Sept 28 #whoroscope
Quite specific this week: message for MJ, Aquarian, lives in a town staring with C:
Create opportunities for spontaneity by getting ahead in your self care. Wear nice undies to boost confidence. There's something about a squirrel, so watch out for images or the actual animal.
Quite specific this week: message for MJ, Aquarian, lives in a town staring with C:
Create opportunities for spontaneity by getting ahead in your self care. Wear nice undies to boost confidence. There's something about a squirrel, so watch out for images or the actual animal.
September 28, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Sept 28 #whoroscope
Quite specific this week: message for MJ, Aquarian, lives in a town staring with C:
Create opportunities for spontaneity by getting ahead in your self care. Wear nice undies to boost confidence. There's something about a squirrel, so watch out for images or the actual animal.
Quite specific this week: message for MJ, Aquarian, lives in a town staring with C:
Create opportunities for spontaneity by getting ahead in your self care. Wear nice undies to boost confidence. There's something about a squirrel, so watch out for images or the actual animal.
So I opened up Literotica and one of the authors I follow wrote a piss bucket humiliation smut. That was published. On the day. That the same thing happened to me.
Apparently I need to start using Literotica as my personal whoroscope.
Apparently I need to start using Literotica as my personal whoroscope.
September 25, 2026 at 2:50 PM
So I opened up Literotica and one of the authors I follow wrote a piss bucket humiliation smut. That was published. On the day. That the same thing happened to me.
Apparently I need to start using Literotica as my personal whoroscope.
Apparently I need to start using Literotica as my personal whoroscope.
Sept 23 #whoroscope for the week ahead;
Message for B, who is a Cancerian:
Someone you've longed for is waiting to see if your communication skills have improved. Silence may feel safe, but it won't get you a second chance.
Sexy colour: Forest green
Get lucky number: 11
Message for B, who is a Cancerian:
Someone you've longed for is waiting to see if your communication skills have improved. Silence may feel safe, but it won't get you a second chance.
Sexy colour: Forest green
Get lucky number: 11
September 23, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Sept 23 #whoroscope for the week ahead;
Message for B, who is a Cancerian:
Someone you've longed for is waiting to see if your communication skills have improved. Silence may feel safe, but it won't get you a second chance.
Sexy colour: Forest green
Get lucky number: 11
Message for B, who is a Cancerian:
Someone you've longed for is waiting to see if your communication skills have improved. Silence may feel safe, but it won't get you a second chance.
Sexy colour: Forest green
Get lucky number: 11
Sept 14 weekly #whoroscope
Message for J, who is a Scorpio:
Smile at that lovely stranger who appears in a cafe or bar. They might remind you of someone you've loved before, but don't worry – you've learned since then (or have you?)
Sexy colour: Dark blue
Get lucky number: 20
Message for J, who is a Scorpio:
Smile at that lovely stranger who appears in a cafe or bar. They might remind you of someone you've loved before, but don't worry – you've learned since then (or have you?)
Sexy colour: Dark blue
Get lucky number: 20
September 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Sept 14 weekly #whoroscope
Message for J, who is a Scorpio:
Smile at that lovely stranger who appears in a cafe or bar. They might remind you of someone you've loved before, but don't worry – you've learned since then (or have you?)
Sexy colour: Dark blue
Get lucky number: 20
Message for J, who is a Scorpio:
Smile at that lovely stranger who appears in a cafe or bar. They might remind you of someone you've loved before, but don't worry – you've learned since then (or have you?)
Sexy colour: Dark blue
Get lucky number: 20
Correct. I’m a whoroscope.
August 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Correct. I’m a whoroscope.
🌑 hey you pisces bitch i have your whoroscope right here
you will suffer beyond all imagine.
you will suffer beyond all imagine.
June 12, 2026 at 3:33 AM
🌑 hey you pisces bitch i have your whoroscope right here
you will suffer beyond all imagine.
you will suffer beyond all imagine.
"Whoroscope"...
a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible
media.tenor.com
May 22, 2026 at 3:22 PM
"Whoroscope"...
phaenon i got your whoroscope right here you're gonna suffer immensely
May 22, 2026 at 12:55 AM
phaenon i got your whoroscope right here you're gonna suffer immensely
#Capricorn here, and for once here is an actual factual #whoroscope and we're not taking questions...
March 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
#Capricorn here, and for once here is an actual factual #whoroscope and we're not taking questions...
A new verse from returning contributor Shloka Shankar:
in the starless & inscrutable. A moment of reprieve
— Shloka Shankar
in the starless & inscrutable. A moment of reprieve
— Shloka Shankar
…
in the starless & inscrutable. A moment of reprieve — Shloka Shankar after Samuel Beckett’s “Whoroscope”
dadakuku.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:59 PM
A new verse from returning contributor Shloka Shankar:
in the starless & inscrutable. A moment of reprieve
— Shloka Shankar
in the starless & inscrutable. A moment of reprieve
— Shloka Shankar
Why, yes !
The whoroscope pipeline is no joke.
The whoroscope pipeline is no joke.
January 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Why, yes !
The whoroscope pipeline is no joke.
The whoroscope pipeline is no joke.
what's my whoroscope
December 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
what's my whoroscope
Whoroscope? Hornoscope?
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Whoroscope? Hornoscope?
My brain energy is beyond depleted. It helped walking around today. My Whoroscope for today on that app was pretty spot on.
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 AM
My brain energy is beyond depleted. It helped walking around today. My Whoroscope for today on that app was pretty spot on.
What a coincidence. My whoroscope told me I should visit Paris.
October 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
What a coincidence. My whoroscope told me I should visit Paris.
When I read the Pepys diary extract below I thought, sounds familiar, stylistically... did Beckett read him? Answer: yes!
Two refs to Pepys (the only two) in Dirk Van Hulle and Mark Nixon's 2013 book 'Samuel Beckett's Library' (Cambridge University Press)
Two refs to Pepys (the only two) in Dirk Van Hulle and Mark Nixon's 2013 book 'Samuel Beckett's Library' (Cambridge University Press)
![[Footnote] 17. Beckett read Pepys throughout 1978, despite admitting that he was 'bored to death' with him. Quotations from Pepys's diaries already appear in the 1930s 'Whoroscope' Notebook (WN72r).](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fjlow32xidvwlio5wsdjrdj4/bafkreibp3msircih5xvmqkab4mwywfgkcgiiiafrz3gpg3zz3hsc5ef6sm)
October 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
When I read the Pepys diary extract below I thought, sounds familiar, stylistically... did Beckett read him? Answer: yes!
Two refs to Pepys (the only two) in Dirk Van Hulle and Mark Nixon's 2013 book 'Samuel Beckett's Library' (Cambridge University Press)
Two refs to Pepys (the only two) in Dirk Van Hulle and Mark Nixon's 2013 book 'Samuel Beckett's Library' (Cambridge University Press)
Bitch what's your whoroscope?
October 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Bitch what's your whoroscope?
This can’t be true…
Why does my whoroscope sign always have to cock block me?
—a Taurus
Why does my whoroscope sign always have to cock block me?
—a Taurus
September 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This can’t be true…
Why does my whoroscope sign always have to cock block me?
—a Taurus
Why does my whoroscope sign always have to cock block me?
—a Taurus