#vegans
We are giving the vegans guns
November 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Trump has now resorted to posting pure copium: clips of Harry Enten touting a poll showing 99% of MAGA Republicans support him. That’s like bragging that 99% of vegans don’t eat meat.
November 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
#vegan #vegans #veganism #violence #nonviolence

It's within human power to create a less violent humanity.
November 6, 2026 at 5:51 PM
and people still say "vegans are weird" 😳
November 7, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Atheists are like vegans: the ones quietly living their lives don’t get on the nerves of the rest of us.
November 6, 2026 at 8:10 PM
UBI: Universal Basic IceCream for all, including the vegans 🍨
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?

(Absurd answers only.)
November 4, 2026 at 11:47 PM
All the worlds vegans are walking miracles in that case
November 7, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Vegans have no heart.
November 2, 2026 at 3:28 PM
We’re accepting. Except the vegans.
November 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
THE REPUBLICAN CLOSING ARGUMENT:

• Men’s asses
• Cheesecake Factory
• “Gay vegans”
• “Jihadists”
• Attacking reporters
• Gold. More gold.
November 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
If you think vegans are loud, listen to the screams inside slaughterhouses.
November 6, 2026 at 9:30 PM
“This Company Does Not Care About Vegans”: Starbucks Axes Impossible Sandwich for Short Rib Grilled Cheese
“This Company Does Not Care About Vegans”: Starbucks Axes Impossible Sandwich for Short Rib Grilled Cheese
www.vegan-news.net
November 5, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Wait, hold up. Not having cheese is a lib thing? Cuz vegans?
November 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
counting Talarico as a win for the vegans
November 4, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Pistachio nuts are mussels for vegans.
November 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Vegans are the nicest people on earth no wonder everybody loves them
November 6, 2026 at 2:12 AM
learning so much
October 31, 2026 at 12:59 PM
just had my whole world exploded by an incredible celeriac steak. vegans eating good at my wedding. *I* am getting the vegan meal for my wedding.
November 5, 2026 at 9:56 AM
On Real Milwaukee this morning, they featured Plantjoy's #vegan sandwich
for #NationalSandwichDay!

#veganfood #veganism #vegans #plantjoy
November 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Reply to a video: "Vegans know nothing about animals, sheep need to be sheared!"

Us: "Erm, that's an alpaca, not even closely related to a sheep"
November 4, 2026 at 12:00 PM
As a vegan, I am disappointed by ex-vegans, who may or may not turn out to be generally bad ‘uns. And also disappointed by vegans who go all conspiracy theoretician (or worse) but who are still vegan.
November 6, 2026 at 7:51 PM
It had never occurred to me that vegans wouldn’t eat pigeon poo. After all, pigeons may not be strict vegans but they do tend to go for a mainly plant-based diet. 😋
November 7, 2026 at 12:28 AM
This is what vegans eat
November 3, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Vegans would rather log off than go to therapy
November 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Gary is dying to get off screen and have a rant about "bloody vegans" #GBBO
November 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM