‘Garfield’ Director Begs Chris Pratt To Stop Ad-Libbing Bible Verses https://theonion.com/garfield-director-begs-chris-pratt-to-stop-ad-libbing-bible-verses/
May 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
‘Garfield’ Director Begs Chris Pratt To Stop Ad-Libbing Bible Verses https://theonion.com/garfield-director-begs-chris-pratt-to-stop-ad-libbing-bible-verses/
American taxpayers are paying people to post Bible verses on a US government account.
October 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
American taxpayers are paying people to post Bible verses on a US government account.
The Bible never says that God has a penis.
But in fairness, Ken Paxton, you missed *a lot* of verses in the Bible, you adulterous liar.
But in fairness, Ken Paxton, you missed *a lot* of verses in the Bible, you adulterous liar.
September 10, 2026 at 12:28 AM
The Bible never says that God has a penis.
But in fairness, Ken Paxton, you missed *a lot* of verses in the Bible, you adulterous liar.
But in fairness, Ken Paxton, you missed *a lot* of verses in the Bible, you adulterous liar.
Is Mike Johnson going to throw some more Bible verses at us today while continuing to back Max Miller?
August 5, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Is Mike Johnson going to throw some more Bible verses at us today while continuing to back Max Miller?
Bible verses and conservative words 🤔😆
September 23, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Bible verses and conservative words 🤔😆
Oh look! A list of 83 Bible verses about feeding the hungry! No reason! www.openbible.info/topics/feeding
What Does the Bible Say About Feeding?
Bible verses about Feeding
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October 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Oh look! A list of 83 Bible verses about feeding the hungry! No reason! www.openbible.info/topics/feeding
lost Float On verses
mario nonconsensually drove his car off the surfboard strapped to my car and got seriously injured. insurance says i’m liable.
April 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
lost Float On verses
Real live verses MAGA delusions.
December 10, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Real live verses MAGA delusions.
'We Didn't Start the Fire' is about to get a whole lotta new verses
March 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
'We Didn't Start the Fire' is about to get a whole lotta new verses
Is Marco Rubio still posting bible verses?
Detained Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil was allowed to hold his one-month-old son for the first time after a federal judge blocked the Trump administration’s efforts to keep the father and infant separated by a plexiglass divider.
Mahmoud Khalil permitted to hold newborn son for the first time despite objections from government
Detained Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil was allowed to hold his one-month-old son for the first time after a federal judge blocked the Trump administration’s efforts to keep the father and infant separated by a plexiglass divider.
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May 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Is Marco Rubio still posting bible verses?
The GOP Platform:
Protect the fetus; starve the child.
Honor the soldier; abandon the veteran.
Enrich the corporation; fleece the worker.
Quote the Bible; ignore the verses.
Protect the fetus; starve the child.
Honor the soldier; abandon the veteran.
Enrich the corporation; fleece the worker.
Quote the Bible; ignore the verses.
May 25, 2026 at 12:04 AM
The GOP Platform:
Protect the fetus; starve the child.
Honor the soldier; abandon the veteran.
Enrich the corporation; fleece the worker.
Quote the Bible; ignore the verses.
Protect the fetus; starve the child.
Honor the soldier; abandon the veteran.
Enrich the corporation; fleece the worker.
Quote the Bible; ignore the verses.
Notice how it’s somehow the government’s job to legislate a few Bible verses on human sexuality over our entire country, but it’s suddenly “not the government’s job” when it comes to the +2,500 Bible verses calling for a generous use of wealth that prioritizes the poor.
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Notice how it’s somehow the government’s job to legislate a few Bible verses on human sexuality over our entire country, but it’s suddenly “not the government’s job” when it comes to the +2,500 Bible verses calling for a generous use of wealth that prioritizes the poor.
Bible verses condemning trans folks: 0
Bible verses about welcoming migrants: 33
Bible verses about advocating for peace: 429
Bible verses about loving God and others: 714
Bible verses about taking care of the poor: 2000+
There are absolutely no "biblical" grounds for being anti-trans.
Bible verses about welcoming migrants: 33
Bible verses about advocating for peace: 429
Bible verses about loving God and others: 714
Bible verses about taking care of the poor: 2000+
There are absolutely no "biblical" grounds for being anti-trans.
January 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Bible verses condemning trans folks: 0
Bible verses about welcoming migrants: 33
Bible verses about advocating for peace: 429
Bible verses about loving God and others: 714
Bible verses about taking care of the poor: 2000+
There are absolutely no "biblical" grounds for being anti-trans.
Bible verses about welcoming migrants: 33
Bible verses about advocating for peace: 429
Bible verses about loving God and others: 714
Bible verses about taking care of the poor: 2000+
There are absolutely no "biblical" grounds for being anti-trans.
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"ChatGPT, give me popular Bible verses."
April 16, 2026 at 1:35 PM
"ChatGPT, give me popular Bible verses."
genuinely have been thinking about this all day i cannot stop laughing about the second verses lyrics
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
genuinely have been thinking about this all day i cannot stop laughing about the second verses lyrics
whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing
June 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing
‘Garfield’ Director Begs Chris Pratt To Stop Ad-Libbing Bible Verses
‘Garfield’ Director Begs Chris Pratt To Stop Ad-Libbing Bible Verses
LOS ANGELES—In a desperate effort to get production of the animated film sequel back on schedule, Garfield Movie 2 director Mark Dindal reportedly begged lead voice actor Chris Pratt to stop ad-libbin...
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May 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
‘Garfield’ Director Begs Chris Pratt To Stop Ad-Libbing Bible Verses
… who hasn’t memorized Bible verses
August 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
… who hasn’t memorized Bible verses
versus vs verses
March 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
versus vs verses
these are the silt verses and we name our disciples thus
November 19, 2024 at 10:01 PM
these are the silt verses and we name our disciples thus
Literally one of the most famous verses in the Bible
Rep. Lauren Boebert insists that public Christian worship events are necessary for America to experience revival: "I don't think that Jesus ever called for any Christian to pray only silently or to keep their faith hidden only in the prayer closet."
July 28, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Literally one of the most famous verses in the Bible
WISHLIST THREE VERSES³ ON STEAM :)
January 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
WISHLIST THREE VERSES³ ON STEAM :)
