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Hegseth vs A Head Of Lettuce
Hegseth vs A Head Of Lettuce
November 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Alright. It's starting
Hegseth vs A Head Of Lettuce
Hegseth vs A Head Of Lettuce
HEGSETH LETTUCE WATCH
Hearing lots of anger from Trump’s orbit about how GOP is getting killed over the Iran war, including from one source close to WH:
“If any good comes out of tonight for the Republican Party, it’s that no Repulican president will ever listen to imbeciles like Mark Levin and Marc Thiessen again”
“If any good comes out of tonight for the Republican Party, it’s that no Repulican president will ever listen to imbeciles like Mark Levin and Marc Thiessen again”
November 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
HEGSETH LETTUCE WATCH
deep cover Lib Dem 'agent lettuce' continues to be the most deadly operative we have
Liz Truss demonstrating her unerring ability to be in exactly the wrong place at exactly the wrong time
November 6, 2026 at 12:57 AM
deep cover Lib Dem 'agent lettuce' continues to be the most deadly operative we have
I’m still nervous about buying produce especially lettuce products after the explosive diarrhea summer we just had so I’m all in on El-Sayed’s ‘crap lettuce’ bill idea to restore the parts of the FDA & CDC gutted by Trump, RFK jr & DOGE.
El-Sayed: "The first 3 things we have to do is end this war -- we need a war powers resolution that brings war-making capacity back to Congress -- number 2, ending this tariff regime & war against Canada, but number 3, stopping the nuclear bomb that's about to go off in our healthcare system ... "
November 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I’m still nervous about buying produce especially lettuce products after the explosive diarrhea summer we just had so I’m all in on El-Sayed’s ‘crap lettuce’ bill idea to restore the parts of the FDA & CDC gutted by Trump, RFK jr & DOGE.
Celebrating Talarico's win with a big fat grilled head of lettuce.
November 4, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Celebrating Talarico's win with a big fat grilled head of lettuce.
please enjoy this canadian press photo of vancouver mayor pete fry being hit by lettuce during the lion dance ceremony at his inauguration
November 2, 2026 at 11:47 PM
please enjoy this canadian press photo of vancouver mayor pete fry being hit by lettuce during the lion dance ceremony at his inauguration
Nasty crap lettuce AND MEASLES
November 5, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Nasty crap lettuce AND MEASLES
forbidden lettuce
NYC Natural History Museum: Pyromorphite. Often I don't see it in this apple green color. Often it's more of an olive, yellow, brown or orange in coloration.
November 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
forbidden lettuce
“Nasty crap lettuce” 💪 get. they. ass. Senator-Elect Dr. El-Sayed!
November 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
“Nasty crap lettuce” 💪 get. they. ass. Senator-Elect Dr. El-Sayed!
Lettuce forget this ever happened
November 4, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Lettuce forget this ever happened
Lettuce on the menu?
November 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Lettuce on the menu?
Well, they didn't get hit with lettuce.
November 3, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Well, they didn't get hit with lettuce.
Was the salad … fresh?
(German inpired joke where salad == lettuce)
(German inpired joke where salad == lettuce)
November 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Was the salad … fresh?
(German inpired joke where salad == lettuce)
(German inpired joke where salad == lettuce)
two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions
November 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions
Definitely a day for a Hamish Macbeth as lunch.
November 5, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Definitely a day for a Hamish Macbeth as lunch.
Maybe Americans actually want cancer research and lettuce that won't send them to the hospital!
November 4, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Maybe Americans actually want cancer research and lettuce that won't send them to the hospital!
Maybe it was the diarrhea lettuce
November 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Maybe it was the diarrhea lettuce
In Liz we Truss
Lettuce celebrate
Lettuce celebrate
November 4, 2026 at 9:12 PM
In Liz we Truss
Lettuce celebrate
Lettuce celebrate
The Non Shitty Lettuce bill.
November 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
The Non Shitty Lettuce bill.
AES on Morning Joe yesterday made a point of saying, essentially, who says no to a law that makes the FDA make sure lettuce isn't covered in shit.
November 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
AES on Morning Joe yesterday made a point of saying, essentially, who says no to a law that makes the FDA make sure lettuce isn't covered in shit.
lettuce celerybrate
November 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
lettuce celerybrate