel it around and ladle it out to people. if someone is critical, pick them up and put them in the wellness vat
August 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i finished watching the pitt and i have a plan for improving efficiency in emergency rooms. gather all medicine you have on hand and dump it into a large vat. that's the "wellness vat." wheel it around and ladle it out to people. if someone is critical, pick them up and put them in the wellness vat
New ‘The Bear’ Season Features Mutant Carmy Terrorizing Chicago After Falling Into Vat Of Beef Juice https://theonion.com/new-the-bear-season-features-mutant-carmy-terrorizing-chicago-after-falling-into-vat-of-beef-juice/
December 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
New ‘The Bear’ Season Features Mutant Carmy Terrorizing Chicago After Falling Into Vat Of Beef Juice https://theonion.com/new-the-bear-season-features-mutant-carmy-terrorizing-chicago-after-falling-into-vat-of-beef-juice/
Amazing story in The Times. Reform UK failed to pay VAT to HMRC on its sales (tickets, merchandise). About £400k in all.
Not tax avoidance. Not tax evasion. They just didn't realise when you sell stuff you have to charge VAT.
Not tax avoidance. Not tax evasion. They just didn't realise when you sell stuff you have to charge VAT.
October 20, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Amazing story in The Times. Reform UK failed to pay VAT to HMRC on its sales (tickets, merchandise). About £400k in all.
Not tax avoidance. Not tax evasion. They just didn't realise when you sell stuff you have to charge VAT.
Not tax avoidance. Not tax evasion. They just didn't realise when you sell stuff you have to charge VAT.
blowing my clarinet into a vat of borscht
December 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
blowing my clarinet into a vat of borscht
“Kill them with kindness” Incorrect. Lever + Trap door + Giant vat of acid
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
“Kill them with kindness” Incorrect. Lever + Trap door + Giant vat of acid
There are more than 10m children in school in the UK…but, per Times, 3,000 might move to state sector because of VAT rise…so Whitehall is “braced” 😲😲😲
Says a lot about UK media bubble, the way this story is reported.
You pay VAT on luxuries. Private schooling is that.
Says a lot about UK media bubble, the way this story is reported.
You pay VAT on luxuries. Private schooling is that.
December 26, 2024 at 8:34 AM
There are more than 10m children in school in the UK…but, per Times, 3,000 might move to state sector because of VAT rise…so Whitehall is “braced” 😲😲😲
Says a lot about UK media bubble, the way this story is reported.
You pay VAT on luxuries. Private schooling is that.
Says a lot about UK media bubble, the way this story is reported.
You pay VAT on luxuries. Private schooling is that.
Death to the Wizard Kings!
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March 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Death to the Wizard Kings!
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Half-expecting government to announce VAT cut on balaclavas to help with cost of living.
September 7, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Half-expecting government to announce VAT cut on balaclavas to help with cost of living.
no pledge, no allegiance.
July 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
no pledge, no allegiance.
TFW you're a bunch of hands
September 26, 2026 at 1:25 AM
TFW you're a bunch of hands
At this point, I'm basically a living, breathing vat of novocaine.
September 23, 2026 at 11:45 AM
At this point, I'm basically a living, breathing vat of novocaine.
Kinda hope I'm a brain in a vat.
September 24, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Kinda hope I'm a brain in a vat.
crab vat
Are we really surprised that people who love authoritarianism do authoritarianism activities? The real surprise will be if Pete or the Admiral is actually investigated.
Also at what point do we need to get to in order for the military personnel to disobey illegal orders?
Also at what point do we need to get to in order for the military personnel to disobey illegal orders?
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
crab vat
Don’t you dare act like you have a body.
Brain in a vat.
BRAIN. IN. A. VAT.
Brain in a vat.
BRAIN. IN. A. VAT.
I’m sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
September 25, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Don’t you dare act like you have a body.
Brain in a vat.
BRAIN. IN. A. VAT.
Brain in a vat.
BRAIN. IN. A. VAT.
Bum rush vat city
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Bum rush vat city
There's a difference between dormant and patient
January 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
There's a difference between dormant and patient
A very rare Vat Spawn in color
March 16, 2026 at 2:14 AM
A very rare Vat Spawn in color
Even custom-made, vat-grown, augmented bodyguards need hobbies!
September 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Even custom-made, vat-grown, augmented bodyguards need hobbies!
Young Sheldon offering one last “Bazinga” as he’s lowered into a vat of molten steel
May 17, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Young Sheldon offering one last “Bazinga” as he’s lowered into a vat of molten steel