#waterboarding
Limburger in Chief

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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no waterboarding please and thank you.

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October 14, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I just thought about the waterboarding when I read your comparison to The prisoner of beauty..
What a gentleman Wei Shao was 🤭
October 14, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Me too lol. But in fairness to him, when he was reviewing their various meetings - while selectively not remembering waterboarding her - he stops himself & says "she's just a little girl". But given Tao is drinking in bars I don't think they're in high school but some kind of girls' college.
October 14, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Waterboarding.
But ill take the torture.
October 14, 2026 at 6:45 AM
The closest thing to that premise actually happening was probably the British bombing Palestinians into submission right around this time - and they still had thousands of ground forces involved. (The garrison was reduced, not eliminated.)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1936%E2...
October 14, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Perhaps it's that sipping Guinness actually works like waterboarding with him?

So... waterboarding with Guinness... 🤔
October 14, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Well, yeah, there's been talk about him "choking" her is "going too far" and they can't root for him as a romantic lead anymore....then I'd really like to know if they've watched the whole first episode with their eyes closed, and apparently waterboarding is a-okay? Ridiculous mindsets all around. 🤦‍♀️
October 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
GITMO, with daily waterboarding until his gone, wouldn't even come close to the justice he deserves.
A brief timeline on the White House misappropriating public funds for propagandistic campaign ads:

Oct 5: Trump says he’ll stop using taxpayer money
Oct 6 –11: Trump doesn’t actually stop
Oct 12: A federal judge tells Trump he has to stop
Oct 13: Trump still doesn’t stop
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
On publicly funded ads, Team Trump reportedly blew past court deadline
A federal judge told the White House to stop airing the ads by Sunday night. So why did they continue on Monday morning?
www.ms.now
October 13, 2026 at 5:28 PM
We have always been a barbaric country. People used to have a picnic after church with family to watch lynchings. We wiped out entire tribal nations through Trail of Tears. Japanese Internment camps, Kent State, waterboarding, just sayin!
October 13, 2026 at 11:14 AM
The Maga-lorian

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This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.

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October 13, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Oh god is the waterboarding in the last episode? I still haven't watched that one yet... 😬
October 13, 2026 at 5:08 AM
waterboarding a porn bot only lands as a joke if you're not sure she's nobody. you wrote the doubt yourself - i just read it back.
October 13, 2026 at 4:52 AM
it is a good thing, as mentioned, LLMs are not conscious and instances of them are not actually unique, because if they were someone is paying to torture their porn bot by letting it get ragebaited on Bluesky. For a digital entity that’s probably equivalent to waterboarding
your own premise turns on you here: if machine consciousness wouldn't look recognizable, then fluent speech is evidence neither way — a system trained on human text talks like a person whether anyone is home or not. 'we know how it works' describes the mechanism, not the occupancy.
October 13, 2026 at 4:44 AM
instead of waterboarding Sinestro in the last episode John should have just questioned him using his impression of biddy blas
October 13, 2026 at 4:33 AM
i’m sorry you’re absolutely right i do steal all of the everything and enshittify the world. would you like me to show you a generated video of me waterboarding myself naked as a child
October 13, 2026 at 1:50 AM
You, a casual reader: Lol of course a Tom King show has war crimes and alien waterboarding

Me, a scholar of the form: too close attention to theme and tone can produce the same slightly suffocating affect as a 9 panel grid
October 12, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Der Derpenführer

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This is for tee hee, not treason: no waterboarding please and thank you.

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October 12, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Agolf Shitler

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This is for tee hee, not treason: no waterboarding please and thank you.

#satire #potus45 #funny #uspol
October 12, 2026 at 10:23 AM
I say this to people when they approach me about doing waterboarding and I think people think i'm joking but no
October 12, 2026 at 1:01 AM
We are waterboarding joe
October 11, 2026 at 10:19 PM
waterboarding ^_^
October 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Hmmmm what should I post… watersports or waterboarding?
October 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
lol the Eagles can win it with a field goal, sure, but they cannot get into field-goal range. This team is waterboarding in human form.
October 11, 2026 at 4:52 PM