Waitstaff Tired Of Sleeping With Each Other https://theonion.com/white-house-taps-mean-teen-in-zara-fitting-room-as-new-press-secretary/
August 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Waitstaff Tired Of Sleeping With Each Other https://theonion.com/white-house-taps-mean-teen-in-zara-fitting-room-as-new-press-secretary/
You should sever any relationship, including a close friendship, with someone who is rude to waitstaff.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
You should sever any relationship, including a close friendship, with someone who is rude to waitstaff.
surgeon: we're only allowing family right now
olive garden waitstaff: yeah that's why we're here
olive garden waitstaff: yeah that's why we're here
January 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
surgeon: we're only allowing family right now
olive garden waitstaff: yeah that's why we're here
olive garden waitstaff: yeah that's why we're here
my son just completely stunned the waitstaff here at the olive garden
March 21, 2026 at 8:05 PM
my son just completely stunned the waitstaff here at the olive garden
The robot probably isn't a waitstaff robot; it's probably an actor robot between gigs.
February 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
The robot probably isn't a waitstaff robot; it's probably an actor robot between gigs.
mfw I stunt on the uptight waitstaff
March 21, 2026 at 8:45 PM
mfw I stunt on the uptight waitstaff
Everywhere you went stank of cigarettes all the time and God help you if you were waitstaff.
January 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Everywhere you went stank of cigarettes all the time and God help you if you were waitstaff.
if bsky tanks i guess i’ll go back to saying stupid, weird, uncomfortable things to various cashiers and waitstaff
October 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
if bsky tanks i guess i’ll go back to saying stupid, weird, uncomfortable things to various cashiers and waitstaff
getting reeeeal tired of the Labrinyth Restaurant waitstaff yelling "corner!"
April 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
getting reeeeal tired of the Labrinyth Restaurant waitstaff yelling "corner!"
Can I just say—if I go out to lunch with someone and they speak condescendingly, bully, or mistreat the waitstaff or blame them for the kitchens mistakes they are dead to me. Unforgivable. — Rant over
January 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Can I just say—if I go out to lunch with someone and they speak condescendingly, bully, or mistreat the waitstaff or blame them for the kitchens mistakes they are dead to me. Unforgivable. — Rant over
When you impress your dad and stun the waitstaff
March 21, 2026 at 9:23 PM
When you impress your dad and stun the waitstaff
And this owls eyes……. they represent the breasts of the waitstaff, yes?
May 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
And this owls eyes……. they represent the breasts of the waitstaff, yes?
I went to the no-tipping restaurant and all the waitstaff were cows
October 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I went to the no-tipping restaurant and all the waitstaff were cows
I bet I know exactly how you treat retail workers and waitstaff
I’m sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
September 25, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I bet I know exactly how you treat retail workers and waitstaff
Attending the fascist dinner party and shaking my head the whole time so the waitstaff knows I disagree with it
April 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Attending the fascist dinner party and shaking my head the whole time so the waitstaff knows I disagree with it
If I see someone treating waitstaff like shit, I automatically know they’re MAGA.
September 25, 2026 at 5:13 PM
If I see someone treating waitstaff like shit, I automatically know they’re MAGA.
Customer: I’d like the lobster tail please.
Waitstaff: Once upon a time there lived a handsome lobster…
Waitstaff: Once upon a time there lived a handsome lobster…
September 20, 2024 at 10:12 AM
Customer: I’d like the lobster tail please.
Waitstaff: Once upon a time there lived a handsome lobster…
Waitstaff: Once upon a time there lived a handsome lobster…
white guy SHOCKS robot waitstaff by ordering in fluent latent space embedding
March 29, 2026 at 4:59 PM
white guy SHOCKS robot waitstaff by ordering in fluent latent space embedding
This would always stun the waitstaff.
March 21, 2026 at 10:40 PM
This would always stun the waitstaff.
bird looking for slc airport waitstaff
September 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
bird looking for slc airport waitstaff
A nice distraction from hassling the waitstaff to turn up the thermostat
April 26, 2026 at 1:22 AM
A nice distraction from hassling the waitstaff to turn up the thermostat
catching a lifetime ban from femboy hooters for ear tagging the waitstaff
January 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
catching a lifetime ban from femboy hooters for ear tagging the waitstaff
It doesn't matter, no restaurant waitstaff earns anything near that!
April 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
It doesn't matter, no restaurant waitstaff earns anything near that!