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Gov Walz vows justice
January 7, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist
DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist
July 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison theonion.com/trump-v...
Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
May 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little
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RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little -The Onion
November 18, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
February 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
gtconway.bsky.social
I’m sorry. Marriage vows don’t require this.
June 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
coffinvows.bsky.social
before the vows

pre embrace harriet
June 12, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary
ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary
January 7, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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Travis Kelce Wins Coin Flip To Kick Off Vows
Travis Kelce Wins Coin Flip To Kick Off Vows
July 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison https://theonion.com/trump-vows-to-reopen-joann-fabrics-as-prison/
Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
December 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary
ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary
June 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Cory Booker Delivers Historic 25-Hour Wedding Vows
Cory Booker Delivers Historic 25-Hour Wedding Vows
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover https://theonion.com/mitch-mcconnell-vows-to-continue-falling-down-stairs-in-face-of-fascist-takeover/
Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
December 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary
ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary
January 24, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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Todd Blanche Vows To Remain Fully Independent Of The Law https://theonion.com/todd-blanche-vows-to-remain-fully-independent-of-the-law/
Todd Blanche Vows To Remain Fully Independent Of The Law
August 17, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Groom’s Wedding Vows Just Pledge Of Allegiance
Groom’s Wedding Vows Just Pledge Of Allegiance
September 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
bencollins.bsky.social
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The Onion: ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary
June 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
ionomycin.bsky.social
the vows we never exchanged
July 11, 2024 at 12:21 AM
michaelhobbes.bsky.social
Everyone at this magazine is allergic to just letting other people live their lives
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Couples, Stop Writing Your Own Wedding Vows The old vows are still the best vows. By Cheryl Mendelson
August 2, 2024 at 8:53 PM
marisakabas.bsky.social
hegseth vows to do more murders
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Hegseth: "We've only just begun striking narco boats and putting narcoterrorists at the bottom of the ocean"
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
j0oa.bsky.social
vows.
#trigun
November 12, 2024 at 1:14 PM
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Poilievre vows to stay on as party leader for reasons of being otherwise unemployable #CanadaVotes #cdnpoli
April 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Wedding Vows A Damning Chronicle Of How Much Bride Changed Herself For Groom https://theonion.com/wedding-vows-a-damning-chronicle-of-how-much-bride-changed-herself-for-groom/
Wedding Vows A Damning Chronicle Of How Much Bride Changed Herself For Groom
December 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
vichblen.bsky.social
exchange of vows
November 23, 2024 at 11:03 AM
sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
sorry i yelled “sweep the leg” during your wedding vows
November 14, 2024 at 9:23 PM