Inside of you there are two Dana Whites
November 7, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Inside of you there are two Dana Whites
White House confused Dana Whites confirmed, I would say.
Trump on Dana White becoming press secretary: "Dana loves the idea ... of course I was kidding, but Dana is actually coming tomorrow."
November 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
White House confused Dana Whites confirmed, I would say.
INDEED! TWO DANA WHITES!
Holy shit could we possibly be lucky enough to have a second Four Seasons Total Landscaping?
November 7, 2026 at 8:18 PM
INDEED! TWO DANA WHITES!
There are two Whites
November 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
There are two Whites
inside you are two Dana Whites...
November 8, 2026 at 9:18 AM
inside you are two Dana Whites...
If Southern whites voted like Midwestern whites the South is all swingy
November 6, 2026 at 2:45 PM
If Southern whites voted like Midwestern whites the South is all swingy
Like 2016 was "northern rural whites start voting like Southern whites"
If Southern whites stop voting like Southern whites that's uhhhhh
If Southern whites stop voting like Southern whites that's uhhhhh
November 4, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Like 2016 was "northern rural whites start voting like Southern whites"
If Southern whites stop voting like Southern whites that's uhhhhh
If Southern whites stop voting like Southern whites that's uhhhhh
is it Dana Whites or Danas White
November 8, 2026 at 5:58 AM
is it Dana Whites or Danas White
He mixed up his Dana Whites for press
November 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
He mixed up his Dana Whites for press
And now they’re gonna act like they meant to do it and not that president peepaw got confused about two different dana whites
November 7, 2026 at 10:15 PM
And now they’re gonna act like they meant to do it and not that president peepaw got confused about two different dana whites
"Also, nobody knew there were two Dana Whites"
November 7, 2026 at 9:10 PM
"Also, nobody knew there were two Dana Whites"
You, a philistine: sneers at rural whites for liking guns, big trucks, and thinking tapout apparel constitutes a personality
me, an intellectual: sneers at rural whites because they're super racist and proud of it
me, an intellectual: sneers at rural whites because they're super racist and proud of it
November 7, 2026 at 3:24 AM
You, a philistine: sneers at rural whites for liking guns, big trucks, and thinking tapout apparel constitutes a personality
me, an intellectual: sneers at rural whites because they're super racist and proud of it
me, an intellectual: sneers at rural whites because they're super racist and proud of it
Trump mixed up the Dana Whites today on the anniversary of Rudys Four Seasons Landscaping fiasco
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November 8, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Trump mixed up the Dana Whites today on the anniversary of Rudys Four Seasons Landscaping fiasco
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Here's Sunday's post: "Senile old shitwit gets his Dana Whites mixed up. Where the fuck is the press?"
Are we all supposed to pretend this is normal?
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Senile old shitwit gets his Dana Whites mixed up. Where the fuck is the press?
Are we all supposed to pretend this is normal?
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November 8, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Here's Sunday's post: "Senile old shitwit gets his Dana Whites mixed up. Where the fuck is the press?"
Are we all supposed to pretend this is normal?
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All whites look the same
November 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
All whites look the same
if this holds, or heck, even if southern whites revert to voting similarly to midwestern whites, this is the Big Shift that changes everything
Some more bonkers stats here: white voters in the South aged 18-29 are now essentially voting like northern Democrats.
('24-->'26 swing in parentheses):
· Alabama: 45% (D+38)
· West Virginia: 47% (D+41)
· Kentucky: 47% (D+39)
· Florida: 52% (D+28)
· Georgia: 52% (D+32)
· South Carolina: 52% (D+38)
('24-->'26 swing in parentheses):
· Alabama: 45% (D+38)
· West Virginia: 47% (D+41)
· Kentucky: 47% (D+39)
· Florida: 52% (D+28)
· Georgia: 52% (D+32)
· South Carolina: 52% (D+38)
Also, as of right now, Democrats are winning the House vote in *checks notes* Utah and *checks notes again* Indiana
November 6, 2026 at 5:50 AM
if this holds, or heck, even if southern whites revert to voting similarly to midwestern whites, this is the Big Shift that changes everything
It looks like all you can really do about non-college whites is outnumber them.
November 6, 2026 at 3:21 PM
It looks like all you can really do about non-college whites is outnumber them.
somebody said this a while ago, but if mississippi whites voted like north dakota whites, mississippi would be a blue state
well, they did that this cycle, but like the question is whether they keep doing that
well, they did that this cycle, but like the question is whether they keep doing that
November 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
somebody said this a while ago, but if mississippi whites voted like north dakota whites, mississippi would be a blue state
well, they did that this cycle, but like the question is whether they keep doing that
well, they did that this cycle, but like the question is whether they keep doing that
For real, if we are genuinely seeing southern whites realign to voting like Ohio whites, it's almost the return of the solid south
November 7, 2026 at 2:05 AM
For real, if we are genuinely seeing southern whites realign to voting like Ohio whites, it's almost the return of the solid south
Donald Trump (and CHS) actually lost *some* Southern whites
November 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Donald Trump (and CHS) actually lost *some* Southern whites
the way to utopia in the united states is pretty straight forward. the unbreakable majority that would be "southern whites vote like the rest of the country's whites" not dems winning them, just same rate of not winning them as the rest of the country
This is insane: according to The New York Times, Scott Colom won 24% of the white vote in Mississippi, a 19-point swing from 2024. This includes:
· 30% of the white college vote (D+17)
· 27% of white women (D+17), and
· 39% (!) of white voters aged 18-29 (D+41!!)
· 30% of the white college vote (D+17)
· 27% of white women (D+17), and
· 39% (!) of white voters aged 18-29 (D+41!!)
Younger white people being slightly less segregationist than their grandparents, and Memphis suburban sprawl. It's all in the margins
November 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
the way to utopia in the united states is pretty straight forward. the unbreakable majority that would be "southern whites vote like the rest of the country's whites" not dems winning them, just same rate of not winning them as the rest of the country
Ron Brownstein: "As important as the depth of Trump’s decline to 63% disapproval was the breadth. That is what opened the map. The rot spread even to the core of the Republican foundation. Trump’s approval wavered among non-college whites, rural whites."
youtu.be/FXq7KuIL-Oc?...
youtu.be/FXq7KuIL-Oc?...
Ron Brownstein on the Broad Collapse of Support for Trump
YouTube video by Conversations with Bill Kristol
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November 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Ron Brownstein: "As important as the depth of Trump’s decline to 63% disapproval was the breadth. That is what opened the map. The rot spread even to the core of the Republican foundation. Trump’s approval wavered among non-college whites, rural whites."
youtu.be/FXq7KuIL-Oc?...
youtu.be/FXq7KuIL-Oc?...
When you mix up your Dana Whites
Oh my god. That is EXACTLY what happened. Someone suggested a Heritage Foundation and Fox contributor and he mixed them up. 😂😂😂
November 7, 2026 at 8:56 PM
When you mix up your Dana Whites
"We lost whites, WHITES! "... Jesse's like a Republican governor circa 1964.
November 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
"We lost whites, WHITES! "... Jesse's like a Republican governor circa 1964.
two dana whites total landscaping
November 8, 2026 at 9:45 AM
two dana whites total landscaping