***Two more weeks! Two more weeks! Two more weeks!***
prepare to be shocked:
*WHITE HOUSE TO DELAY HEALTHCARE PROPOSAL
*WHITE HOUSE TO DELAY HEALTHCARE PROPOSAL
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
***Two more weeks! Two more weeks! Two more weeks!***
It’s always “two weeks”
May 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It’s always “two weeks”
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Dr. DooDiddle https://theonion.com/dr-doodiddle/
September 23, 2026 at 6:00 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Dr. DooDiddle https://theonion.com/dr-doodiddle/
Me after the exams weeks are over
September 6, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Me after the exams weeks are over
Great Grey owls 24-33cm
coniferous forests of North America, Europe, and Asia.
female incubates 28-36
male feeds her, owlets hatch he feeds them for 2 weeks
both feed for 3 more weeks
5 weeks the owlets leave the nest and climb at 6 weeks they begin to fly stay with the parents 3 more months
coniferous forests of North America, Europe, and Asia.
female incubates 28-36
male feeds her, owlets hatch he feeds them for 2 weeks
both feed for 3 more weeks
5 weeks the owlets leave the nest and climb at 6 weeks they begin to fly stay with the parents 3 more months
September 23, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Great Grey owls 24-33cm
coniferous forests of North America, Europe, and Asia.
female incubates 28-36
male feeds her, owlets hatch he feeds them for 2 weeks
both feed for 3 more weeks
5 weeks the owlets leave the nest and climb at 6 weeks they begin to fly stay with the parents 3 more months
coniferous forests of North America, Europe, and Asia.
female incubates 28-36
male feeds her, owlets hatch he feeds them for 2 weeks
both feed for 3 more weeks
5 weeks the owlets leave the nest and climb at 6 weeks they begin to fly stay with the parents 3 more months
watching X implode over the next couple weeks.
October 22, 2024 at 3:00 AM
watching X implode over the next couple weeks.
In two weeks.
December 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
In two weeks.
If this picture was of Obama, you know @FoxNews would do three weeks solid on why the flag was on the ground.
At least three weeks
At least three weeks
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If this picture was of Obama, you know @FoxNews would do three weeks solid on why the flag was on the ground.
At least three weeks
At least three weeks
Three weeks ago tomorrow. 🤡
June 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Three weeks ago tomorrow. 🤡
Howard Lutnick says many amazing trade deals are coming in 2 weeks: “The next two weeks are going to be weeks for the record books!”
July 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Howard Lutnick says many amazing trade deals are coming in 2 weeks: “The next two weeks are going to be weeks for the record books!”
Most honest reporting in the past few weeks.
March 24, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Most honest reporting in the past few weeks.
My cartoon in this weeks @newyorker.com
June 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My cartoon in this weeks @newyorker.com
They’re about two weeks away from telling people they can always eat bugs
Brooke Rollins: If beef is too expensive, you can eat chicken, eggs, other great sources of protein.
September 21, 2026 at 9:58 PM
They’re about two weeks away from telling people they can always eat bugs
“In two weeks.”
Because he causes so much chaos, he hopes people will forget what he promised two weeks ago.
“In two weeks.”
“In two weeks.”
“In two weeks.”
“In two weeks.”
“In two weeks.”
Because he causes so much chaos, he hopes people will forget what he promised two weeks ago.
“In two weeks.”
“In two weeks.”
“In two weeks.”
“In two weeks.”
“In two weeks.”
June 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
“In two weeks.”
Because he causes so much chaos, he hopes people will forget what he promised two weeks ago.
“In two weeks.”
“In two weeks.”
“In two weeks.”
“In two weeks.”
“In two weeks.”
Because he causes so much chaos, he hopes people will forget what he promised two weeks ago.
“In two weeks.”
“In two weeks.”
“In two weeks.”
“In two weeks.”
“In two weeks.”
Two weeks you say?
June 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Two weeks you say?
Just a reminder that Trump was going to announce his sanctions on Russia for not negotiating “in two weeks” about 3.5 weeks ago.
Taco
Taco
June 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Just a reminder that Trump was going to announce his sanctions on Russia for not negotiating “in two weeks” about 3.5 weeks ago.
Taco
Taco
Two weeks to remove him. Now.
April 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Two weeks to remove him. Now.
My cartoon in this weeks @newyorker.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My cartoon in this weeks @newyorker.com
THREE WEEKS FROM TODAY!!!
Join the MAGA Resistance & make your voices heard.
Accountability. Is. Coming.
Join the MAGA Resistance & make your voices heard.
Accountability. Is. Coming.
September 26, 2026 at 7:34 PM
THREE WEEKS FROM TODAY!!!
Join the MAGA Resistance & make your voices heard.
Accountability. Is. Coming.
Join the MAGA Resistance & make your voices heard.
Accountability. Is. Coming.
Two weeks until the government shuts down
March 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Two weeks until the government shuts down
1 week
Ok maybe 3 weeks
Wait, 5ish weeks seems right
Probably until September
INDEFINITELY!
Ok maybe 3 weeks
Wait, 5ish weeks seems right
Probably until September
INDEFINITELY!
March 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
1 week
Ok maybe 3 weeks
Wait, 5ish weeks seems right
Probably until September
INDEFINITELY!
Ok maybe 3 weeks
Wait, 5ish weeks seems right
Probably until September
INDEFINITELY!
Iran: Weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995
June 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Iran: Weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995
It took six weeks to get here
we've reached the point that the WSJ opinion section is publishing pieces with headlines like this, just saying
March 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It took six weeks to get here
Eight weeks ago.
April 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Eight weeks ago.