#wealth-management
He's talking to someone too afraid to take wealth management advice from Life Surge
"You're a pussy... you're a pussy"
Nick Sirianni
September 29, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Getting ads for "wealth management" like ARE YOU LOST??
October 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Secretary of Elite Wealth Management.
August 16, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Morgan Stanley is laying off 2500 people across its major divisions, including investment banking and wealth management.
March 4, 2026 at 10:06 PM
These ridiculous mega-projects like "datacenters in space" (doomed by thermodynamics) make a LOT more sense when you realize they're massive Ponzi schemes designed to transfer wealth from pension funds to VC's through "fee stacking."

It's the old Assets Under Management con. It should be illegal.
“.. Skeptics believe the technical risks are being underestimated and say space-based data centers won’t be competitive on cost, especially if power and other constraints ease on the ground.”

@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/tech/bezos-a...
December 11, 2025 at 9:29 AM
The City of Jackson is offering free classes on wealth management, home ownership and understanding how student loans impact finances.
Jackson Offers Free Courses On Finances, Wealth Management
The City of Jackson is offering free classes on wealth management, home ownership and understanding how student loans impact finances.
buff.ly
January 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Altruist released an AI-powered tax planning tool, sending wealth management stocks into a tumble Tuesday on Wall Street.
Wealth Management Stocks Crater After AI Tax-Planning Tool Announcement
Altruist released an AI-powered tax planning tool, sending wealth management stocks into a tumble Tuesday on Wall Street.
www.forbes.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:15 PM
The City of Jackson is offering free classes on wealth management, home ownership and understanding how student loans impact finances.
Jackson Offers Free Courses On Finances, Wealth Management
The City of Jackson is offering free classes on wealth management, home ownership and understanding how student loans impact finances.
buff.ly
January 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
force feminized in the UBS Wealth Management Dungeon
oh i’ve considered it
September 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
(Bloomberg) - UBS Group AG’s rich clients are increasingly shifting away from US-dollar assets, turning instead to gold, crypto and investments in China, according to the Swiss bank’s co-head of wealth management for Asia.

@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/...
May 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It's called dragon wealth management, maybe you've hoard of it
it’s called falling in love, maybe you’ve heart of it
it's called being wounded maybe you've hurt of it
October 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Oil is a big part of Norwegian wealth (good natural resource management is possible!) but a substantial amount of their sovereign wealth isn't fossil fuel related and Norwegian social democracy predates the discover of oil in any case
July 5, 2026 at 11:49 PM
this columnist gets paid 6+ figures to write about wealth management for a prestigious magazine & got scammed by some dude cold-calling cell phone numbers lmao
February 18, 2024 at 4:26 AM
A former investment banker with zero conservation experience is now running our national parks.

Kevin Lily worked for Morgan Stanley & Goldman Sachs before founding the largest privately owned wealth management firm in Texas.

Our national parks will now be his new personal wealth management.
Trump admin quietly appoints national parks head with no experience
The new acting assistant secretary is a former investment banker.
www.sfgate.com
July 31, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I don't need full service wealth management, I need full service debt management
March 5, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I'm going to stroke out reading Trump's trollsuit against JP Morgan

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January 23, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Betting his trophy blonde didn’t overlook his wealth management account.
November 27, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Ref looks like he just quit wealth management at Morgan Stanley to go to P.E.
June 14, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Almost no one who is not born into money understands what to do with a lot of it, which is why so many who suddenly gain wealth end up losing it. Most major banks, at least, have wealth management divisions. If had millions suddenly drop into my lap and no other clue what to do, I might start there.
I occasionally play the lottery with the understanding that if I actually win I just get a new job of managing a lot of money with no experience doing so.

Alas, the siren call of early retirement remains strong.
February 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Plan for Long-Term Wealth
Effective wealth management in Ontario can help individuals align investments, financial decisions, and long-term goals for a more confident financial future.
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medium.com
October 6, 2026 at 5:23 AM
in today’s episode of Fully Deranged Direct Marketing, a wealth management company has sent me a single teabag in an attempt to make me listen to a podcast
October 6, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Remember when Republicans were furious about Hunter's paintings? Jared Kushner's investment company saw assets under management jump 60% last year to $4.8B, after it received a cash injection from Middle East investors including Qatar's sovereign wealth fund.
www.reuters.com/business/fin...
Kushner's Affinity's assets jump to $4.8 billion after Gulf cash injection
Jared Kushner's investment company Affinity Partners saw assets under management jump 60% last year to $4.8 billion, according to a regulatory filing, after it received a cash injection from Middle East investors including Qatar's sovereign wealth fund.
www.reuters.com
March 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
starting a wealth management company. give me your wealth and i’ll manage it for you.
May 29, 2026 at 12:23 PM