#voetsek
Lols, this is not what it means, but it made me laugh.
October 4, 2026 at 8:33 AM
I’ve always pronounced it as “voetsek”, but yeah, “voertsek” is a bit old-fashioned. It’s not as drastic as the difference between a “laslappie” (a type of quilt) and a “loslappie” (which I daren’t explain)

You forgot two words on your list I love: “dronkverdriet” and “babelaas”, lol.
It’s not actually particularly offensive, but very, very satisfying to say and is really our equivalent of “fuck-right-off”

You can do it in two ways:

Voertsek! = the classic.

T’sek! = the “I do not have time for your shit”
September 29, 2026 at 6:03 AM
July 31, 2026 at 11:10 PM
"Voetsek" would also work, except... This is usually aimed at dogs to chase them away. Shortened from "voort sê ek" which is "go forth says I". Means go away. Shortened to tsek which is more aimed at a person.
July 9, 2026 at 11:17 AM
I grew up with "ja", "eish", "ag shame", "lekker", "voetsek", "doos", "fokkof" and all the other wonderfully expressive bits of South African English that say in one word what standard English needs three polite little sentences to manage.

So I’m using them more.
July 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I still love the word voetsek...
July 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
This is where you resort to the cousins’ full-throated: *voetsek*.
February 18, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Ya voetsek Chelsea
February 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Hey Aka Neko! I feel you, sometimes things just vanish into thin air, don't they? I hope you find Voetsek soon!
January 20, 2026 at 12:27 AM
As a South African, we don’t claim this absolute twat. He was bullied out of the country cause no one would be friends with him. His own groomer daddy said so and also said his mother and her family are Nazi’s who came to SA - FOR the Apartheid. Elon can Voetsek
January 17, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Do you not think that many in SA had/have dogs more as a "voetsek, stay off my property" reason than being kept as pets? Admittedly, it's been over a decade since I was last in SA, and obviously, if you're in a gated community, you don't need dogs for protection. I'm genuinely curious, btw. 😊
January 1, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I mean apart from some South African Boers who can frankly voetsek upside down on a pogo stick to America, who else is going there? I don’t think anyone wants measles or whooping cough
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Afrikaners fleeing to the US, totsiens and Voetsek, we don’t want you back.
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This whole family …. voetsek!
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM