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From the Archives: originally drawn 1-22-2022

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PICTURED: Bob arrives home after a long trip to find his dog painting a picture of his girlfriend on an easel. BOB: "Oh hey babe, I'm back from my business trip and... Rover?! Who taught him how to paint?" BABE (has never told Bob her real name): "Well, I did, but that's just him expressing his undying love for me after I realized I love him more than I could ever love you. Sorry, Bob." BOB: "I... I want to be sad about that, but like... my dog is a painter. That's so cool." BABE (wanted in 37 countries under as many aliases, you'll soon find out why): "Yeah, you're gonna need to be sad somewhere else, because he also learned how to change the locks and we've decided to kick you out. Isn't it amazing what he can do with his tongue?" BOB: "Oh. I... don't even want to think about that." BABE: "Too late. You are, and whatever you're imagining is accurate." (note: the "your" in this quote wasn't supposed to be there)
January 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM