Talk about missing the point. 🤦♂️
Farage as sharp as a bag of wet lettuce.
Farage as sharp as a bag of wet lettuce.
Rather than apologising for his antisemitism, Farage demands the BBC apologise for the antisemitism of Alf Garnett, a fictional character created to satirise antisemitism, who was portrayed by a Jewish man.
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Talk about missing the point. 🤦♂️
Farage as sharp as a bag of wet lettuce.
Farage as sharp as a bag of wet lettuce.
Two years ago today.
October 14, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Two years ago today.
Trustworthy lettuce, day 3
September 23, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Trustworthy lettuce, day 3
Wet lettuce.
October 1, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Wet lettuce.
Any word from this treacherous piece of shit the wet lettuce?? She’s gone awfully quiet!!
March 2, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Any word from this treacherous piece of shit the wet lettuce?? She’s gone awfully quiet!!
Everything I've read about her suggests she's a wet lettuce who will do nothing on anything
January 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Everything I've read about her suggests she's a wet lettuce who will do nothing on anything
A crew of 10 workers laboring in the Campora CA area cutting leaf lettuce after the rain. They are wearing rubber boots which prevent their feet from getting wet on this cold fall morning. #WeFeedYou
November 19, 2024 at 3:00 PM
A crew of 10 workers laboring in the Campora CA area cutting leaf lettuce after the rain. They are wearing rubber boots which prevent their feet from getting wet on this cold fall morning. #WeFeedYou
That wet lettuce leaf is really gonna hurt them
KPMG has been hit with a three-month ban from bidding on government contracts — though agencies reliant on its services could end up exempt.
www.crikey.com.au/2026/06/16/k...
www.crikey.com.au/2026/06/16/k...
Exemptions the biggest feature of Canberra’s new business KPMG ban
The Big Four firm’s financial reporting models have slipped the noose as government agencies scramble to meet their EOFY obligations.
www.crikey.com.au
June 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
That wet lettuce leaf is really gonna hurt them
every burger joint menu looks like
THE CLASSIC
-Just like momma used to make. Tomato lettuce and onion with cheese of your choice.
THE BIG WET DADDY BURGER
-This nasty half-pound motherfucker comes smothered with sautéed mushrooms and onions, candied bacon, garlic aioli and a 4-cheese blend.
THE CLASSIC
-Just like momma used to make. Tomato lettuce and onion with cheese of your choice.
THE BIG WET DADDY BURGER
-This nasty half-pound motherfucker comes smothered with sautéed mushrooms and onions, candied bacon, garlic aioli and a 4-cheese blend.
November 18, 2024 at 7:01 PM
every burger joint menu looks like
THE CLASSIC
-Just like momma used to make. Tomato lettuce and onion with cheese of your choice.
THE BIG WET DADDY BURGER
-This nasty half-pound motherfucker comes smothered with sautéed mushrooms and onions, candied bacon, garlic aioli and a 4-cheese blend.
THE CLASSIC
-Just like momma used to make. Tomato lettuce and onion with cheese of your choice.
THE BIG WET DADDY BURGER
-This nasty half-pound motherfucker comes smothered with sautéed mushrooms and onions, candied bacon, garlic aioli and a 4-cheese blend.
All the anger of a wet lettuce. Do better ffs
January 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
All the anger of a wet lettuce. Do better ffs
Congressional Democrats in both the house and the senate will hit the administration with a wet lettuce.
March 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Congressional Democrats in both the house and the senate will hit the administration with a wet lettuce.
A wet lettuce
August 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
A wet lettuce
That's a fairly common sentiment you fucking wet lettuce
May 30, 2025 at 7:51 AM
That's a fairly common sentiment you fucking wet lettuce
What the f*** would that wet lettuce android know about ‘masculine energy’?
January 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
What the f*** would that wet lettuce android know about ‘masculine energy’?
Counterpoint: fuck off you wet lettuce
April 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Counterpoint: fuck off you wet lettuce
"hit" is pretty aggressive. Maybe they will shake the wet lettuce from a committee room
March 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
"hit" is pretty aggressive. Maybe they will shake the wet lettuce from a committee room
Penny Wong’s right - Faruqi was seeking attention….
Attention to the fact that the govt’s response to Israel’s mass killing and starvation is as effective as a slap with a wet lettuce.
Honestly, an actual wet lettuce might do more.
Attention to the fact that the govt’s response to Israel’s mass killing and starvation is as effective as a slap with a wet lettuce.
Honestly, an actual wet lettuce might do more.
July 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Penny Wong’s right - Faruqi was seeking attention….
Attention to the fact that the govt’s response to Israel’s mass killing and starvation is as effective as a slap with a wet lettuce.
Honestly, an actual wet lettuce might do more.
Attention to the fact that the govt’s response to Israel’s mass killing and starvation is as effective as a slap with a wet lettuce.
Honestly, an actual wet lettuce might do more.
Free speech is, mocking this idiot with a wet lettuce and her crying about it as she destroys the economy.
May 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Free speech is, mocking this idiot with a wet lettuce and her crying about it as she destroys the economy.
Especially wet lettuce!
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Especially wet lettuce!
"Juan" has worked as an irrigator for the last 10 years on CA's Central Coast. "I work alone. Currently I'm watering the lettuce. I need to switch out the sprinklers that don't work properly which means I get very wet. This job requires a lot of walking." #WeFeedYou
August 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"Juan" has worked as an irrigator for the last 10 years on CA's Central Coast. "I work alone. Currently I'm watering the lettuce. I need to switch out the sprinklers that don't work properly which means I get very wet. This job requires a lot of walking." #WeFeedYou
guy with a wet face bc he's bad at eating lettuce
August 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
guy with a wet face bc he's bad at eating lettuce
Carney has just landed in Canberra. Today he meets with a piece of wet lettuce in a suit.
March 4, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Carney has just landed in Canberra. Today he meets with a piece of wet lettuce in a suit.
Sudden squall arrives,
Wet bee must swim through green folds,
Shelter from the end.
#haikufeels #prompt #squall #Haiku #Poetry #Writing
#dailyhaikuprompt #swim #BlueskyPhotography #Insects #Bumblebees #Garden #Gardening #Lettuce #Rain
Wet bee must swim through green folds,
Shelter from the end.
#haikufeels #prompt #squall #Haiku #Poetry #Writing
#dailyhaikuprompt #swim #BlueskyPhotography #Insects #Bumblebees #Garden #Gardening #Lettuce #Rain
July 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Sudden squall arrives,
Wet bee must swim through green folds,
Shelter from the end.
#haikufeels #prompt #squall #Haiku #Poetry #Writing
#dailyhaikuprompt #swim #BlueskyPhotography #Insects #Bumblebees #Garden #Gardening #Lettuce #Rain
Wet bee must swim through green folds,
Shelter from the end.
#haikufeels #prompt #squall #Haiku #Poetry #Writing
#dailyhaikuprompt #swim #BlueskyPhotography #Insects #Bumblebees #Garden #Gardening #Lettuce #Rain