Thank you for everything. 💚💚💚 Tomorrow, there will be more of us.
August 22, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Thank you for everything. 💚💚💚 Tomorrow, there will be more of us.
Will you be there?
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Will you be there?
There will always be people who appreciate what YOU make, it just might take them a while to find you.
July 31, 2026 at 4:10 PM
There will always be people who appreciate what YOU make, it just might take them a while to find you.
Will you be there?
November 21, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Will you be there?
When I die and get reborn as a cat, you won't know it's me but there will be signs.
June 21, 2026 at 11:10 PM
When I die and get reborn as a cat, you won't know it's me but there will be signs.
Will, buddy, is there a reason you didn't quote-tweet me? I think there might be a reason.
proposing a massive nationwide big tech bailout to turn a bunch of empty warehouses in the middle of nowhere into community centers that cost a fortune to build and produce zero dollars of tax revenue, arguably unconstitutionally
we're gonna do slopulism like we've never seen before, folks
we're gonna do slopulism like we've never seen before, folks
June 25, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Will, buddy, is there a reason you didn't quote-tweet me? I think there might be a reason.
Next week there will be another existential boogeyman designed to discourage you from pursuing art. There will always be a mosquito in your ear trying to convince you your creativity has no value. Let this Sora situation be a lesson. Stop getting pushed around by scammers. Make art
March 25, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Next week there will be another existential boogeyman designed to discourage you from pursuing art. There will always be a mosquito in your ear trying to convince you your creativity has no value. Let this Sora situation be a lesson. Stop getting pushed around by scammers. Make art
“how did you get into ttrpgs”
They said “there will be furries and gay sex”
They said “there will be furries and gay sex”
“how did you get into ttrpgs”
I followed a betrenchcoated individual into an alley where they sold me shady dice sets and forbidden texts
I followed a betrenchcoated individual into an alley where they sold me shady dice sets and forbidden texts
“How did you get into ttrpgs”
I was summoned.
I was summoned.
October 3, 2026 at 2:30 PM
“how did you get into ttrpgs”
They said “there will be furries and gay sex”
They said “there will be furries and gay sex”
AOC: When you wake up in the morning, you will realize that you voted to defund planned parenthood and take away health care from 13.7 million Americans and when this country wakes up there will be consequences to pay for this
May 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
AOC: When you wake up in the morning, you will realize that you voted to defund planned parenthood and take away health care from 13.7 million Americans and when this country wakes up there will be consequences to pay for this
I still love you, Canada 🍁
February 22, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I still love you, Canada 🍁
I’ll be there, will you?
No kings. No cults. Just the Constitution—and the people who hold the line.
No kings. No cults. Just the Constitution—and the people who hold the line.
June 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I’ll be there, will you?
No kings. No cults. Just the Constitution—and the people who hold the line.
No kings. No cults. Just the Constitution—and the people who hold the line.
When I die and get reborn as a cat, you won't know it's me but there will be signs.
September 20, 2026 at 9:42 PM
When I die and get reborn as a cat, you won't know it's me but there will be signs.
KID: daddy will you check under my bed for monsters
ME: fuck no there might be monsters under there
ME: fuck no there might be monsters under there
October 26, 2024 at 12:10 AM
KID: daddy will you check under my bed for monsters
ME: fuck no there might be monsters under there
ME: fuck no there might be monsters under there
My baby boy, Finnegan, is extremely sick. He isn’t going to make it. I’m with the vet discussing the best course. And… he will be going to sleep.
I know you all loved and adored Fin. He will forever be the best baby boy ever. There will never be another cat like him.
I love you Fin, I will forever
I know you all loved and adored Fin. He will forever be the best baby boy ever. There will never be another cat like him.
I love you Fin, I will forever
July 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
My baby boy, Finnegan, is extremely sick. He isn’t going to make it. I’m with the vet discussing the best course. And… he will be going to sleep.
I know you all loved and adored Fin. He will forever be the best baby boy ever. There will never be another cat like him.
I love you Fin, I will forever
I know you all loved and adored Fin. He will forever be the best baby boy ever. There will never be another cat like him.
I love you Fin, I will forever
♡ Debut tomorrow! ♡
Will you be there?
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Will you be there?
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October 26, 2024 at 11:10 PM
♡ Debut tomorrow! ♡
Will you be there?
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Will you be there?
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Junior, I’m sending you to Gaza to be their new Governor. You will love it there.
February 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Junior, I’m sending you to Gaza to be their new Governor. You will love it there.
On your deathbed, you will probably not be thinking, "at least I totally owned those trolls on social media," and if you are it's unlikely there will be anyone there to hold your hand as you go
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
On your deathbed, you will probably not be thinking, "at least I totally owned those trolls on social media," and if you are it's unlikely there will be anyone there to hold your hand as you go
If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
Be careful, there is a new scam going around.
If you see a wooden box filled with food, DON'T GO IN. A wall will fall behind you and you'll be stuck.
If you see a wooden box filled with food, DON'T GO IN. A wall will fall behind you and you'll be stuck.
August 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Be careful, there is a new scam going around.
If you see a wooden box filled with food, DON'T GO IN. A wall will fall behind you and you'll be stuck.
If you see a wooden box filled with food, DON'T GO IN. A wall will fall behind you and you'll be stuck.
Sen Schmitt and Senator Britt, you both can go to hell! Grassley you're halfway there
History will not be kind to you
Oh yea Sen Graham you too. 🖕🏽
History will not be kind to you
Oh yea Sen Graham you too. 🖕🏽
September 29, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Sen Schmitt and Senator Britt, you both can go to hell! Grassley you're halfway there
History will not be kind to you
Oh yea Sen Graham you too. 🖕🏽
History will not be kind to you
Oh yea Sen Graham you too. 🖕🏽
Mamdani: "My message to ICE agents & to everyone across this city is that everyone will be held to the same standard of the law. If you violate it, you must be held accountable. There is sadly a sense growing that certain people are allowed to violate that law, whether they be POTUS or ICE agents."
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Mamdani: "My message to ICE agents & to everyone across this city is that everyone will be held to the same standard of the law. If you violate it, you must be held accountable. There is sadly a sense growing that certain people are allowed to violate that law, whether they be POTUS or ICE agents."
Here’s the thing about the tariffs: there will be no “short term pain”. Only long term. Every time a company realizes they can get away with charging you extra they don’t ever lower the price again. They just gouge. Whatever price hikes there are will be here for good.
April 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Here’s the thing about the tariffs: there will be no “short term pain”. Only long term. Every time a company realizes they can get away with charging you extra they don’t ever lower the price again. They just gouge. Whatever price hikes there are will be here for good.
I know you will think me naive, but I still have hope that there will eventually be a “Have you no shame?” moment
January 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I know you will think me naive, but I still have hope that there will eventually be a “Have you no shame?” moment
It can be a hard pill to swallow but you have to accept that while you will prevail in this struggle, you may not be there to witness it.
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 PM
It can be a hard pill to swallow but you have to accept that while you will prevail in this struggle, you may not be there to witness it.
Chosen family will always be there for you,
March 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Chosen family will always be there for you,