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psicochurroz.bsky.social
visigoths in rome
September 1, 2024 at 12:00 PM
missingthept.bsky.social
I think it was the Visigoths.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Jul 14
Trump: "We drained the beautiful 'Reflecting Pool' today in order to fix the scars and damage that was done by the Vandals 2 weeks ago. We wanted to wait until after July 4. The slashes were 300 yards long, and the floor of the pool was cut and then pulled upward, with great force, by these thugs."
Trump: "We drained the beautiful 'Reflecting Pool' today in order to fix the scars and damage that was done by the Vandals two weeks ago. We wanted to wait until after the July 4th Weekend. The slashes were 300 yards long, and the floor of the pool was cut and then pulled upward, with great force, by these thugs. The Parks Department had to empty the water in order to fix the water tight basin. It will be refilled and put back into service soon. These Country hating sleazebags should pay a big price for the damage done. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DJT"
July 14, 2026 at 1:53 AM
lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
our visigoths couldn't handle a life of making slide decks i guess
January 20, 2026 at 6:21 PM
indaindica.bsky.social
The Visigoths / The High Visigoths
The Visigoths The High Visigoths, wearing high visibility vests
September 30, 2023 at 2:30 AM
kdcaseywrites.bsky.social
Alaric to the Visigoths in 410
December 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
pixelatedboat.bsky.social
imo the Visigoths should sack Rome again just to keep them on their toes
August 7, 2025 at 10:32 AM
iwriteok.bsky.social
don't put this shit on the Visigoths man, they don't deserve it
joshuajfriedman.com Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · Jan 24
"Whether or not we supported Alaric in his campaign to sack Rome, it is now our patriotic duty to rally behind him. Alaric is now the ruler of all Romans, not just those who smear their faces with blood and smell strongly of dung."

(Published on the occasion of GWB's 2001 inauguration)
From The New Republic, January 22, 2001. Partial transcript below. Follow pastebin link in next post for complete alt text. BIPARTISANSHIP, CIRCA 410 A.D. Finally, the divisive battle that has gripped our nation for months has come to an end. There can no longer be any doubt of the ultimate result: Alaric and his Visigoth horde have won, and the emperor, Flavius Honorius, has lost. Whether or not we supported Alaric in his campaign to sack Rome, it is now our patriotic duty to rally behind him. Alaric is now the ruler of all Romans, not just those who smear their faces with blood and smell strongly of dung. We must all show the graciousness, good humor, and dignity that Honorius demonstrated as he fled on horseback with his servants in the dark of night. If one thing has been proved by this long battle, it is that our system works. The Visigoths worked hard for this outcome: They pillaged our temples, burned our crops, and carried off our women. As a result, they now deserve our support, as well as our respect. Yes, some may continue to question aspects of Alaric's campaign. We have previously noted our concern about the Visigoths' strategy of stripping naked and running into battle making high-pitched screaming sounds, as well as their controversial decision to slay our elders and eat their entrails in the Forum. The Visigoths' scorched-earth strategy—and, again, we would have preferred for them to have scorched only some of our earth-struck many of us as overly aggressive. But, in the end, Alaric and his barbarian horde were simply using every method available to them in a flawed and often confusing process. No battle is perfect, and inevitably some children are going to be impaled on stakes and their lifeless bodies paraded through the streets. Those tactics don't make the result of this contest any less legitimate.
January 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
hammancheez.bsky.social
Chris Wright blames Biden for the fall of Rome to the Visigoths
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h
Chris Wright blames Biden for high fuel prices in October 2026
October 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
dillo.media
visigoths are scary but invisigoths are scarier
January 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
covertshores.bsky.social
Actually, it was high-Visigoths, seen here
June 22, 2026 at 2:42 PM
davidjroth.bsky.social
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
August 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
deathbybadger.bsky.social
a university is not for generating profit, it provides cultural enrichment via weird little gremlin people who love visigoths or haikus, and very occasionally a scientist who figures out faster than light travel
August 12, 2025 at 9:54 AM
rustbeltenjoyer.bsky.social
We're Visigoths in the Roman Empire of our forebears.
December 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
ouranocracy.bsky.social
dickhead thinks he's giving a speech to the Visigoths outside Rome
September 30, 2026 at 8:39 PM
claiborne.bsky.social
For too long they have been invisible in society. It's time to make them visigoths.
January 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
hntdove.bsky.social
Ostrogoths, Visigoths, and Invisigoths (who, as you can tell, are already hard to spot).
Left--Three armed and armored barbarians standing on rocks. Text is "Visigoths--circa AD 300-750)" Right--Nobody standing on the same rocks. Text is "invisigoths--circan't be sure"
April 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
ryanboyd.bsky.social
I haaate when Visigoths raid my granary!
December 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
reindeerarebetter.bsky.social
They got Visigoths, we get Dogebros.
August 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
goingmedieval.bsky.social
THE DARK AGES REFERS TO THE EARLY MEDIEVAL PERIOD. THERE WERE NO WITCH HUNTS, JUST MOSTLY A LOT OF VISIGOTHS.
February 19, 2024 at 10:45 AM
reddite.eurosky.social
Bu what about the... Hi-Visigoths?
Some Visigoths, in hi-vis yellow armour
October 24, 2024 at 2:20 PM
joshuak08.bsky.social
Make goths more visible? We can call them Visigoths or something
January 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
weisselberger.bsky.social
Visigoths treat us very unfairly

WAR

Can’t let Visigoths get MacGuffin

MacGuffin price will go down

Saw MacGuffin selling for $1.98

Deal with Visigoths any day now

Gonna SMITE Visigoths after lunch

Deal’s back

Most folks don’t know MacGuffin is spelled with capital G

I'm on FIRE ow
June 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
lisatheeditor.bsky.social
A beautifully maintained lawn stomped on by Visigoths and then administered a McDonald's hamberder to recover.
June 16, 2026 at 11:00 PM
tkingfisher.com
But like, it was big empire, and even if you knew Visigoths were raiding somewhere, it’s not like it was on the news every night.
August 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
guygavrielkay.bsky.social
I mean, fine, World Goth Day.

But does anyone think of the Visigoths?

Do THEY ever get a Day?

Nope.
May 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM