The only whoroscope you’ll ever need
January 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The only whoroscope you’ll ever need
"Primarily a side, but when it comes to butt stuff, a vers service top," sounds like a horoscope.
Whoroscope? 🤔
Whoroscope? 🤔
October 23, 2024 at 5:33 PM
"Primarily a side, but when it comes to butt stuff, a vers service top," sounds like a horoscope.
Whoroscope? 🤔
Whoroscope? 🤔
So I opened up Literotica and one of the authors I follow wrote a piss bucket humiliation smut. That was published. On the day. That the same thing happened to me.
Apparently I need to start using Literotica as my personal whoroscope.
Apparently I need to start using Literotica as my personal whoroscope.
September 25, 2026 at 2:50 PM
So I opened up Literotica and one of the authors I follow wrote a piss bucket humiliation smut. That was published. On the day. That the same thing happened to me.
Apparently I need to start using Literotica as my personal whoroscope.
Apparently I need to start using Literotica as my personal whoroscope.
phaenon i got your whoroscope right here you're gonna suffer immensely
May 22, 2026 at 12:55 AM
phaenon i got your whoroscope right here you're gonna suffer immensely
Bitch what's your whoroscope?
October 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Bitch what's your whoroscope?
it's the new horoscope. whoroscope?
August 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's the new horoscope. whoroscope?
A new verse from returning contributor Shloka Shankar:
in the starless & inscrutable. A moment of reprieve
— Shloka Shankar
in the starless & inscrutable. A moment of reprieve
— Shloka Shankar
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in the starless & inscrutable. A moment of reprieve — Shloka Shankar after Samuel Beckett’s “Whoroscope”
dadakuku.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:59 PM
A new verse from returning contributor Shloka Shankar:
in the starless & inscrutable. A moment of reprieve
— Shloka Shankar
in the starless & inscrutable. A moment of reprieve
— Shloka Shankar
uma das coisas mais curiosas em samuel beckett é a presença profunda de descartes e do cartesianismo. literalmente da primeira obra (whoroscope) até o último texto.
February 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
uma das coisas mais curiosas em samuel beckett é a presença profunda de descartes e do cartesianismo. literalmente da primeira obra (whoroscope) até o último texto.
#Capricorn here, and for once here is an actual factual #whoroscope and we're not taking questions...
March 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
#Capricorn here, and for once here is an actual factual #whoroscope and we're not taking questions...
This can’t be true…
Why does my whoroscope sign always have to cock block me?
—a Taurus
Why does my whoroscope sign always have to cock block me?
—a Taurus
September 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This can’t be true…
Why does my whoroscope sign always have to cock block me?
—a Taurus
Why does my whoroscope sign always have to cock block me?
—a Taurus
My "Whoroscope" collage
July 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My "Whoroscope" collage
Correct. I’m a whoroscope.
August 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Correct. I’m a whoroscope.
This feels more like a whoroscope
December 30, 2024 at 7:17 PM
This feels more like a whoroscope
I love that this feed is how I found out there was a secret, hidden, second joke in the alt text on the whoroscope post from 3 weeks ago
January 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I love that this feed is how I found out there was a secret, hidden, second joke in the alt text on the whoroscope post from 3 weeks ago
Sept 28 #whoroscope
Quite specific this week: message for MJ, Aquarian, lives in a town staring with C:
Create opportunities for spontaneity by getting ahead in your self care. Wear nice undies to boost confidence. There's something about a squirrel, so watch out for images or the actual animal.
Quite specific this week: message for MJ, Aquarian, lives in a town staring with C:
Create opportunities for spontaneity by getting ahead in your self care. Wear nice undies to boost confidence. There's something about a squirrel, so watch out for images or the actual animal.
September 28, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Sept 28 #whoroscope
Quite specific this week: message for MJ, Aquarian, lives in a town staring with C:
Create opportunities for spontaneity by getting ahead in your self care. Wear nice undies to boost confidence. There's something about a squirrel, so watch out for images or the actual animal.
Quite specific this week: message for MJ, Aquarian, lives in a town staring with C:
Create opportunities for spontaneity by getting ahead in your self care. Wear nice undies to boost confidence. There's something about a squirrel, so watch out for images or the actual animal.
I think you meant whoroscope.. 👀
September 5, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I think you meant whoroscope.. 👀
What a coincidence. My whoroscope told me I should visit Paris.
October 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
What a coincidence. My whoroscope told me I should visit Paris.
V pátek jsme pořádali první Whoroscope. Dojmy zde:
simonholy.substack.com/p/jak-se-poz...
simonholy.substack.com/p/jak-se-poz...
April 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
V pátek jsme pořádali první Whoroscope. Dojmy zde:
simonholy.substack.com/p/jak-se-poz...
simonholy.substack.com/p/jak-se-poz...